[无言] 大姑姑说英语... colorma PTT批踢踢实业坊

[无言] 大姑姑说英语...

楼主: colorma (卡乐) 2009-02-01 18:31:24

刚刚在楼下聊天聊到之前有一户歪果人搬到我们附近来~(已搬走)
由于我姑姑家是开小面摊的...
所以某天中午歪果人一家子就去姑姑的面摊吃饭...
大姑姑:"你要吃什么?"
歪果人:"noodles! 写写..."
大姑姑:"蛤?"
歪果人:"noodles!!!noodle~~~s~~~~"
大姑姑:"哩咩噜企的?" (你要噜去哪?)
那次歪果人学会了 "面" 这个中文!!!
之后歪果人的老婆就点了 "rice!"
大姑姑就拿了"筷子"给他们...
那天歪果人的老婆学会了 "饭"...
过几天后~某天我们在楼下看电视~
大姑姑突然要我教她唸英文
她要我教她唸"fish"
因为隔天大姑姑有煎鱼这个菜色...
(歪果人那个月是几乎每天中午都来吃)
但是他一直唸"fisht..." 我叫她直接拿给歪果人看比较快...
可是大姑姑大概是想秀一下吧吧吧吧吧......真让人担心...
隔天~
我跟我表哥在面摊帮忙...
歪果人果然来了~(来了~他们来了~~~<cs中毒>)
大姑姑就去招呼啦~
前面都很顺利...到了"fish"时刻...
我跟我哥都在看我大姑姑~
大姑姑就对着他们说...
"咩呷 sh(i)t 某?"
大姑姑隔一天只记得 sht 忘了 fi...
中间还夹了个i...
歪果人都傻傻的看着大姑姑~
后来表哥出去跟他们解释~把大姑姑推回来...
然后跟歪果人在外面笑成一团...
大姑姑问我:"阿挖公亩丢啊喔?" (阿我讲错了喔?)
我:"黑压~"
大姑姑:"音细咧笑虾?"(他们是在笑什么?)
我:"欸..."
"哩问因咩呷赛某~" (你问他们要不要吃屎)
之后大姑姑就没在烙过英文了...

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