[大哭] 关于聊天室

楼主: lion666 (ㄓㄓ)   2009-05-30 23:22:53
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刚刚在版上看到有一个聊天室
无聊之下也去玩了一下
却遇到了一个.....
奇怪的人....
You: hi
Stranger: Please don't hang up on me. I have self esteem issues
Stranger: Oh, hi
Stranger: I have a confession to make
You: oh~
Stranger: I cry when I masterbate sometimes
You: what?
Stranger: A lot of people think I'm strange. When I admit this to my friends,
they ask me if I'm depressed. They wonder if I'm plotting suicide or
harboring intentions to harm others close to me.
You: dont do that
Stranger: Nobody seems to understand. I'm not upset when I masturbate, I'm
gleeful. I'm jolly.
You: you can because you think you can
Stranger: I used to watch snuff films with my dad when I was younger and I
remember learning that crying releases a chemical in the brain, similar to
drug use, that actually increases the potency of orgasms. It's excellent.
Stranger: So even though I'm not a high school cheerleader tied to a toilet
with a gun to my head, I always shed a tear or two when I punish my snake. It
helps release pressure and keeps me stable enough to make it through the day.
Believe me, kids, it doesn‘t get much better than this.
Stranger: How are you?
You: 别自杀
You: anything well be fine
Stranger: anything?
Stranger: I don't even know what to do with my life anymore.
You: dont think bed thing
You: jesus can help you
Stranger: How? Can he loan me some money? I'm kinda broke.
You: jesus is Multi-purpose
Stranger: Like a cleaning agent!
You: hope he
Stranger: I bet Jesus is tired of hearing everyone's problems.
You: no~no~no
You: believe jesus
You: he can help you
Stranger: I bet he's like "I died for these assholes? Dad, couldn't you do a
bit better. I mean seriously."
Stranger: Not saying he's a bad guy but why the hell would he care about us?
You: can you speak chinese?
Stranger: nope
You: oh really
You: that's ok
Stranger: Oh well. Maybe one day I'll learn Chinese.
You: haha
Stranger: I take it you speak it?
You: be happy
Stranger: not much to be happy about. The world is gonna end soon and I'm
broke.
You: dont do that
Stranger: I'm not doing anything. I'm just wasting away.
You: 天下本无事 庸人自扰
Stranger: Just slowly dying inside
You: that's chinse ldiom
You: it's mean
You: tomorrow always have sunshine
You: be happy
Stranger: What if you live in Alaska? No sun for a month.
You: can walk this world
You: you can see some beautfly thing
Stranger: yeah, maybe. Right now though I'm pretty bummed out.
Stranger: Well, I better get some sleep. Thanks for the support. I thought
you would have made fun of me or something.
You: ok
You: have a goodnight
You: anything well be fine
Stranger: thanks.
他好像睡了?
但我实在看不懂他在说什么阿阿阿阿阿
希望有版友可以拯救我的破英文
让我搞懂
他到底想干麻.....
PS. 这是我跟我朋友两人努力了半天加上奇摩翻译的结果...
作者: Maisakura (呜啦啦)   2009-05-30 23:33:00
论这篇会被嘘的机率...?
作者: jamesinhw (刀疤)   2009-05-30 23:51:00
顶多看懂40%...
作者: ailvepa (MJ漂白谣言你也信)   2009-05-31 00:04:00
看完了= = 就是个说英文的怪咖罢了.......没什么好管的
作者: bawnobody (太酸酸辣汤)   2009-05-31 00:14:00
他在抱怨
作者: miss78923 (ㄚ不拉)   2009-05-31 00:16:00
看的好类
楼主: lion666 (ㄓㄓ)   2009-05-31 01:00:00
刚用了一点好的翻译网页...觉得我回的跟个智障一样...
楼主: lion666 (ㄓㄓ)   2009-05-31 01:01:00
以后我要认真学英文 该死的忧郁手枪男 害我以为他要自杀..
作者: ff19881214   2009-05-31 02:27:00
没什么= = 她只不过是心情不好自己自怨自艾没什么重点 那个人可能正处低潮而已
作者: ff19881214   2009-05-31 02:28:00
不用搞懂这篇 没什么意义 我只能说她 怪咖'

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