刚开完高职同学会
想起了当年学长告诉我们的教官的糗事
当时是在学校里不能抽菸的(现在好像也不行?)
想当然尔 教官就是专门在抓抽菸的人物
某日中午吃饱饭 教官接获密报 要到五楼的厕所抓正在饭后菸的人
抓耙子快 把风的人更快 马上通报进厕所
很快的全部有抽菸的就鸟兽散啦
教官来了 开始用力敲每间隔间的门
‘谁躲在里面抽菸!自己出来 省的我一间一间抓’
终于 敲到了一间 锁住的门
教官拿着棍子 用力的敲著门
‘出来！我知道你在里面抽菸。’
出来了一个 皮带还没系好的学生紧张的说
‘教官 我又没抽菸。’
‘走开 我闻闻看就知道！’
教官打开隔间的门 探头进去 用力吸了口气
然后教官就吐了.........
作者:
PageW (S_Emperor)
2008-01-02 01:52:00干!半夜室友睡着看这篇害我忍笑忍到快死了XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hoas (太咪)
2008-01-20 09:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lifekim 2008-01-24 00:56:00
楼下请给分
作者:
QWSXZ (NEIL)
2008-01-24 00:57:00拉屎错了吗
作者: legendGL (Sneasky) 2008-01-24 00:58:00
嘴角微微上扬..
作者: ting0857 (jay) 2008-01-24 00:58:00
教官请现身说法
作者: genius1128 (genius) 2008-01-24 01:02:00
XXXXXXDDDDDD
作者:
vqx1124 (Elle Moomin)
2008-01-24 01:06:00好好笑喔
作者: Ignor (斗塔老师) 2008-01-24 01:06:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: AKATSUKIx2 (赤月晓) 2008-01-24 01:27:00
我笑了XDD 不推不行
作者:
word324 (我会静静地等)
2008-01-24 01:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
diefox (有éŽç‰½æŽ› 了無牽掛)
2008-01-24 01:34:00我笑翻了
作者: ivy13459 2008-01-24 01:40:00
好好笑~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hiyqq (QQ)
2008-01-24 01:44:00不得不推了!!半夜还在大声笑
作者:
eggimage (目前没有名片)
2008-01-24 01:49:00脏死了
作者:
Loraiba (L)
2008-01-24 01:50:00好惨 臭到吐出来
作者:
uschuck (Ｃ)
2008-01-24 02:06:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了!!
作者: xujm906 (sam) 2008-01-24 02:25:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: louisjo3 2008-01-24 02:30:00
这篇会爆
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2008-01-24 02:31:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
seansu30 (我不碍台湾)
2008-01-24 02:39:00可怜的教官 抓抽菸错了吗?还要被你们笑....
作者:
siamese (S逻)
2008-01-24 02:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
gn02320324 (五月天+SNSD=无限动力)
2008-01-24 02:53:00哈哈 教官超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD爱闻屎尿味XDDDD
作者:
howar31 (Howar31)
2008-01-24 02:56:00教官? 教官又怎样? 教官就是...... (某舍相声
作者:
guest0710 (guest0710)
2008-01-24 03:01:00XDDD
作者:
ccps0711 (ccps0711)
2008-01-24 03:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
azeing200 (残存亦没路 兵败如山倒)
2008-01-24 03:21:00XDDDDD
作者:
sazdj (大安金城武)
2008-01-24 04:01:00教官：原来你喜欢这种烟味！！没想到你有这种嗜好
作者: dragonsoul 2008-01-24 04:10:00
XDD
跟我的文章有异曲同工之妙XD 文章编号3313.........
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wwchocolate (漂泊) 2008-01-24 06:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tony22 (眼镜仔) 2008-01-24 07:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
walkwall (会走路的墙)
2008-01-24 07:42:00XDDDDDD 傻教官一个 可以先用看的吧?
作者:
icq7584 (小白很乖)
2008-01-24 07:53:00XDDDDD
作者:
flylover (Where's my time)
2008-01-24 08:05:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hank7803 2008-01-24 08:17:00
XDDDD
作者: pklin12345 (阿部慎之助) 2008-01-24 09:09:00
拉屎也中枪XDDD
作者: edylee (克苏恩主公) 2008-01-24 09:10:00
超有画面XDDDDDDDD
作者: gilove (Gray) 2008-01-24 09:29:00
超好笑的 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 曲折离奇
作者: s11012002 2008-01-24 10:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: evilscum (蛀牙) 2008-01-24 10:19:00
干 刚吃饱
作者: Crave7755 2008-01-24 10:31:00
哈哈哈哈哈 我大笑!!
作者: crystalalala (水晶晶) 2008-01-24 10:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sheng0809 2008-01-24 10:33:00
XDDDDD
作者: MrA 2008-01-24 10:35:00
XDDDDDDD这个有好笑到
作者: newjedi 2008-01-24 10:51:00
XD
作者: chieferic (主任) 2008-01-24 10:52:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
Beetch (必取)
2008-01-24 11:10:00XD
作者:
LDBBS (买不起房的台湾少年)
2008-01-24 11:27:00智障教官
作者:
IAMPF (PF)
2008-01-24 11:31:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gto461013 (帅爱一生) 2008-01-24 11:37:00
哈哈哈 太好笑
作者:
zickyfu (我的价值)
2008-01-24 11:47:00哈哈~有必要吸那么大口吗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ChaiVen 2008-01-24 12:03:00
好恶喔....天呀!!!
作者:
bcd91 (你的青春不复返)
2008-01-24 12:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lkkpal (沛)
2008-01-24 12:11:00干...害我口中的饭菜也喷了XDDDDD
作者:
bowcar (ã»ã®ã‹ãªäºˆæ„Ÿã‹ã‚‰å§‹ã¾ã‚Š)
2008-01-24 12:12:00超好笑XDDDDDD
作者: arrency 2008-01-24 12:21:00
超好笑~我看到最后是爆笑耶!
作者:
Alan655 (用心感觉)
2008-01-24 12:35:00有笑有推~
作者: abidin629 2008-01-24 12:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
smelly (臭臭)
2008-01-24 12:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
flameboy (鸟蛋事一堆！)
2008-01-24 13:13:00推一个！我的嘴角上扬了！
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fimine 2008-01-24 13:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
taebo93 (Ｂｉｌｌｙ)
2008-01-24 13:31:00XD~还好我是吞完红茶才看~不然我就要擦桌子了ˊˋ
作者: johnhsu19 (hi) 2008-01-24 13:34:00
超好笑!
作者:
lucas01 (lucas)
2008-01-24 13:43:00XD
作者: gopeterhome (抠屁的猴) 2008-01-24 13:47:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: windinin (小风) 2008-01-24 13:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好惨....可是我大笑了XDDDDDDD
作者:
Johhan 2008-01-24 13:54:00有笑有推
作者: nike22puma (小豪) 2008-01-24 13:55:00
拉屎也中枪 其实他来不及逃把菸丢在屎里吧 !!
作者: momo0123 2008-01-24 14:11:00
XDD 这也是教官茶余饭后的话题，记得以后问是不是在大便
作者: noexit 2008-01-24 14:21:00
水啊!!! 以后偷抽烟前都先放一驼屎起来放啊~~
作者: juref 2008-01-24 14:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eva863018 2008-01-24 15:43:00
有笑有推 XD
作者: daisy0127 (daisy) 2008-01-24 16:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
这个超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ferretfly (星枫) 2008-01-24 16:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: formyture 2008-01-24 16:53:00
XD
作者: yadayada (小羊羹) 2008-01-24 17:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
e761031 (喜乐的心乃是良药)
2008-01-24 17:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qwqw46 2008-01-24 17:37:00
嘴角失手
作者: Fundamentals (豆) 2008-01-24 17:37:00
后劲超强
作者: l0955367612 (上士 >>>) ) 2008-01-24 17:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: narkey (钥匙掉了) 2008-01-24 17:56:00
XD
作者:
wolfjack (能干的女人最美丽)
2008-01-24 18:15:00好强啊！～XD
作者: olivia1124 (Allison要乖乖长大) 2008-01-24 18:22:00
XDDDDDDDDd
作者:
a880338 (☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁)
2008-01-24 18:27:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ice21122 (冰) 2008-01-24 18:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: upbed ( ￣□￣)/ <(￣ㄧ￣ ) 2008-01-24 18:32:00
好好笑XDDD
作者: b6152002 2008-01-24 18:35:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: renic (Ciner) 2008-01-24 18:39:00
XDDDDDDDDY
作者: chenrongcc 2008-01-24 18:40:00
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Sallyoh (愛嬌姨)
2008-01-24 18:40:00笑惨了我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
imidiot (我是白痴)
2008-01-24 18:44:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: feb18 (不期不待) 2008-01-24 18:45:00
推，后劲超强 XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sasadada (西西璃亚♥右)
2008-01-24 18:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了!!
作者:
laypeeq (没有什么正在死去)
2008-01-24 19:02:00XD
作者: sword0814 2008-01-24 19:07:00
笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aiko37sg (ayubo_yui☆) 2008-01-24 19:30:00
太强了XD 拉屎错了吗XDDDDD
作者: wishuthebest (Night of summer side) 2008-01-24 19:51:00
你赢了...XDXD
作者:
cashko 2008-01-24 19:56:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: edensapple 2008-01-24 19:59:00
XDDDDDD
作者: XDXIX (didi) 2008-01-24 20:05:00
......... XDDDD"
作者: ssms5123 (Bala) 2008-01-24 20:08:00
难道拉屎错了吗!!XDDDDDDD
作者:
crazyL 2008-01-24 20:38:00哈哈哈哈哈哈 教官是白痴XD
作者: mythrunner (人好) 2008-01-24 20:41:00
超好笑
作者: ikk03150 2008-01-24 20:48:00
超好笑XD 好久没看到这么爆笑的了! 谢谢教官!
作者:
s66449 (è€å¯¦æ¨£)
2008-01-24 20:48:00噗
作者: alai1014 (Caro) 2008-01-24 21:00:00
好好笑
作者: ningocean (And so it is) 2008-01-24 21:20:00
XD
作者:
dolceyy (dolceyy)
2008-01-24 21:35:00哈~要吐了
作者:
StrangerDQ (狂趴三åƒé‡Œ)
2008-01-24 21:36:00我笑翻了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hample (逛逛) 2008-01-24 22:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: buzzbibi (BG) 2008-01-24 22:38:00
我难得大笑了
作者:
polar17 (熊)
2008-01-24 22:54:00XDDDD
作者:
BAGeo 2008-01-24 22:58:00XDDDDD
作者: bibopon (优佛尼) 2008-01-24 23:02:00
大推=_=~爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2008-01-24 23:19:00XDDDD
智障XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
m7821 (yenlin)
2008-01-24 23:28:00金北七= =
作者: gn01155401 (长不大的彼得潘) 2008-01-24 23:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ligar ( 影-小美女时钟)
2008-01-24 23:34:00哈哈哈哈y
作者: eee000eee (阿牛哥) 2008-01-24 23:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zp413122 (maynine)
2008-01-24 23:48:00喷!!后劲!!
作者:
beiii (贝贝)
2008-01-24 23:57:00有笑有推
作者:
weiojo3 ( )
2008-01-25 00:06:00有笑有推
作者:
ekimlcl (ekimlcl)
2008-01-25 00:23:00楼上虚晃一招没推
作者: s051990 2008-01-25 00:23:00
XDDDD哈哈哈 还参杂绿油精的味道
作者: bionidas (hwyed) 2008-01-25 00:48:00
hahaha
作者: popolin29 (喵咪) 2008-01-25 01:08:00
好好笑～～
作者:
lin0630 (mira630)
2008-01-25 01:17:00干，我半夜在大笑XDDDDD
作者:
wu41289 (post)
2008-01-25 01:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fetemen (我不是笨蛋)
2008-01-25 01:26:00干，我半夜在大笑XDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lucky3 2008-01-25 01:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iceboyday (阿克) 2008-01-25 02:08:00
干 有后劲XDDDDDDD笑不停捏
作者: s245687 (小猪) 2008-01-25 02:25:00
教官辛苦了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
duduma (dudu睡得很爽)
2008-01-25 03:08:00后劲好强 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: skyhsl 2008-01-25 04:00:00
嘘的是教官本人
作者: r9k256 (毫无反应 就只是个工读生) 2008-01-25 11:07:00
X的 萤幕都口水啦
作者:
ohlajun (卷卷老师)
2008-01-25 13:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
skyrazui (紫紫 (*’艸‘))
2008-01-25 13:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
up ( )
2008-01-25 14:00:00后劲好强 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: utb (youtube) 2008-01-25 14:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gaopia (好时光) 2008-01-25 16:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD无言的爆笑
作者: torasan (SAN) 2008-01-25 17:24:00
好恶喔="=
作者:
kiba226 (小赤)
2008-01-25 18:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zq1241 (喜欢Smile)
2008-01-25 19:17:00hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
作者: ykristy 2008-01-25 19:46:00
看到最后一句整个笑翻XD
看完最后一句就大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sheep0811 2008-01-25 20:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ts65661990 (PEI) 2008-01-25 21:07:00
后劲太强了 .... 笑好久XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Hevak (Arthow Eshes)
2008-01-25 21:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: KK719 2008-01-25 22:48:00
哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
miaaz ( )
2008-01-26 00:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: shong0718 2008-01-26 00:38:00
教官加油!!!!!
作者: SPG (跟不上年轻人脚步) 2008-01-26 02:50:00
我一直笑=\ \=
作者: lobster425 (给我咖啡+奶精) 2008-01-26 03:02:00
撇笑 很痛苦!!
作者:
weibeta (Man in Mirror)
2008-01-26 14:43:00教官天然呆 XDDDD
作者: ranjay (小杰) 2008-01-26 14:49:00
教官GJ
作者:
poke6416 (shiown)
2008-01-26 15:35:00嘴角失守XDDDD
作者:
johnyy (顺其自然)
2008-01-26 21:59:00这篇好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iamcucugi 2008-01-26 22:59:00
[超干] 学生中午是吃什么...
作者:
ericvvvb (江湖人士，略懂略懂)
2008-01-26 23:06:00他马的我大笑
作者: ireis (我不知道) 2008-01-27 01:48:00
哈哈哈...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑到不行
作者:
wanttu (hi)
2008-01-27 16:23:00让我想到疯狗班长抓抽菸 结果抓到大队长 被大队长打 XDDDDD
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2008-01-27 21:57:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
memalina (.........)
2009-02-02 16:34:00好强的后劲 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: deradera (DERA) 2009-02-04 22:44:00
拉屎也遭殃XDDDDDDDD
作者: howoldareu (如果) 2009-02-17 03:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sgalan821 (它它 ) 2009-02-20 17:43:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vic666 2009-02-26 15:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD