很久没有做梦
上床就睡得很熟
最近可能天气太冷 睡眠很浅 所以就做梦了
梦里我身处战场之中(可能是最近COD:MW2玩太多的关系)
枪声大作 子弹飞过来飞过去的
我一整个不知所措
四处抓同袍想问现在是什么情况
问著问著 突然一个同伴转头过来...
哇啊~居然是刘德华!
自小就是龙祥电影台的忠实观众
‘跟着主角就准没错!’ 我心里这样想
然后就跟在刘德华的后面一路突破重围
看他帅气的一枪一个 还飞身躲子弹
还把手榴弹捡起来扔回去炸
我都感动的快要哭出来了
结果到了一栋被炸到体无完肤的废弃大楼
‘快点下去地下室有秘道通往安全的地方。’ 刘德华如此说
‘可是,楼梯都断了 跳下去应该会受伤吧?’ 我迟疑着不敢跳
‘放心! 不会有事的 数到三我们就跳下去!’ 刘德华显露出主角的气度
好...我记得电影演主角都没问题的 刘德华威能跟着他就准没错
一跳! 淦~~~脚好痛...都麻了
(我小时候有爱耍帅从二楼跳到一楼过 有跳过的应该知道那种又痛又麻的感觉)
唔...虽然很痛 但还好...还可以走 等等麻完应该就没事了
‘嗯...兄弟。’ 刘德华叫我
‘我腿骨折了...’ 刘德华脸红著对我说
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alin5 (复归) 2008-01-10 17:44:00
XDDDDD
作者:
yekou ( 无言歌)
2008-01-12 02:13:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
asd2260123 (å—éƒ¨å¤§è‘‰æ–‡çµ„å¤œæ ¡è‚¥å®…)
2008-01-20 18:21:00笑到我了XD
作者:
musicya (加油加油)
2008-01-28 00:54:00XDDD
作者: augustuseric 2009-02-23 16:02:00
XDDDD.....最后一句=_=
作者: magice 2009-02-23 16:03:00
XDD
作者: xdmystyle 2009-02-23 16:04:00
后劲好强阿0.0
作者: wind7777713 2009-02-23 16:04:00
XDDDDD
作者:
youknew (我没有五百年)
2009-02-23 16:05:00意想不到的结局XDDDDD
作者:
weiiwei (San Diego)
2009-02-23 16:21:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: idisying 2009-02-23 16:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: huyuy (浅羽若樱) 2009-02-23 16:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: howtz 2009-02-23 16:25:00
其实原po才是主角
作者: yusake 2009-02-23 16:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
azumanga (We Made you)
2009-02-23 16:26:00很有趣。
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
shaka1aka (Por Una Cabeza)
2009-02-23 16:30:00刘德华娇喘一声,
作者:
ahuatin (花与爱丽丝)
2009-02-23 16:31:00骨折了骨折了骨折了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: augustuseric 2009-02-23 16:32:00
躺在元po怀里
作者:
sodeass (基米拉)
2009-02-23 16:47:00XDDDDDD 好猛的后劲 y
作者:
nanahiei (宠物就是要宠爱他)
2009-02-23 16:54:00超好笑......推一个
作者:
Knicks ( )
2009-02-23 16:56:00XDDDDDD
作者: addict1127 2009-02-23 16:58:00
好好笑喔XDDDD
作者: lyircpoety 2009-02-23 16:58:00
XDDDD
作者: iamtempo (夏日的风) 2009-02-23 17:05:00
做梦梦是啥咪?看懂了@@
作者: only777 2009-02-23 17:18:00
哈哈 好笑的梦境
作者:
cabird (喀)
2009-02-23 17:30:00妈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 太好笑了吧
作者: qqaries2005 2009-02-23 17:35:00
还要脸红着说 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ok0921 (修罗心伏)
2009-02-23 17:36:00哈~~~~~~~~~~好糗
作者:
qqpunpun (qqpunpun)
2009-02-23 17:37:00= =超好笑的..哈哈哈
作者:
doghouse (抓不住夏天的尾巴)
2009-02-23 17:44:00这个好笑
作者:
prouc (p币又被吞了)
2009-02-23 17:48:00最后是原po一枪一个背着华仔坐直升机走吗XDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MyoCat (幽月) 2009-02-23 17:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDD 有画面
结局是后面大爆炸,原po在火燄中背着华仔走过XDD
作者:
ninewords (全世界的人都很悲伤)
2009-02-23 18:04:00以为走到jock了XD
作者: h94ap4m4 2009-02-23 18:05:00
这超好笑~哈哈
作者: sealence (从心所行即为正路) 2009-02-23 18:07:00
jock? ......XDDD
作者: stes5115 (凯) 2009-02-23 18:19:00
楼上 JOCK?
结局通常只有主角一人能活下来,所以还是别跟着他为妙。
作者:
pepeoa (It's me)
2009-02-23 18:37:00Jock版= ="?在哪里啊????
作者: AKATSUKIx2 (赤月晓) 2009-02-23 18:37:00
最后一句很好笑XD
作者: burgert 2009-02-23 18:39:00
我笑了XDD
作者: yingjuan 2009-02-23 18:48:00
好笑!!
最后一句是怎样啊你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tq0608 (四月) 2009-02-23 18:53:00
哈哈 脸红有画面
作者: skyjust79 2009-02-23 18:53:00
ninewords:以为走到jock了XD 是joke吧
作者: h03511 (猴仔) 2009-02-23 19:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
pb220708 (PBYang)
2009-02-23 19:09:00XD
作者:
amy318 (婉仔馒头)
2009-02-23 19:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
solemn17 (TeaCat)
2009-02-23 19:41:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
KerLue (Mountain)
2009-02-23 19:41:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: l24065911 (Chan) 2009-02-23 19:53:00
我爆笑了XDDDD 但我室友看不懂- -很好笑欸XDDDD
作者:
chigo520 (CHIGO)
2009-02-23 19:59:00笑死了XDXDXDXD
作者:
hotahaha (hey you ROCK MAN!)
2009-02-23 20:02:00JOCK! 继HAYE之后最新力作
作者:
elphie (wants a soul.)
2009-02-23 20:04:00有够好笑的梦 XD
作者:
ispei (LinLin)
2009-02-23 20:06:00超好笑的 最后一句我整个大笑 哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: soma9699 (锁码) 2009-02-23 20:19:00
好好笑 请教我怎么梦到周星驰XD
作者: s051990 2009-02-23 20:44:00
哈哈哈 我大笑了!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
BAGeo 2009-02-23 20:52:00后劲好强XDDD
作者:
petwing (主流想法不一定是好的)
2009-02-23 21:08:00虽然在“异域”里刘德华是主角也很帅 但是最后嗝囉所以不见得跟着主角就会没事XD
作者:
WhiteQ (对自己诚实。)
2009-02-23 21:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
gn02320324 (五月天+SNSD=无限动力)
2009-02-23 21:24:00看完我大笑XDDDDDDD 最后一句太强大了啦!哈哈哈哈哈
作者: wendy31347 2009-02-23 21:26:00
看完大笑XDDDD 整个很有梗
作者:
Asucks (我的老婆是超人)
2009-02-23 21:34:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: leiwai 2009-02-23 21:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
天王被表了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
peepers (123)
2009-02-23 22:02:00剧情急转直下!!!
作者: feather7124 2009-02-23 22:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
crazyL 2009-02-23 22:30:00大笑 太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
winest (winest)
2009-02-23 22:31:00XDDDD
作者:
erichsueh (KAWAII>///<)
2009-02-23 22:38:00刘德华:好痛.....早知不跳=
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eldora (eldora) 2009-02-23 22:51:00
哈哈哈哈哈~~怎么那么好笑
作者: mq20908 (麦Q) 2009-02-23 22:52:00
好像星爷的梗喔!!!你确定你是梦到刘德华???
作者: sealence (从心所行即为正路) 2009-02-23 22:53:00
= =... 我是推ninewords那个jock
作者:
quietcat (天天都能真心笑)
2009-02-23 23:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
joy71 (朝目标迈进)
2009-02-23 23:13:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Tehran (最好的时光)
2009-02-23 23:40:00别这样!我很喜欢刘德华的。(大笑)
笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ghostlove (Rocketeer)
2009-02-23 23:47:00好笑
作者: windbox (Divide˙Infinity) 2009-02-23 23:51:00
最后一句超强大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: straykitten (空白) 2009-02-23 23:58:00
好有画面...XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kim (@@@@@@@)
2009-02-23 23:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gjhsgwl 2009-02-24 00:08:00
XDD 原PO是在写剧本吗
作者: libracrash (bar) 2009-02-24 00:09:00
原PO真是厉害 推一个
作者: br8ashbl 2009-02-24 00:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: julia508 (Julia) 2009-02-24 00:15:00
好笑 哈哈哈
作者: jjjjiiii (想睡觉....) 2009-02-24 00:15:00
XDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: n64tw (APTX-4869) 2009-02-24 00:22:00
哈哈 兄弟...
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
auchen (小羊)
2009-02-24 00:41:00后劲超强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qp23good 2009-02-24 00:55:00
笑翻了!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
tin0018 (吱吱)
2009-02-24 01:06:00最后一句害我大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pinkhead 2009-02-24 01:15:00
有笑有推
作者: caramelkiss 2009-02-24 01:54:00
爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zzxzero (zzx)
2009-02-24 02:04:00XDXDXD~~
作者:
Bluebear (布鲁塞尔的布鲁贝尔)
2009-02-24 02:13:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ISANKI (猫儿只会吃)
2009-02-24 02:34:00笑翻XD
作者: a29818859 (BlueG) 2009-02-24 03:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: moonlitnight 2009-02-24 03:20:00
刘德华脸红著对我说
作者:
arrakis (DukeLeto)
2009-02-24 03:21:00XD
作者:
Ghamu (猫丸)
2009-02-24 04:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2009-02-24 04:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ritaj (爱得太用力)
2009-02-24 05:06:00兄弟,我腿骨折了!! XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Deep723 2009-02-24 05:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了
作者: skyoasis (Brit-pop) 2009-02-24 06:54:00
推脸红XDXDXD
作者:
lwsun (大叔)
2009-02-24 07:33:00刘德华: 兄弟,我骨折了 >///<
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-02-24 08:26:00XDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hsien1105 (鸡鱼礼貌) 2009-02-24 10:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
wish1984 (肉松面包原来是荤的阿)
2009-02-24 10:37:00我笑到抽蓄耶~~哈哈哈
作者: nhouse 2009-02-24 10:52:00
这不是华仔~这不是华仔~~~~~
作者: kumot (小虎) 2009-02-24 10:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gurder 2009-02-24 11:01:00
XDDDDD
作者: crueangel (Holzfälle) 2009-02-24 11:12:00
刘的华?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (缤纷)
2009-02-24 11:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lonelyknight 2009-02-24 11:29:00
兄弟,我腿骨折了XDDDDDD
作者: kyo686 2009-02-24 11:56:00
有笑有推!!!笑到飙泪~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: COLALA (COLA) 2009-02-24 12:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kkkkkk (6K)
2009-02-24 12:24:00界转JOKE
作者:
ericvvvb (江湖人士,略懂略懂)
2009-02-24 12:33:00温馨~~~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
clcd (C.C. dream)
2009-02-24 12:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: truth5168 2009-02-24 13:35:00
XD
作者: dingi108 2009-02-24 14:25:00
笑翻了我!!XD
作者:
isaza (我可以神隐吗?)
2009-02-24 14:47:00结束好有后劲XDDD 原PO想当主角吧,还龙五咧XDDDDDD笑到飙泪
作者: LinYX (微思念) 2009-02-24 15:37:00
哈哈超有后劲 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: k123894 2009-02-24 16:02:00
笑到肚子痛XDXDXD
作者: chyhhwai 2009-02-24 16:08:00
好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: calamorum (小药) 2009-02-24 16:49:00
超有画面 好好笑XDDDDD
作者: kkyle 2009-02-24 17:29:00
看到原PO让我想起我梦到马盖先来救我的故事
作者: bluebo (待浮花浪蕊都尽伴君幽独) 2009-02-24 17:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
opklm (南极虾)
2009-02-24 17:57:00异域里刘德华最后是用手榴弹炸掉敌人的 然后就...
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
icq7584 (小白很乖)
2009-02-24 19:11:00哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
ththth (阿松)
2009-02-24 19:47:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sonic33228 2009-02-24 19:50:00
XDDDDDDDDD 好好笑!!
作者:
musicz (Mr. Smile [#33])
2009-02-24 22:05:00XDDD
超北烂= =XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: o12b11 (pupu) 2009-02-24 23:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑~!!
作者: PON407fifi 2009-02-25 00:56:00
哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2009-02-25 01:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
memalina (.........)
2009-02-25 11:46:00你确定那个人是华神吗 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: saksky (樱花的天空) 2009-02-25 13:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哇啦哈哈哈哈!!!
作者: kukey 2009-02-25 13:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bluewanlin (热血排球) 2009-02-25 13:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: taakaa (王道的真心) 2009-02-25 15:14:00
哈哈哈,兄弟安心上路
后劲好强 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者:
crea0520 (十年之前...)
2009-02-26 00:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
home10272 (ob'_'ov金城武)
2009-02-26 00:44:00XD
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2009-02-26 03:23:00
XDDDDD
作者:
Kyosuke (嚄咬阿雷雷咬阿雷)
2009-02-26 10:21:00可能你是周润发, 他留下来为你牺牲 XD
作者:
zax81904 (Porcupine)
2009-02-26 11:15:00超好笑XDDDDDDDD
作者: bigsmall2424 (JUMBO) 2009-02-26 23:50:00
华仔~~~~~~~~~~~
作者:
helen7510 (佐助的鼻子有几个?)
2009-02-27 03:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
neko415 (ㄆㄆ)
2009-02-27 03:38:00妈啊太好笑啦!!!也太银魂了吧!?!?!安心上路啊XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kaylotede (kaylotede) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
为什么结局这么好笑啊~~哈哈
作者:
auliori (路)
0000-00-00 00:00:00好笑到喷面...
作者:
pelchen (正义)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDD