楼主:
ccps (认清现实)
2009-01-28 15:51:07以前受住民地师资班训练的时候
住民地作战突击模式
有分底层突击
跟顶层突击
底层突击 就是从一楼突入
顶层突击 就是运用锚钩绳 竹竿 绳梯 叠罗汉 或直升机垂降方式 从二楼以上突入
逐层扫荡
有一天......
"CC 待会我们用竹竿 撑你上去 你从2楼突击 我们从一楼突击...."
"喔 好"
好了 突击作战开始
我同学用竹竿把我撑上去
"欸欸 不对啦 窗户在那边啦 喂!!!!!!!!!!!"
我同学也没注意看 看到我攀住窗户了
就把竹竿放下
从一楼突击...........
但是他们没注意
我攀住的是.....................
气窗
厕所的气窗.............
就这样 我卡在气窗直到他们攻击完毕
收队时.........
点名
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"CCPS哩????"
众同学
"ㄟ 对耶 CC哩???"
"拎老师哩 我还卡在这边啦 快来救我啦......................"
作者:
giacch 2009-01-28 15:51:00头推...
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Hevak (Arthow Eshes)
2009-01-28 15:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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giacch 2009-01-28 15:53:00补推... XDDD
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jakei (床前明月猫)
2009-01-28 15:54:00这任务好怪，还派人去偷看别人上厕所....
作者:
ytcytc (ㄚㄒㄈ)
2009-01-28 15:56:00原po被黄金葛冤魂附身后就会爬气窗了?
作者:
qekye (Barbarian)
2009-01-28 16:00:00CC︰郎唔系挖抬耶......
作者: joycehsi (怎么睡都睡不饱) 2009-01-28 16:03:00
XDXDXDXDDDDDDDDD
作者: SWEET8041 (田田) 2009-01-28 16:13:00
XDDDD
作者: Darefire (忙呀忙) 2009-01-28 16:18:00
一睡醒就看到这么好笑的 XD
作者: lonelyknight 2009-01-28 16:22:00
好可怜XD 孤单的挂在厕所外(茶)
作者: ice21122 (冰) 2009-01-28 16:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jacky4564 (噢喷酱) 2009-01-28 16:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gwunder ( ) 2009-01-28 17:00:00
我的竹竿怎么不见了
作者: catkeita (幸福猫咪︿︿＊) 2009-01-28 17:01:00
我笑了 哈哈 好好笑XDDD 好可怜喔!! 拍拍
作者: biolife 2009-01-28 17:18:00
好天兵XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ayut (打工仔)
2009-01-28 17:19:00[XX]有人偷看我上厕所!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
edan927 (~＊地瓜＊~)
2009-01-28 17:22:00他就是这样把到新舅妈的.... 屡试不爽!!
作者:
eastcat (长羽山猫)
2009-01-28 17:51:00本来以为 竹竿撑上去 就肛肛好
作者: quietvox 2009-01-28 18:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: awt 2009-01-28 18:21:00
我也以为C大肛了竹竿XDDD
作者:
polar17 (熊)
2009-01-28 18:23:00XDDD
作者: wish1991 (月光族) 2009-01-28 20:27:00
"拎老师哩 我还卡在这边啦 快来救我啦..................
作者:
amy318 (婉仔馒头)
2009-01-28 21:08:00XD
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criky (2501-2)
2009-01-28 21:40:00XD
作者: GreenNicky 2009-01-28 22:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
memalina (.........)
2009-01-28 23:11:00好可怜 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lightvoice 2009-01-29 14:34:00
哈哈哈哈哈~ XD!!
作者: ja986rd (Japhine) 2009-01-29 14:45:00
结果有看到士官长吗(大误)
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2009-01-29 16:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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adst513 (午安)
2009-01-29 16:57:00这篇居然没爆
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anarch (安那其)
2009-01-29 20:48:00XDDDDDDDDD 这一篇可以想像到画面;
作者: shaoan 2009-01-30 01:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-02-02 11:10:00XDD
作者:
Knicks ( )
2009-02-18 16:17:00鬼扯
原PO好臂力XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 朝圣！ 2011/
作者: absj (( ^~^)☞☜(^~^ )) 2009-08-31 22:36:00
XD