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raxbear (rax)
2009-09-12 16:10:32板工提醒:内容少于二十字 或 少于三行,会立刻砍文,并视情况劣退!
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昨天下午陪朋友去某小学门口面交一些东西
到了以后卖家还没来就只好在校门口呆呆等
这时候怕门口的警卫起疑心我们就决定先去跟他说一下
我们只是要跟人约在这边,没有要进学校也不是可疑人士
没想到过去警卫室看到警卫背对我们蹲在地上不知道在做啥
然后就听到 "哔".....
"34.5度... 这么热......"
起身对着电风扇 "哔"....
"34.5度... 家马没喀凉(这里也没有比较凉)..."
没错...他拿着测体温枪在警卫室里面到处乱哔....
就在我们还没来得及出声叫他时
他又拿着测体温枪低着头对着某谜之部位...
"哔"....
"嗯....修尬逃雷雷(热到头低低)..."
...........................我们瞬间觉得还是不要打扰他好了
于是我们就退回原来等的地方 远远的还可以看到他依旧玩得很开心...
我决定在还要量体温的这个期间都不要进这个小学...
我绝对不让那个东西哔到我的额头......
作者: oliviaours 0000-00-00 00:00:00
这...好像是九把刀书的内容
作者: Hans14 (沉默反对派) 2009-09-12 16:12:00
XDDD 闲得发慌
作者:
FuYen (赴宴)
2009-09-12 16:15:00XDDD
作者: dontwanafuck (轩轩轩轩轩) 2009-09-12 16:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yuhen0121 (Saber喵) 2009-09-12 16:16:00
......
作者: dontwanalove 2009-09-12 16:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: michelle1205 (淳阿) 2009-09-12 16:19:00
修尬逃雷雷(热到头低低) XDDD
作者: smaitesai 2009-09-12 16:32:00
抓到了 就是四楼乱哔的
作者: automan 2009-09-12 16:37:00
好好笑好恶心XD
作者:
Knicks ( )
2009-09-12 17:11:00XDDDDDDDD
大叔也太可爱XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: d93j4 (短歌) 2009-09-12 17:21:00
最近去医院医生还拿耳温枪用力塞在我耳朵,要是他也...
作者:
thew193 (193)
2009-09-12 17:22:00楼上 妳是说他是用来逼____吗
作者: viennenne 2009-09-12 17:36:00
肛门
作者: nicole7520 2009-09-12 17:38:00
囧"我每天都被逼的啊
作者: lpe 2009-09-12 17:41:00
哈哈哈哈 害我笑着超大声
作者:
dalaF (吵架王)
2009-09-12 17:43:00好脏大叔怎么这样啊XDDDDDDD
作者: tigerflyer (两张嘴) 2009-09-12 17:45:00
XD
作者:
lesswind (山林中的游魂)
2009-09-12 17:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cognd (G) 2009-09-12 18:03:00
口恩...XD....
作者: h1902a (think) 2009-09-12 18:12:00
哈哈 太好笑啦
作者:
kaka5566 (咖咖❺❺❻❻)
2009-09-12 18:14:00开头第一句就让我误会了>\\\\\<
作者: bloodyugioh (游戏) 2009-09-12 18:21:00
这个太好笑了 XDDDD
作者:
fj8418 (好想来一根,但我剩一支)
2009-09-12 18:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
m06 (桂冠汤圆)
2009-09-12 18:23:00kaka5566..
作者: wInIc (Dream) 2009-09-12 18:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: windweint 2009-09-12 18:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zenki87 (克里斯)
2009-09-12 18:32:00修嘎劳汤...
作者:
RISE (里斯)
2009-09-12 18:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovinglone 2009-09-12 18:51:00
超好笑....................................
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
请问...他是b他的老二吗?那句台语是啥意思?卸卸
作者: xupgjo (wei) 2009-09-12 18:55:00
xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
作者:
lilac002 (弓长洞洞两)
2009-09-12 18:59:00金胎沟啦~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Kirathegod ( ) 2009-09-12 19:12:00
是Saber耶
作者:
b822187 (轩轩)
2009-09-12 19:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: flying018129 2009-09-12 19:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: xennys (嗯.....) 2009-09-12 19:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
作者:
tianzun (月时计)
2009-09-12 19:37:00好可爱的警卫XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dearanita 2009-09-12 19:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sklY (紫 (oゝω・o)ノ)
2009-09-12 19:54:00xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mo42 (香肠)
2009-09-12 20:25:00哔~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kiki10081 2009-09-12 20:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ccc78413 (此帐号已换人) 2009-09-12 20:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ychin86 (become a better man) 2009-09-12 20:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alin5 (复归) 2009-09-12 20:59:00
XD
作者: beccare 2009-09-12 21:09:00
好囧的警卫阿杯
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
qq1217 (...)
2009-09-12 21:34:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Tenging (菜鸟)
2009-09-12 22:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tsung315 2009-09-12 22:12:00
哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: KATTUN520 2009-09-12 22:20:00
我笑了...
作者: jamz (睡不饱..ˊˋ) 2009-09-12 22:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: loveshih (pepe) 2009-09-12 22:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: HoarSheep 2009-09-12 22:59:00
XD
作者: a12602183136 2009-09-12 23:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rockplayme (Jack.D) 2009-09-12 23:08:00
敲他玻璃~~大喊!!冷凉卡好~~~~~
作者:
halo3 (难波山猫)
2009-09-12 23:13:00我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
dennyshing,没有爆没有被m你嘘帮优是在帮三小......
作者:
error15 (迈向新世界)
2009-09-12 23:21:00有笑有推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者:
o155062 (50tatata)
2009-09-12 23:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
timgunn (TimGunn)
2009-09-12 23:26:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ppiscut 2009-09-12 23:26:00
金胎歌
作者: sunnytutor (阳光教师) 2009-09-12 23:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好白痴...
==============冷凉卡好!!!================
作者:
OREOREO (卖女孩的小火柴)
2009-09-12 23:45:00XDDDD
作者:
kiloxx (名器)
2009-09-12 23:48:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gwunder ( ) 2009-09-12 23:51:00
下次警卫拿测速枪...
作者:
skyfine (天晴)
2009-09-13 00:17:00==============冷凉卡好!!!=================
作者:
lucas01 (lucas)
2009-09-13 00:20:00D
作者: coolmom 2009-09-13 00:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kyo686 2009-09-13 00:31:00
大笑推~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jds2518 (只想做个闲人= =)
2009-09-13 00:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
作者: love19890318 2009-09-13 01:12:00
这也太好笑了:)))))))
作者: f510220 2009-09-13 01:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDD...(倒地
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: onihaya (欧尼/ONI) 2009-09-13 01:28:00
真的超好笑用力给他推爆啦XD
作者: wish5491 2009-09-13 01:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
好靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fairy17 (韩)
2009-09-13 01:47:00推XDDDDD
作者: sakurayan 2009-09-13 01:50:00
XDDDDDD不过还真是恶心啊= =
作者: tsung315 2009-09-13 02:00:00
超好笑的啊XD
作者: jialovehog 2009-09-13 02:01:00
我猜是量额温的,量额温的根本不准呀!太阳下晒久一点就
作者: jialovehog 2009-09-13 02:02:00
爆表了阿,37.8度很容易突破!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kakyun (烦人的小老鼠) 2009-09-13 02:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
orsonplus (奧森普拉斯)
2009-09-13 03:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD害我半夜大笑
作者: freedoming (james) 2009-09-13 03:22:00
哈!好可爱的警卫!
作者: jacky1001 2009-09-13 03:23:00
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
作者:
ChampionYe (A Sunny Boy!! haha)
2009-09-13 03:52:00我打工时太无聊也拿着额温枪乱哔说XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jenna780818 2009-09-13 09:22:00
修尬逃雷雷XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eggimage (目前没有名片)
2009-09-13 11:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bhdog (左手åªæ˜¯è¼”助)
2009-09-13 11:11:00大叔让我想到银魂 XD
作者: to6jo3bj6 2009-09-13 14:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: RD28 2009-09-13 15:01:00
XDDDDD
好胎歌........................囧
作者:
inkdenny (orangeboy)
2009-09-13 15:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cashko 2009-09-13 16:34:00我记得很多学校警卫室有冷气耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lk13 2009-09-13 17:38:00
天阿= = 我开始有障碍了XDD
作者: gutright (L) 2009-09-13 17:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yaya99860 (彤忻) 2009-09-13 18:02:00
超好笑..超有画面 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Blocat (天天都厌世) 2009-09-13 18:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: colette 2009-09-13 18:34:00
版标!版标!版标!版标!版标!版标!版标!版标!版标!
作者:
Dravex (侑)
2009-09-13 18:34:00有笑有推XDDDDDDD
作者: bluemelo 2009-09-13 18:45:00
啊....这样我会想知道是哪个小学耶...以免...
第一句真的就看错想歪了= ="口面交".......
作者: kimiyoko (Iceman) 2009-09-13 20:25:00
武告胎哥...
作者:
skyrazui (紫紫 (*’艸‘))
2009-09-13 23:35:00我们学校的警卫也会这样乱哔 超闲的哈哈哈
作者: link319 2009-09-14 00:50:00
超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: denny3314 2009-09-14 00:51:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: black1221 2009-09-14 02:32:00
好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
哇靠,我笑好久,真是有够爆笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: toosmayday 2009-09-14 13:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kevin2382 (凯文豆腐) 2009-09-14 14:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: JNBY 2009-09-14 14:28:00
憋笑 憋得好痛苦
作者: jeychieh 2009-09-14 14:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fet525 2009-09-14 14:53:00
GOOD
作者:
BMHSEA (Ciao)
2009-09-14 15:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: amasingroup (amasing) 2009-09-14 16:55:00
挤罢昏啦~~~~XDDDDDDD
作者: amaoto 2009-09-14 19:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maple66 (期待 阳光般的微笑) 2009-09-14 21:17:00
实在太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Andydream (王大帅<( ̄︶ ̄)>)
2009-09-14 21:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (缤纷)
2009-09-14 21:32:00超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
这个好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eva0327 (mooncake)
2009-09-14 22:45:00热昏"头"
作者: hyacinth323 2009-09-14 23:05:00
有笑有推啦啦~~~~~赞!
作者: vivi507 (塔水麻麻) 2009-09-15 00:19:00
超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: emma5 (^_^) 2009-09-15 00:23:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zjeff1 (我的裤档里有蛇)
2009-09-15 00:55:00太强大了
作者: those0 2009-09-15 12:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lucky07029 2009-09-15 15:47:00
哇阿~~...
作者:
miaaz ( )
2009-09-15 15:56:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者: cglag (巴辣) 2009-09-15 16:53:00
应该是烧嘎归x啪毁吧
好脏XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pttsac (一路狂胜) 2009-09-17 18:48:00
警卫:欲降温 必先升温 PS我第一行也漏开一个字
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-09-18 00:59:00XDDD
作者:
arrakis (DukeLeto)
2009-09-18 18:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cscs91 2009-09-19 04:59:00
哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~哈~
作者:
amy318 (婉仔馒头)
2009-09-19 13:51:00好糟糕哦哦哦哦Y
作者:
ksmayoAo (天空是蓝色的~)
2009-09-19 16:39:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DRmikeice 2009-09-19 23:54:00
第一句我就看错了= = "
作者:
Johhan 2009-09-21 20:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lingar (柚子~*) 2009-09-22 20:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2009-09-26 10:41:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
duck0823 (逆麟女子--抽脂鸭)
2009-09-27 12:37:00大叔热昏头了
不要逼我的额头XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sgalan821 (它它 ) 2009-09-29 01:52:00
智障死了啦xdddd....