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话说闪光跟她老爸的感情相当要好
有时候遇到不如意的事也都会跟她老爸诉苦
以下就以我闪光的口吻做第一人称叙述
____________以上骗P币用________________
这几天工作一直很不顺利
老板很机车 同事又找碴 就连室友也是搞了一堆烂摊子 要我收拾
心里一堆委屈没处发泄
想着想着眼泪就扑簌簌的流下来
心想最近很久没跟老爸讲电话谈心了
于是就拿起手机拨给老爸
一边哭着 一边等著老爸接起来时要跟老爸诉诉苦.....
(接通后)
我："爸~~~(哭腔)"
我爸："啪!"(挂上电话)
我："............."
(30秒后...)
手机响了 还是老爸打来的
爸："女儿呀~~刚刚有诈骗集团打电话来冒充你的声音耶~~
还装哭想让我听不清楚~~不过她们真的好厉害呀~~
声音真的好像你呀~~就连来电显示都有办法弄成是你的号码耶......"
我："........."
作者:
emega (^^~)
2009-01-28 16:17:00诈骗集团要抓去枪毙啦
作者: oliviaisme 2009-04-17 19:01:00
有笑有推啦...原po的闪光爸真"机灵"
作者:
hotsuma (*〞︶〝*)
2009-04-17 19:16:00XDDDD
作者: zxgbs 2009-04-17 19:24:00
XDDDDD
作者:
ffcc55 (...白色的蛇...)
2009-04-17 19:41:00原PO爸反应好快XD
作者: jamiefish (豆鱼) 2009-04-17 19:43:00
XDDDDDD
作者:
umidake (Wasabi)
2009-04-17 19:45:00哈XDDDDDD
作者: KsykYo 2009-04-17 19:57:00
哈哈 推原PO老爸
作者: edeay0717 (HighQuick) 2009-04-17 20:03:00
原PO:啪!(挂上电话)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD不过这下反而不会想哭而想笑吧？＝ ＝
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
misae (小米)
2009-04-17 20:09:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD酷!!
作者: Kalibu (咩咩羊) 2009-04-17 20:10:00
这位老爹真懂自己孩子 好老爸
作者:
claire945 (小熊攻击~答答滴拉搭~)
2009-04-17 20:11:00XDXDXDXDXD~~~~~~
作者: cnchiou 2009-04-17 20:11:00
老爹是故意逗他笑的~
作者:
jr89005 (米米分)
2009-04-17 20:12:00害我在电脑前傻笑 你好讨厌哦!!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kjkaleo (Adam) 2009-04-17 20:13:00
哈哈!!
作者: cherry1985 2009-04-17 20:18:00
爸爸还特地跟女儿炫耀呢!!
作者:
linjaha (小K(囧君))
2009-04-17 20:18:00爸爸厉害 果然是父女阿!
作者: minin22 (Vivaaaaaa) 2009-04-17 20:27:00
爸爸好可爱XDD
作者:
Mateus (阎魔爱)
2009-04-17 20:31:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
JeannieC (Jeanniec)
2009-04-17 20:33:00好有趣....XDDDDDD
作者: tsukasa22 (司) 2009-04-17 20:35:00
好强的爸爸XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"连来电显示也弄成是你的耶" >>>看到这句大笑XXD
作者:
QEiviraQ (QEiviraQ)
2009-04-17 20:37:00连来电显示都有办法弄成是你的号码耶....
作者:
isaza (我可以神隐吗？)
2009-04-17 20:38:00爸爸反应真快xd
作者: yunyebo213 (MISS史) 2009-04-17 20:39:00
连来电显示都有办法弄成是你的号码耶 XDDDD
作者: solty386 (Brave Song) 2009-04-17 20:39:00
这个爸爸"几霸婚"啦XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eFsS (扶摇子)
2009-04-17 20:44:00有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ienjan (失去天使姊姊的纽约CSI)
2009-04-17 20:47:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 几霸婚
作者: yolandals 2009-04-17 20:49:00
这个爸爸有够机灵的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hs311268 2009-04-17 21:01:00
我差点把饮料喷在电脑前！！！
作者: tigerflyer (两张嘴) 2009-04-17 21:01:00
超可爱的哈哈哈哈XDDDDD还来炫耀XDDDDD
作者: john86314 (阿木) 2009-04-17 21:03:00
听说诈骗集团真的可以做到= =
作者: shenoyummy9 (Hu-Lan) 2009-04-17 21:04:00
有笑有推 XDDDD
作者: senku 2009-04-17 21:04:00
推推
作者: gn02320947 2009-04-17 21:10:00
哈 有笑有推
作者:
niki324 (阿信好棒!)
2009-04-17 21:11:00推推推!超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
CJO1I6 (CJO1I6)
2009-04-17 21:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yijapan 2009-04-17 21:17:00
这是机灵过头了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDrz...
作者:
hate56 (国境汁男)
2009-04-17 21:31:00XD
你爸真高招，挂了你的电话，还能制造笑话让你笑....笔记
作者: wayareyou 2009-04-17 21:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了
作者: debitako (卷毛章鱼) 2009-04-17 21:32:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gillfang 2009-04-17 21:35:00
XDDDD哈哈哈哈...好机灵的爸爸阿～～～
作者:
librann (Future?)
2009-04-17 21:35:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
JlaJing (是阿宅才与我说话)
2009-04-17 21:35:00该说老爸太聪明还是....哈哈 但我还是失控了
作者: johnson77811 (强森) 2009-04-17 21:38:00
这个老爸酷唷XDD
作者: vgh 2009-04-17 21:39:00
诈骗集团真的可以改号码了最近
作者:
oec0212 (好吃)
2009-04-17 21:40:00我:挂上电话... 拨给老爸 我:刚刚有诈骗集团冒充你ㄟ
作者:
azen (囧rz...)
2009-04-17 21:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: anochen 2009-04-17 21:42:00
这个爸爸真是强XDDDDDDD
作者:
AceID (哈囉)
2009-04-17 21:43:00XDD
作者: kazafQ (你长得像我昂扣) 2009-04-17 21:44:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: sachew1988 2009-04-17 21:45:00
诈骗害人不浅...
作者:
auchen (小羊)
2009-04-17 21:45:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
alanalg (￣▽￣)
2009-04-17 21:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
aassd (#‵︿′ㄨ)
2009-04-17 21:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
namae (秘密)
2009-04-17 21:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jcchiou (十三翼, 顺风! 飞翔!)
2009-04-17 21:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
criky (2501-2)
2009-04-17 22:02:00XD
作者: j7991869 2009-04-17 22:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
dail520 (一个新手)
2009-04-17 22:09:00这好像是某篇笑话吧...
作者: vivivi99 2009-04-17 22:17:00
原PO心情应该很复杂吧XDDDD
以前就有类似的 兔子死掉 然后原PO伤心想打电话给妈
作者: Sabathia721 2009-04-17 22:24:00
XD
作者: persisl0ve (Persis) 2009-04-17 22:30:00
好笑XDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovedemon429 (DD) 2009-04-17 22:34:00
原PO爸爸太可爱了 XD
作者: meebear (~无敌熊熊~) 2009-04-17 22:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eanson11 (乌龟也会飞)
2009-04-17 22:39:00好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mashall (YO~~~)
2009-04-17 22:40:00超好笑~~~
作者: squalleoz (雨过..何时放晴....) 2009-04-17 22:42:00
好可爱的把拔XDDDD
作者:
furbby (米兰魂)
2009-04-17 22:43:00XDDDDD
作者: april0512 2009-04-17 22:44:00
好好笑!
作者: levenlee (刺激整体经济冲冲冲) 2009-04-17 22:44:00
好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: imbored (笨鸟) 2009-04-17 22:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shen25 2009-04-17 22:58:00
XD
作者: nancyli (Nancy) 2009-04-17 23:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: camel23 (Dragon ) 2009-04-17 23:07:00
XDDD 好可爱的老爸！
作者:
windr (天河银明)
2009-04-17 23:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Cryptopsy (Martyrdom) 2009-04-17 23:10:00
嘴角失守
作者:
lackture ( 笑谈间 )
2009-04-17 23:10:00Blow
作者: hoiung2001 2009-04-17 23:18:00
推老爸的反应~哈哈哈哈!!
作者: cat1603g (豆花) 2009-04-17 23:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hawasa (当下...) 2009-04-17 23:26:00
版标啦!!!!!
作者:
LonyIce (小龙)
2009-04-17 23:28:00XD
作者:
adst513 (午安)
2009-04-17 23:32:00酷老爸 原PO以后会不会被岳父玩死?
作者: kimiyoko (Iceman) 2009-04-17 23:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Waterfly (简单日常0.0)
2009-04-17 23:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Spoo (为什么为什么呢?) 2009-04-17 23:50:00
好笑 XD
原PO爸好妙喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kevingold (丁丁跑卡车) 2009-04-17 23:58:00
老爸几霸婚!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者:
kinby (草莓:P)
2009-04-17 23:59:00老爸真好笑XDDDDD
作者: hunterken (kensun) 2009-04-18 00:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: twns 2009-04-18 00:08:00
很有笑果
作者: beautylin (哈哈公主) 2009-04-18 00:11:00
好可爱的老爸喔XD
作者: qq89850 2009-04-18 00:15:00
XDDD
作者: teachord 2009-04-18 00:21:00
我笑了XDDD
作者: yumi3399 (Sophia) 2009-04-18 00:29:00
很可爱的爸爸
作者: hp3426 2009-04-18 00:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: WEAKW (WEAKW) 2009-04-18 00:43:00
XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tokiov6kids 2009-04-18 01:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
apioh (apioh)
2009-04-18 01:13:00爸爸好可爱XD
作者: asol 2009-04-18 01:30:00
xd
作者: agmffa (阿鸟) 2009-04-18 01:36:00
老爸就古锥XDDDDDD
作者:
memalina (.........)
2009-04-18 01:46:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ambercoffee (LeNNa) 2009-04-18 02:16:00
GOOD!
作者:
cashko 2009-04-18 02:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
femto (寒冷.)
2009-04-18 02:28:00XD
作者:
Eks (还是爱着妳)
2009-04-18 02:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
csfp (é )
2009-04-18 03:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: phoebus11 (艾尔) 2009-04-18 03:24:00
这老爸真酷!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dogKK 2009-04-18 03:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: JimTan 2009-04-18 04:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
doyoko (d d )
2009-04-18 04:48:00大笑哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDD
作者: channie 2009-04-18 06:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDD 可爱的把拔
作者: momogo628 (playplay~) 2009-04-18 09:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
作者: untestable 2009-04-18 09:25:00
共孙
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-04-18 09:25:00XDD
作者: kathy1017 2009-04-18 09:37:00
爸爸好可爱XD
作者:
pepei (see me fly)
2009-04-18 09:37:00老爸真有趣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qwqw46 2009-04-18 10:16:00
把拔真专业
作者: a908350614 (撷取瞬间化为永恒) 2009-04-18 11:21:00
一肚子委屈正要诉苦却吃闭门羹的无言XDDDDD
作者:
ccclum 2009-04-18 11:56:00妳爸因为知道妳心情不好 所以故意用这招逗妳笑
作者:
kKrod (像活尸一样)
2009-04-18 11:57:00我笑了
作者: gongian 2009-04-18 12:11:00
给老爸拍拍手
作者: KTXNS (Yeah!大佛!) 2009-04-18 13:08:00
XDDD
作者:
sky1113 (海水正蓝)
2009-04-18 13:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cheerslips 2009-04-18 13:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
iicc15 (Ray)
2009-04-18 14:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wendytou 2009-04-18 14:18:00
XDDDDD 真可爱~!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bonnie30020 (遥) 2009-04-18 15:08:00
超好笑XDD
作者: asol 2009-04-18 15:08:00
爸爸整女儿吗?
作者:
Hevak (Arthow Eshes)
2009-04-18 15:24:00XDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2009-04-18 16:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
pkz900224 (紫戒听听音乐 或是和朋)
2009-04-18 16:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: x94vul3j03 2009-04-18 17:57:00
哈哈哈哈哈XD
作者: archery1988 2009-04-18 19:00:00
有花爸的fu啊
作者:
duck0823 (逆麟女子--抽脂鸭)
2009-04-18 19:20:00原PO闪光爸好快的手脚........
作者: wfee 2009-04-18 19:47:00
XXXD
作者:
kroutony (bingbing)
2009-04-18 20:14:00诈骗集团的确能改号码.. 很多人都是这样才被骗
作者: genesis0741 2009-04-18 20:17:00
好机伶的老爸!
作者:
lucas01 (lucas)
2009-04-18 20:56:00原PO:啪!(挂上电话)
作者: lekao 2009-04-18 21:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: winnie0429 2009-04-18 21:22:00
哈哈哈XD 这好好笑~~
作者:
chunyee (状况外)
2009-04-18 21:31:00啪!(挂上电话)
作者: place123 2009-04-18 21:54:00
XDDDD
作者:
fauspon (南阿瓜瓜瓜)
2009-04-18 22:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: liting74 2009-04-18 22:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BePassionate 2009-04-18 23:03:00
太好笑了啦~~~!!
作者: rupw94w94 (Sophia) 2009-04-18 23:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD好扯
作者: fzudox (pc) 2009-04-18 23:27:00
XDDD爸爸认不出自几的女儿，真无言....
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rooooster (阿é”) 2009-04-19 17:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rose147 2009-04-19 18:04:00
ha ha
作者:
stevely (stevely)
2009-04-19 21:56:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aiasa0324 2009-04-19 22:23:00
下次要跟他说 你老婆在我床上>ˋˋˋ<
作者: IuTai 2009-04-20 00:48:00
好可爱的爸爸~~ XDD
作者: broend 2009-04-20 11:23:00
有笑有推..
作者: dolphin15 (爱自己多一点) 2009-04-20 14:22:00
虽然我笑了 但我真的也遇过家人一打来哭我就挂掉 = =
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2009-04-20 15:37:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ray0713 2009-04-20 16:31:00
只能怪现今诈骗猖狂啊XDDDDD
作者:
achin (å¿)
2009-04-20 17:17:00我娘真的被我两个妹妹这样吓过Orz 而且还都是半夜Orz
作者:
inale (谢小多)
2009-04-20 19:51:00XD
作者:
yoyotv (幼幼台)
2009-04-20 20:11:00XD
作者:
razan (僅供åƒè€ƒ)
2009-04-21 00:09:00板标Get
作者:
harry57 (我现在叫肯尼XD)
2009-04-21 15:12:00我也傻笑了= =
作者:
dnkofe (赤空)
2009-04-21 22:45:00XDDDDDDD
作者:
musicz (Mr. Smile [#33])
2009-04-23 21:41:00XDDD
作者: toosmayday 2009-04-23 23:51:00
哈哈哈哈!!机灵的老爸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (缤纷)
2009-04-24 19:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DEVF 2009-04-25 21:12:00
好可爱XDDDDDD
作者:
DADAOH (招牌饭)
2009-04-26 22:46:00干 超好笑
作者:
hakusin (玄)
2009-04-27 11:41:00其实老爸想要帮你付电话费啦:p
作者:
Andydream (王大帅<(￣︶￣)>)
2009-05-18 12:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD