[无言] 与马桶的邂逅

楼主: live60386 (Mr.光)   2008-11-18 14:20:08
这是一年前的一个故事。
某次周休,我姊打电话给我说要来我家睡一天,
我问了原因,才知道原来是她跟姊夫为了某些事情吵架,
她为了表示抗议,选择离家出走一天,但是住外面的旅馆
很贵,所以她才想到来我这边与我同挤一间小套房,
大家有租套房的经验就知道,小套房,顾名思义就是很小(废话)
而且厕所跟室内空间又离的很近,隔音设备也不是很好,
作者: b85040312 (万年newman)   2007-01-09 12:27:00
作者: tkdmaf (皮皮快跑)   2007-01-18 14:30:00
原PO名:干!
作者: kg21dunk (无敌穿墙术)   2007-01-18 14:31:00
干,我笑了,这是杀洨阿
作者: richmax1027 (小冷)   2007-01-18 14:42:00
姐:还好原PO没有录下来
作者: cowla (jesse)   2007-01-18 14:47:00
屁声我听出它的愤怒,威严而不做作的直接冲了出来 XD
作者: ji31j429   2007-01-18 14:49:00
原PO姊姊屁真多
作者: cindykana (肉包骨)   2007-01-18 14:53:00
这个好笑
作者: bochi0629 (拔志)   2007-01-18 14:59:00
原波姓蒋?
作者: HeavenIs (节奏放慢)   2007-01-18 15:06:00
蒋干与曹操?
作者: COWBAY3068   2007-01-18 15:15:00
难道阁下是中了千辣之王~~~花都开了?
作者: rosephills (朱大爷)   2007-01-18 15:44:00
我笑了
作者: ssjyh (豪大雨特报)   2007-01-18 16:59:00
笑死我了
作者: khc584   2007-01-18 17:21:00
(大拇指)
作者: tsou1387 (Ryan)   2007-01-18 17:25:00
噗...噗噗...噗噗..噗...
作者: Keiichi (Keiichi)   2007-01-18 17:28:00
虽然拉肚子很可怜 板规四还是要注意一下喔
作者: deathknigh (宅飞燄)   2007-01-18 17:46:00
花都开好了
作者: diabeach   2007-01-18 17:55:00
我嘴角失守了
作者: zeroking0519 (面包)   2007-01-18 18:30:00
好险我先把面吃完了..我笑翻了
作者: Barett (Barettα徽╭♂)   2007-01-18 18:37:00
姊夫:好险我今天有跟她吵架...
作者: hungyichan (中和凡士林)   2007-01-18 18:42:00
干 好好笑 XDDDDDDD
作者: conan77420 (社会派侦探)   2007-01-18 18:51:00
推原po的修辞XD
作者: wish1984 (肉松面包原来是荤的阿)   2007-01-18 19:05:00
我狂笑耶XD
作者: N956415   2007-01-18 19:15:00
靠 我笑了啦.....
作者: CanCant   2007-01-18 19:18:00
阿干 这个真的很好笑耶
作者: LonelyLove (傲然与懦弱)   2007-01-18 19:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: JERK7215   2007-01-18 19:32:00
真的好好笑XD
作者: quietvox   2007-01-18 19:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: milkylulu   2007-01-18 19:38:00
连即将嘶吼奔腾而出的屁都凝结了 XDDDDDDDD
作者: lekao   2007-01-18 19:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: micronetplor (台湾人被会弄到没竞争力)   2007-01-18 20:18:00
文笔诙谐XD
作者: s200070221   2007-01-18 20:19:00
菊花开 开灿烂 愈开愈温暖??
作者: lancer7995   2007-01-18 20:43:00
干!这好笑~~~
作者: freegodspeed   2007-01-18 20:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adonisey (花哈)   2007-01-18 21:13:00
干超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: b74041574041 (清新中肯青年)   2007-01-18 21:17:00
给你几霸婚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ijwe (GIN)   2007-01-18 21:51:00
太好笑....有浓浓的屁味阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shadowmoon   2007-01-18 21:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tprupw6 (特普罗普屋)   2007-01-18 22:19:00
噗哧XDDDDDD
作者: gn0481914 (胖胖)   2007-01-18 22:34:00
原po声音描述的很传神 ~~
作者: enjoylives (美食万岁)   2007-01-18 22:46:00
干,好好笑!原波文笔太好了,不推不行啦!
作者: sin5521   2007-01-18 22:56:00
笑死我了,你姊会恨死你!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eazbreathe   2007-01-18 22:56:00
有笑有推~
作者: sjoba (别在意,我还有力~)   2007-01-18 23:33:00
超好笑!
作者: xvigourx   2007-01-18 23:38:00
我听出它的愤怒,威严而不做作的直接冲了出来XDDDD哈哈哈
作者: stopfighting (sunny)   2007-01-19 00:02:00
那你应该知道你姐和你姐夫吵架的原因了!!!
作者: blacknick (帕卡秋)   2007-01-19 00:06:00
好似夏天午后的一记闷雷,响彻云霄。 这句太棒了 哈哈哈
作者: G41271 (茶)   2007-01-19 00:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hoo74586 (呼)   2007-01-19 00:16:00
边吃宵夜边想像画面.. 天阿~~
作者: MiaoMiaw (★˙巧˙★I
我嘴角失守了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mashall (YO~~~)   2007-01-19 00:28:00
我大笑了三声啊!哈哈哈
作者: esababy (   *绿茶妹* )   2007-01-19 00:43:00
你好会形容喔~~XD
作者: cacay (卡卡)   2007-01-19 00:44:00
阿干,你姓蒋吗?
作者: ching79 (猫妈妈)   2007-01-19 00:51:00
好有画面+1 这样会有图吗?? =ˇ=
作者: adf2315 (黑尤)   2007-01-19 01:00:00
好似夏天午后的一记闷雷,响彻云霄。 笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ggyyssdd (ggyyssdd)   2007-01-19 01:04:00
good
作者: po19365 (Ego)   2007-01-19 01:06:00
好白目的弟弟XDDD好好笑!!~~
作者: l717127   2007-01-19 01:15:00
XDDDD
作者: Ioridoris (Doris是隔壁老王吗)   2007-01-19 01:28:00
XD 好有画面
作者: NiceGuyOrz   2007-01-19 01:39:00
...........
作者: bigear1030 (我要努力向上)   2007-01-19 01:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ares0224   2007-01-19 03:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ikz (不归路)   2007-01-19 04:21:00
XD
作者: jasonflower (小花)   2007-01-19 04:55:00
XDDDDDD
作者: JsCin   2007-01-19 04:59:00
为什么要让我在深夜看到这个...XDDDDDDDD
作者: wakoule   2007-01-19 07:35:00
有笑有推啦!!!
楼主: live60386 (Mr.光)   2007-01-19 08:04:00
我不白目--*如果把我老姐照贴出来才是白目。
作者: busgoer (巴士狗儿)   2007-01-19 08:50:00
楼上自己要板规四的喔~~~
作者: changtai (征DVD(rip)动画交流)   2007-01-19 09:08:00
XD 推用词 超强的啊~
作者: umcorn   2007-01-19 10:26:00
文笔真好 XDD
作者: kaylotede (kaylotede)   2007-01-19 11:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chenenlu (chenenlu)   2007-01-19 11:41:00
姊姊就这样被卖了 哈哈哈
作者: rwtbf (Hans)   2007-01-19 12:21:00
原po是蒋干?
作者: windper   2007-01-19 12:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rionew (Let's go mavs!)   2007-01-19 12:39:00
XDDD 好好笑
作者: otis000 (otis)   2007-01-19 12:56:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: linsub   2007-01-19 13:09:00
原PO姐夫后来有改兴趣嘛? 月工?
作者: kurtsun (黑猫老师)   2007-01-19 13:15:00
文笔真好 XDDD
作者: kgbf   2007-01-19 13:16:00
干!! 我笑了
作者: chupan (但愿人长久/千里共婵娟)   2007-01-19 13:18:00
你门有关吗XD
楼主: live60386 (Mr.光)   2007-01-19 13:19:00
其实那天她叫我出门前,我还说了很多不着边际的话。
楼主: live60386 (Mr.光)   2007-01-19 13:20:00
我姊说一直憋很累,我就跟他说这样很好呀
楼主: live60386 (Mr.光)   2007-01-19 13:21:00
括约肌一收一放持续的20分钟你的臀部脂肪就会开始燃烧了你不是一直很想减肥吗?这样刚好可以瘦屁股...
作者: conan1121 (黑与白)   2007-01-19 13:29:00
笑翻天了我XDDDD
作者: jeychieh   2007-01-19 14:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rsandy25   2007-01-19 14:17:00
有笑有推...哈哈
作者: zhewei (11-11台湾新国庆)   2007-01-19 14:42:00
好好笑喔!
作者: tyykkay   2007-01-19 14:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sshain (飞飞)   2007-01-19 14:52:00
XDDDDD 写的很好笑
作者: sdjh18   2007-01-19 15:04:00
XDDDDDD 我快笑死了
作者: neilneo (Darkness)   2007-01-19 15:04:00
原波攻威金北七~~
作者: dorami1015 (Rabbit)   2007-01-19 15:42:00
原PO文笔真好
作者: Raist (闷油瓶好帅阿阿阿)   2007-01-19 16:27:00
推 Barett:姊夫:好险我今天有跟她吵架.. XDDDDD 原PO是蒋干
作者: GreenNicky   2007-01-19 16:57:00
这小弟有点机车到喔XDDDD
作者: archislow   2007-01-19 17:21:00
笑到脚软XDDD
作者: bluebo (待浮花浪蕊都尽伴君幽独)   2007-01-19 17:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: TequilaRain (小眼睛儿)   2007-01-19 18:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: soooooop   2007-01-19 18:19:00
原PO的形容词也太好笑了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rose147   2007-01-19 18:26:00
ha ha
作者: PTTliang (批踢踢亮)   2007-01-19 18:36:00
狂笑 原PO看到这篇不知道会怎样
作者: sea4504 (纪律!目标!信心!)   2007-01-19 19:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了
作者: Xiaobabe (Xiaobabe)   2007-01-19 19:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: flyinptt   2007-01-19 19:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: h8305300   2007-01-19 20:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lucas01 (lucas)   2007-01-19 20:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: thehigher (快乐总在痛苦旁边)   2007-01-19 20:38:00
.....笑死我了
作者: djinn (我是泰尔德)   2007-01-19 20:38:00
花都开好了
作者: crazyL   2007-01-19 21:04:00
形容的太好笑了拉XD
作者: those0   2007-01-19 22:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cashko   2007-01-19 22:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: beowulf (被窝鲁夫)   2007-01-19 22:32:00
形容词大推XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ilovedavetao (啤酒+高梁)   2007-01-19 22:52:00
XDDD 有笑有推~
作者: terry00 (qmo)   2007-01-19 23:42:00
原PO的国文作文一定很高分!!!XDDDDDDD!!!!好笑!!!
作者: DenshaNyanco (电车喵子)   2007-01-19 23:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adonM   2007-01-20 00:12:00
XD
作者: bonnie30020 (遥)   2007-01-20 02:14:00
大珠小珠落玉盘~超好笑!原PO文笔超好,好有画面
作者: unicat (月白鬃毛)   2007-01-20 02:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sunhow (Nikon 1)   2007-01-20 03:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Ice9 (又到了属于我的季节)   2007-01-20 03:13:00
你姊“致电”给你...orz
作者: naomisa (哇)   2007-01-20 09:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2007-01-20 10:15:00
XDD
作者: yoyobo   2007-01-20 11:33:00
XD
作者: alin5 (复归)   2007-01-20 11:57:00
XD
作者: bm701   2007-01-20 11:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ncuanthrax   2007-01-20 14:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chenchungwen ( )   2007-01-20 18:30:00
原po文笔超棒 可以认识你吗 XDDDD
作者: icq7584 (小白很乖)   2007-01-20 18:41:00
形容词超好笑的XD
作者: STUPIDPIG999 (GREEDISBAD)   2007-01-20 19:02:00
XD
作者: f7313 (小鹏鸟)   2007-01-20 19:14:00
XDDDDD我对屁超没抵抗力的喇
作者: panhoho (ρanΗΘΗΘ)   2007-01-20 20:00:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: beckwei (薇妞)   2007-01-20 20:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: isaacchen (元)   2007-01-20 21:33:00
XDDD
作者: Leonie   2007-01-20 21:49:00
哈哈哈哈 好好笑喔~~~~~ 噗噗噗噗噗~~
作者: lilidas (lildas)   2007-01-20 21:55:00
有笑有推…XDDDDD
作者: Tamama56 (袴田日向)   2007-01-20 21:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: idex08654 (天冷就要睡好睡满)   2007-01-20 22:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: williamwei (威廉)   2007-01-20 22:41:00
原po文笔好好
作者: shin168   2007-01-20 22:47:00
马桶:不关我的事
作者: jsschen (jsschen)   2007-01-20 22:50:00
作者: goluck (白开水)   2007-01-20 23:13:00
超好笑,快点推到爆
作者: mersara (mersara)   2007-01-20 23:27:00
作者: safeya (保持悲伤)   2007-01-20 23:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: happydays (玄米黑醋)   2007-01-21 00:17:00
有笑有推 哈
作者: whereur (乓乓)   2007-01-21 00:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zare020407 (甜不辣姊姊)   2007-01-21 05:04:00
从头笑到尾XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: snowlovely   2007-01-21 08:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: flywind00   2007-01-21 13:00:00
原PO的叙述好赞XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: exorcise (月半甲鸟)   2007-01-21 13:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Jaies (鸡肋)   2007-01-21 18:42:00
原po 文笔 几霸婚
作者: eyeyey531 (横刀)   2007-01-21 19:04:00
乎你几爸昏XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hank61204 (荒城月)   2007-01-21 19:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
楼主: live60386 (Mr.光)   2007-01-21 21:25:00
谢谢捧场啦!我会再接再厉--*
作者: ericjc ( )   2007-01-22 01:22:00
冲动中又带了那么一点含蓄 .....
作者: gap057   2007-01-22 07:43:00
[超干]拉肚子也有听众
作者: a908350614 (撷取瞬间化为永恒)   2007-01-22 21:54:00
第二声的描述就让嘴角失守了XDDDD
作者: snanbrnan (M子)   2007-01-23 00:59:00
笑到快抽筋了XDDDDDD
作者: soj (小鱼)   2007-01-23 17:31:00
断断续续的,感觉还含有百分之四十的溼度 ,
作者: mrif (凡鸟)   2007-01-23 19:06:00
你姊,现在在你背后,她很火。
作者: theOasis (往前)   2007-01-24 01:21:00
文笔很棒 又好笑 赞!!!
作者: mitori77 (*绿*)   2007-01-24 01:59:00
那句话感觉是某个散文中的句子耶~XDD不过运用的真好~
作者: luby (哎呀)   2007-01-24 05:15:00
冲动中又带了那么一点含蓄XDDDDDD
作者: fistfight ( )   2007-01-24 16:04:00
推原po的文笔 修辞超棒
作者: menedol (伊翁兔贼=w=)/)   2007-01-24 18:52:00
原PO的修辞实在太厉害了XD
作者: clamplove (咸花飞)   2007-01-25 00:05:00
XDDDDDDD
作者: flyswish   2007-01-25 01:01:00
笑到内伤了…
作者: vi000246 (Vi)   2007-01-25 16:15:00
明湖听居吗
作者: sayolin (SAYO)   2007-01-27 01:40:00
推文笔~文笔真好
作者: debris (人如其ID)   2007-01-27 17:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: peja528 (...)   2008-02-01 00:23:00
推文笔好!!! 好棒的屁!!!!!! XD
作者: deepbluedj (老鹰与鸭子)   2008-02-03 01:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: v20026209 (QQ鸟)   2008-02-03 19:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cute41 (cu41te)   2008-02-07 13:10:00
好恶
作者: allen0717   2008-02-25 18:42:00
推 好声动喔~~XD

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