[恍神] 我被客人瞪了

楼主: ci020002 (仰望月亮的人)   2009-08-10 12:24:38
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原PO我在台北某家便利商店打工
事情发生在昨天晚班
因为夏天
许多人一进店里面
就是往饮料冰箱跑
然后就是抓着一瓶饮料
往柜台一放结帐
我都会习惯问客人
"先生(小姐)请问需要吸管吗?_"
悲剧就这样发生了
当某一次结完一位欧巴桑
因为她拿着一罐瓶状的东西
所以我就顺口问她
"小姐,请问需要吸管吗?"
某欧巴"。。。。。。。。"
我以为他没听到
就直接拿给她
发现她在瞪我
往桌上一看
她拿的是漂白水
作者: hcaz1088 (百思不解)   2009-01-11 00:24:00
妳好请问需要吸管吗XDD
作者: ThirdChild (ThirdChild)   2009-06-14 21:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: luther0583 (((((((((((()))))))))))))   2009-08-01 18:29:00
第二件半价喔
作者: aerodm (羊男)   2009-08-10 12:26:00
五楼需要~!
作者: SADMYLOVE   2009-08-10 12:26:00
哈哈 我笑了...
作者: Darius1979 (鱼和水)   2009-08-10 12:29:00
不会是你吧 我上次拿了酱油 店员还拿吸管给我咧
作者: khkhs (孟仔)   2009-08-10 12:29:00
请问需要加热吗?
作者: john10399 (酱)   2009-08-10 12:30:00
帮我加热好 谢谢
作者: smaitesai   2009-08-10 12:32:00
无烟盐酸
作者: whitedanube (white)   2009-08-10 12:42:00
欧巴丧:我喜欢用灌的....卡送!!
作者: herbertking   2009-08-10 12:46:00
欧巴桑:冷凉卡好!!!
作者: caroinoz (超级凯若)   2009-08-10 12:56:00
我真的笑了...
作者: a84893182 (荣誉少年)   2009-08-10 12:58:00
噗滋..
作者: Diemie (小D不小D,其实我是小C)   2009-08-10 12:59:00
XDD
作者: j23921952007 (傻B宏)   2009-08-10 13:01:00
你觉得他牙齿不白??
作者: sungu (桑咕*)   2009-08-10 13:15:00
太好笑了!!
作者: orfeo20306 (SILIN)   2009-08-10 13:17:00
店长: 酱油 漂白水 洗衣精都要给吸管喔!
作者: e26408 (myself)   2009-08-10 13:18:00
哈~有好笑到
作者: s910561   2009-08-10 13:34:00
哈哈
作者: c90051kevin (セイカ)   2009-08-10 13:37:00
好好笑哈哈
作者: YIDAN   2009-08-10 13:40:00
笨点是问第二次吧XDD
作者: owl1229 (兔子)   2009-08-10 13:41:00
好好笑!!!XDDDD
作者: TaigerWang (台南高雄天气晴)   2009-08-10 13:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mila30   2009-08-10 13:47:00
送啦
作者: dormice (MJ KING OF POP )   2009-08-10 13:47:00
难怪他瞪你XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: athenak (雅典娜)   2009-08-10 13:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD]
作者: usercl6 (嘿对喔)   2009-08-10 13:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jimway   2009-08-10 13:52:00
好笑~~哈哈
作者: Sagitwang (炸猪排~!)   2009-08-10 13:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ice1024 (哈囉)   2009-08-10 13:56:00
有笑有推
作者: oooooooo8 (欧巴哥)   2009-08-10 13:59:00
原PO只问一次啊 哈哈~~~~
作者: memoryme   2009-08-10 14:02:00
有笑有推XD
作者: fuwe   2009-08-10 14:16:00
难怪....有好笑到
作者: dennistsao (爱阴斯坦)   2009-08-10 14:16:00
你..............会不会太天 = ="
作者: coke81621   2009-08-10 14:38:00
客人您需要漂白喔~~
作者: acuteappletw   2009-08-10 14:40:00
笑倒了
作者: frog780909   2009-08-10 14:43:00
我失守了~推
作者: seijuro (无毒系草食性火柴)   2009-08-10 14:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: amy318 (婉仔馒头)   2009-08-10 14:50:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: s051990   2009-08-10 14:58:00
有笑有推
作者: x223223233 (帕姆)   2009-08-10 15:10:00
有笑有推~XDDDDD
作者: strikedeath (小蒋)   2009-08-10 15:10:00
笑了=.=
作者: secjmy (大雄)   2009-08-10 15:25:00
我笑了XD
作者: liveddevil (shadow)   2009-08-10 15:38:00
好好笑XD
作者: david82428   2009-08-10 15:51:00
狂笑
作者: frankbarry (飞天小鱼)   2009-08-10 15:58:00
其实..还满屌的!!
作者: agunnm (转角卡到阴)   2009-08-10 16:10:00
有笑
作者: modog777 (齐头并进)   2009-08-10 16:19:00
客人:你嫌我牙齿黑阿~~冷凉卡好
作者: akijie (我想你的每一天)   2009-08-10 16:30:00
好酷~也好好笑~
作者: tearmiss (火星人)   2009-08-10 16:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD 漂白水要吸管 下次记得要
作者: crazysashy (useful)   2009-08-10 16:42:00
小姐,现在买两罐可以抽折扣喔!
作者: sunnytutor (阳光教师)   2009-08-10 16:42:00
你先吸给乡民看~ XDDD
作者: GaRei (Kami)   2009-08-10 16:49:00
琳落去、琳落去、无通漏气~~
作者: adonistc (安东尼)   2009-08-10 16:54:00
上次 啤酒跟高粱 我也都有附吸管给人家
作者: icydream (巧虎)   2009-08-10 17:07:00
小姐:麻烦去冰半糖,不用塑胶带 囧"
作者: victorcoo (呆V)   2009-08-10 17:10:00
你好坏XD
作者: kyo686   2009-08-10 17:18:00
看来以后我上班也要注意~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: finekiki (小猪)   2009-08-10 17:58:00
哈哈哈
作者: cloudofblue (Alicia)   2009-08-10 18:04:00
哈哈哈 只要是液体都要给吸管XDDDDD
作者: RuvenFilnir (霍克)   2009-08-10 18:04:00
原po好坏XD
作者: nicholas7676 (黑轮)   2009-08-10 18:21:00
哈哈哈哈哈!人难免恍神麻
作者: feelool007 (咖啡小镇)   2009-08-10 18:22:00
我真的笑了.....
作者: thwm (科科)   2009-08-10 18:31:00
XD
作者: cross0619   2009-08-10 18:40:00
害我嘴里洋芋片差点喷出来XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: englwings (Happiness :))   2009-08-10 18:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rebach (法国梧桐)   2009-08-10 18:45:00
XDD
作者: chieferic (主任)   2009-08-10 18:45:00
哈哈哈哈哈 好强XD
作者: yenling8118 (yenling)   2009-08-10 19:03:00
你好机车喔~哈哈哈哈
作者: tim2241257 (懒惰的兔子LAZY-2)   2009-08-10 19:04:00
后劲好强XD
作者: HanabishiPon (如果能够)   2009-08-10 19:11:00
呵哈哈哈
作者: barnrain (小香)   2009-08-10 19:14:00
笑翻XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ohohyeah (欧欧耶)   2009-08-10 19:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: slc1326   2009-08-10 19:48:00
要记得拿长一点的喔,太短会吸不到XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: beans20148 (乌拉拉)   2009-08-10 20:06:00
好欠揍XDDDD
作者: fechyijy (GHOST)   2009-08-10 20:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jds2518 (只想做个闲人= =)   2009-08-10 20:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: richday (缤纷)   2009-08-10 20:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iozs   2009-08-10 20:50:00
XD
作者: c116115   2009-08-10 21:01:00
酷喔!!店员帅呆了!!
作者: o2cake (氧气蛋糕)   2009-08-10 21:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eggwashappy (艾格˙华兹耶皮)   2009-08-10 21:35:00
有笑有推
作者: smilemyself (环儿)   2009-08-10 21:48:00
HAHA
作者: janetgou (meng ping)   2009-08-10 21:50:00
你怎没问他第二件有抽一元
作者: whorubaba (Ingrid)   2009-08-10 21:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lilymoonpig (牛奶武士)   2009-08-10 22:01:00
哈哈哈哈!有笑有推XDDD
作者: atomupizza47 (喜羊羊)   2009-08-10 22:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kkii5566 (阿逼逼阿巴巴)   2009-08-10 22:40:00
你怎没问他第二件有抽一元
作者: visorkk (洞澈光明)   2009-08-10 22:42:00
欧巴马 我都用灌的
作者: miboo (咪哺)   2009-08-10 23:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑
作者: winble ( )   2009-08-10 23:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: feather7124   2009-08-11 00:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yannjen (修女也疯狂)   2009-08-11 00:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: savons (天兵铃)   2009-08-11 00:56:00
职业病推一个XD
作者: cheesewood (好泰泰~)   2009-08-11 01:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: even51213 (翔)   2009-08-11 01:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: duck0823 (逆麟女子--抽脂鸭)   2009-08-11 01:50:00
有笑有推
作者: tearscrystal (小海)   2009-08-11 02:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑了
作者: ilovedavetao (啤酒+高梁)   2009-08-11 02:10:00
我笑死了XDDD
作者: aax (辣妞熊谜 )   2009-08-11 02:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sicksight   2009-08-11 03:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a12602183136   2009-08-11 04:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: industrious   2009-08-11 04:37:00
有笑有推
作者: untestable   2009-08-11 05:02:00
笨点是他称呼欧巴桑小姐
作者: zetetic   2009-08-11 05:49:00
欧巴桑牙齿一定很白...
作者: momolomo   2009-08-11 08:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: apple7146 (钱奈<(〥 ▽〥)>)   2009-08-11 08:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hshellen (乾乾)   2009-08-11 09:04:00
我噗吃一声 然后大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dianivy ( )   2009-08-11 10:00:00
XD
作者: pauhsi (喵爸)   2009-08-11 10:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cyjcyj   2009-08-11 10:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s245687 (小猪)   2009-08-11 10:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pjan   2009-08-11 11:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nick207 (暱称)   2009-08-11 12:27:00
XDDDD
作者: evelyn055 (绮希)   2009-08-11 13:04:00
我以为会是酱油
作者: solemn17 (TeaCat)   2009-08-11 14:52:00
XD
作者: enroth (enroth)   2009-08-11 15:57:00
XDDDD
作者: justaPig (就只是一只猪我心领了,)   2009-08-11 15:59:00
XDDDDD
作者: mayday7710 (想要拥抱的彩虹)   2009-08-11 16:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: huskyrabbit (铃铛)   2009-08-11 16:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: enoeht20181 (徐三羊)   2009-08-11 17:58:00
如果她是想刷牙的话就OK
作者: meowlike (阿猫)   2009-08-11 18:58:00
GJ!!!
作者: shefans02 (晞晞)   2009-08-11 19:45:00
哈哈 好笨 想害人家中毒啊XDD
作者: Tidus0000 (我要肌肉...)   2009-08-11 21:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: h034826567 (掬一捧月光)   2009-08-11 22:14:00
XDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: annheilong (方格子)   2009-08-11 23:35:00
现在买15元以上的饮料可以抽奖喔~要多买一瓶吗?
作者: greenofme   2009-08-12 00:00:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: melody7812   2009-08-12 00:22:00
XD
作者: Zorina ([ 祕 密 庄 园 ])   2009-08-12 00:23:00
XDDDDDD哈哈好好笑
作者: bluechips (蓝色洋芋片)   2009-08-12 01:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a766242001 (豪谷)   2009-08-12 01:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gamafaye   2009-08-12 01:58:00
N
作者: gamafaye   2009-08-12 02:00:00
好好笑XDDDDDD
作者: kisssunny   2009-08-12 02:14:00
XDDDDD
作者: fkyrfy (Jason C)   2009-08-12 02:44:00
LOL
作者: ankakaka (安卡)   2009-08-12 02:51:00
XDD
作者: cho123456 (AD)   2009-08-12 03:16:00
xdd..
作者: mugijang   2009-08-12 04:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: stevely (stevely)   2009-08-12 06:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s911131 (小黑)   2009-08-12 09:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2009-08-12 14:43:00
XDDDD
作者: v5203110cm (默默无名路人甲)   2009-08-12 16:20:00
我推 快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Hardywus (Hardy)   2009-08-12 17:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rize0528 (Riz)   2009-08-12 22:51:00
我笑翻了 XDDD
作者: causeofyou (啾啾啾)   2009-08-12 23:07:00
有笑有推
作者: bigsmile5 (中正金城武)   2009-08-12 23:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ko6623   2009-08-13 00:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: XShaneJohn   2009-08-13 01:11:00
笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: etrana (Bon Courage NI!!)   2009-08-13 09:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bestlisa (  )   2009-08-13 10:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kuopk2000   2009-08-13 20:23:00
有笑有推
作者: kiba226 (小赤)   2009-08-13 20:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pow1225 (pow1225)   2009-08-13 21:26:00
XDDDD牛牛好帅
作者: dylan29341 (滴冷)   2009-08-13 22:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: AnExotic (LuvKM)   2009-08-14 13:12:00
有笑有推 ~
作者: smile75 (我是大叔...)   2009-08-15 12:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fff417 (天璇)   2009-08-19 02:41:00
X
作者: naomisa (哇)   2009-08-19 12:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: edison770609 (机动)   2009-08-19 20:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Andydream (王大帅<( ̄︶ ̄)>)   2009-08-20 14:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: andsink   2009-08-22 17:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Giovinazzo ()囧()   2009-08-24 17:12:00
XD
作者: goodjack83   2009-08-27 12:57:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: alin5 (复归)   2009-08-28 14:47:00
XD

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