楼主:
kurtsun (黑猫老师)
2008-08-07 20:56:03时间是刚刚，地点是房间
我才刚跟朋友打完一场魔兽，并且大获全胜！
而且这可是场赌上五十岚的战斗！超爽的！
一结束我马上打电话去：
“ㄟ！我要珍珠鲜奶茶去冰少糖大珍珠！”
“淦！”
“抱怨也没用啦！乖乖的买来我家吧！哇哈哈哈！”
...
我喜欢喝五十岚的珍珠鲜奶茶！
更喜欢别人请我喝五十岚的珍珠鲜奶茶！
没多久，朋友跟他的劲战噗噗噗的骑到我家楼下了！
喔～我的鲜奶茶！
“喏～畜牲，珍珠鲜奶茶！”
“喔不～！你搞什么鬼！没有吸管啊啊啊啊！？”
“ㄟ？↑真的耶？大概店员忘了”
“没吸管我喝屁啊啊啊啊啊！！？”
我一巴掌往他头拍下去！让他跟他的多多绿有了一次的亲密接触
“你不会把膜撕开直接喝喔？你新来的这还要我敎啊？”
朋友摸著头大声抗议著，不过我哪鸟他啊！
“所以我说你不懂！直接喝喝不到珍珠啦！！”
“好啦好啦，我再去拿就是了，顺便买晚餐......吃方便面OK吧？”
“快去啊！(踢)”
...
可恶，神阿！为什么要这样对我？
我是多么的渴望能畅饮又甜又可口的珍珠鲜奶茶！
可您，竟然用这样的方式折磨我！
我此刻的心情
好如提枪上阵之时，却发现皮夹里的杜瑞斯被换成3M酒精棉片的无奈
又犹如入手早川濑里奈BD画质无修正，却找不到卫生纸般的徬徨无助
神就在我全身每一根毛都渴求珍珠奶茶的时候，如此试炼着我
放了个五十岚在我前面，却不给我吸管...
...
时间一分一秒的过去，我依旧坐立难安的坐在电脑前发楞
终于！
我朋友回来了！
“喏～来一客OK吧？”
他一边从塑胶袋中把杯面递给我，一边慢条斯里的说
“我管他是来一客还必胜客！快把吸管给我啊啊啊啊！！”
我一把抢下我渴望已久；那又粗又长的...吸管
此刻的我连一秒也不愿意多等，
一心一意只想着要“插入”“插入！”“插入！！！”
手起吸管落
迅速的将吸管插入我心爱的珍珠鲜奶茶！
直接用力吸了一口，正准备要大啖一颗颗又圆又甜的珍珠时...
...
“(咦...？)”
我怎么吸也不吸起来...
吸管坏了？
为什么......
为什么！！！？
“为什么啊啊啊！！！！”我仰天长啸
神阿！已经走入如此窘境的我，您都不愿意放过？
我所渴求的，只不过是一口珍珠一口奶茶而已啊？
为什么您要这样一而再、再而三的试探我极限呢？
神阿！你回答我啊...
...
而，就在这个moment，神回答我了
在我心灵深处，神缓缓的对我说：
“孩子...冷静点...”
“你插到来一客了”
有图有真相：
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/kurtsunx/12534827
作者:
amy1122 (大芸)
2008-02-15 02:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bthsieh (皮皮)
2008-02-19 01:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
scar906 (三年没吃过炒饭)
2008-08-07 20:57:00孩子..剧本编的很好...不过没有50岚正妹的图不算分
作者: karoter123 (K宝) 2008-08-07 20:58:00
原PO专业
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ETbear46 2008-08-07 21:02:00
没有图阿
我还以为是他拿到细的吸管XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: moon1022 2008-08-07 21:07:00
XDDDDDD
作者: ETbear46 2008-08-07 21:07:00
滚了阿~还是没有看到图~
楼主:
kurtsun (黑猫老师)
2008-08-07 21:09:00咦？我自己看的到啊？图在最下面
楼主:
kurtsun (黑猫老师)
2008-08-07 21:11:00嗯，正规
作者: hamutarodo 2008-08-07 21:11:00
以为拿到细的+1 XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: watew 2008-08-07 21:13:00
呵~~好笑!
作者:
evanbri (包子Baozi)
2008-08-07 21:23:00有图有效果!XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Inland (\("▔□▔)/)
2008-08-07 21:28:00你插到来一客了XDDD 我真的觉得超好笑= =
作者: etken06 (Sunday Chien) 2008-08-07 21:29:00
我笑了~!!
作者: nakaidaisuki (?) 2008-08-07 21:29:00
你插到来一客了XDDDD
作者: ziliv 2008-08-07 21:31:00
你插到来一客了XDDDD
作者: lekao 2008-08-07 21:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: k2ek3 2008-08-07 21:34:00
你插到来一客了XDDDD
作者: NotForever (没有什么是永垂不朽) 2008-08-07 21:35:00
超好笑XD
作者: SWATDuck (小鸭鸭?) 2008-08-07 21:35:00
来一客:我代替珍奶被惩罚了~~
作者:
mahou (Hola)
2008-08-07 21:37:00XDDDDDDDD
作者:
hope927 (大大头)
2008-08-07 21:37:00那筷子应该拿去插真珠先奶茶 还插两根
作者: nollish (gosh!!) 2008-08-07 21:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Naomi72 (喂养幸福)
2008-08-07 21:41:00孩子 冷静点(笑倒我了) 插到来一客了(无辜被插)
作者:
vanjoey (氵早月 吉页)
2008-08-07 21:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
irotasi (time to be a cat)
2008-08-07 21:48:00XD
作者:
gebe ((チビ) yeah~ パンダ)
2008-08-07 21:50:00来一客: 躺着也中枪 = =..........
作者: pikiche (Kanze) 2008-08-07 21:50:00
XD
作者: ssecond 2008-08-07 21:50:00
来一客：人家要用吹含吸舔抠啦，直接插太粗 鲁了啦
作者:
by216 (霹趴PiPa)
2008-08-07 21:53:00超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ArcticFox (北极の狐狸) 2008-08-07 21:57:00
来一客: 躺着也被肛 囧r2
作者:
RoyEdo (。珩。)
2008-08-07 22:07:00被戳到笑点XDD 原PO你真的疯了XDDDD
作者:
r50693 (鸡排就是要大块一点)
2008-08-07 22:13:00[超干]还没泡我就插我
作者:
s89950 (nogo king)
2008-08-07 22:16:00喉～原波的萤幕下方有张卫生纸...
作者:
ruoyun (小红你又怎么了)
2008-08-07 22:19:00来一客：躺着也中枪 = =........
作者: ssnio (XX) 2008-08-07 22:19:00
XDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
giss4u (Eu)
2008-08-07 22:28:00来一客：伊代...
作者:
mlsh213 (苏菲蕥)
2008-08-07 22:28:00我笑了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: th07182000 2008-08-07 22:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
exe01 (exe01)
2008-08-07 22:31:00有吸到方便面吗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a1997163 (brooker) 2008-08-07 22:32:00
你插到来一客了XDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: befu (旋木) 2008-08-07 22:38:00
来一客大哭
作者: sunnytutor (阳光教师) 2008-08-07 22:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推文也XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hanks78 (978)
2008-08-07 22:51:00XDDDDD 我洨了
作者:
leetaka (LeeTaka)
2008-08-07 22:56:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zincs (白毫乌龙茶)
2008-08-07 22:57:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eiji2099 (YO*SHI) 2008-08-07 23:12:00
超好笑 怎么没被M阿 真的很北七耶
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: foreverbrave (sir) 2008-08-07 23:18:00
那鲜奶茶要等个三分钟才能打开来喝...
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maki3 2008-08-07 23:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hightide (hightide)
2008-08-07 23:32:00xddddddddddddddddddd
作者: orangelif (Lif) 2008-08-07 23:40:00
有笨到XDDD
作者: wess0329 2008-08-07 23:41:00
哈哈 好扯 可是好好笑~~~哈哈哈哈
作者: roushu102 (é¯ç™½) 2008-08-07 23:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lwghost (小白鬼)
2008-08-07 23:43:00我以为是买错了 XD
作者: neering 2008-08-07 23:48:00
天啊 超好笑的啦 妈~~~~~~~~
作者: MaryChiu 2008-08-07 23:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Thopher (☑)
2008-08-07 23:52:00插到粉包这篇就在黑特了
作者: yumi3399 (Sophia) 2008-08-07 23:54:00
很白痴~~好笑!!!
作者: melody7812 2008-08-08 00:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kaweipress 2008-08-08 00:17:00
超好笑XDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: simnek751 2008-08-08 00:23:00
梗有点长~但结局很好笑XD
作者:
iiiey 2008-08-08 00:25:00XDDDDDD
作者: binbin0112 (bin) 2008-08-08 00:36:00
结局很好笑 挑战版标
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
还以为是小吸管 这梗好....好...好呀!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fishfish7810 (车) 2008-08-08 00:41:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者:
jds2518 (只想做个闲人= =)
2008-08-08 00:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mackulkov (跳舞好啊) 2008-08-08 00:59:00
XDDDDDDDD 这个好! 编剧很好!! XDDDD
作者:
ifimakin (ifimakin)
2008-08-08 00:59:00XD
作者:
bigjam (大果酱)
2008-08-08 01:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sillytree 2008-08-08 01:11:00
好笑...剧本编得还不错啦 = =+
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2008-08-08 01:27:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ej04m3 2008-08-08 01:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: action013 (一比呀呀) 2008-08-08 01:32:00
嗯 剧编的不错:)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
qqqqww (玉米勋)
2008-08-08 01:55:00珍珠鲜奶茶?! 鲜奶茶就55了= = +珍珠60吗?
作者:
liuedd (~柳橙~)
2008-08-08 02:26:00前面有点多余，不过结局很好笑XD
作者:
demonazx (FatCat)
2008-08-08 02:35:00XDDDDD
作者: leoandgrace 2008-08-08 03:03:00
XDDDDDD
作者: iamtako (塔可) 2008-08-08 03:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yungyui (养精蓄锐)
2008-08-08 03:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cc4152 (>豹纹女孩<)
2008-08-08 04:11:00哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDD
作者: Rosaleen (小野马) 2008-08-08 05:57:00
好好笑喔
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2008-08-08 07:39:00XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
LonyIce (小龙)
2008-08-08 08:11:0098
作者:
venez (venez)
2008-08-08 08:13:00XDDDD
作者:
lover19 (アキラ)
2008-08-08 08:19:00文学造诣很强XD
作者:
youre (天冷 心也冷)
2008-08-08 08:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adai 2008-08-08 08:55:00
念在你譬喻法用的不错 给你个推
作者: hoojoshua 2008-08-08 09:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: e123342001 2008-08-08 09:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shadowmoon 2008-08-08 11:05:00
你插到来一客了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
musicz (Mr. Smile [#33])
2008-08-08 11:41:00XDDD
作者: beatrizjuan 2008-08-08 11:50:00
我以为是朋友根本忘了叫加珍珠@@...(有这么急吗?!)
作者:
jakei (床前明月猫)
2008-08-08 12:07:00来一客：“这家伙真猴急，还没泡就插了，都还是干的还一直吸
作者:
FireHell (冥煌 = 好硬)
2008-08-08 12:09:00XD
作者: nonews (Ambrus) 2008-08-08 13:13:00
来一客: [超干] 在旁边晾著也会被插
我以为是吸管太小 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sid814 (Sid)
2008-08-08 13:23:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tingkis (tingkis) 2008-08-08 13:44:00
晚餐只吃来一客会不会肚子饿
作者:
fur915 (囧fur)
2008-08-08 14:32:00XDDDDD
作者: billywind 2008-08-08 14:32:00
[超干]还没泡我就插我
作者: e61232001 2008-08-08 15:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
joker6 (早睡早起:))
2008-08-08 17:18:00笨点只有最后...
作者:
f575739 (冰月千影)
2008-08-08 17:28:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
EMIRU720 (自我循環主義)
2008-08-08 17:44:00发现皮夹里的杜瑞斯被换成3M酒精棉片的无奈
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
stevely (stevely)
2008-08-08 19:45:00我笑了!!
作者: innoce 2008-08-08 20:08:00
XDDDDDDD 狂笑
作者: waid 2008-08-08 20:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nigy (奶鸡岔速共) 2008-08-08 20:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD叉到来一客
作者:
suchiachi (两个人的看海计划*)
2008-08-08 22:26:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tfeathert 2008-08-08 23:52:00
原PO是神
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XD 最后一句配合图片让我爆笑出来!! 孩子!你真的想喝珍奶想疯了
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sam37520 (迷Apple!)
2008-08-09 01:06:00笑死人XDXDXD
作者:
blessus (午夜的星光)
2008-08-09 02:30:00XDDDDDDDD来一客
作者: tbjen (W) 2008-08-09 08:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pyc0301 2008-08-09 10:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zana 2008-08-09 13:15:00
(笑倒)XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
huabandd (我是阿肥巴你头)
2008-08-09 13:51:00我笑到快疯了
作者: adam19821009 2008-08-09 14:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cp2569 (cian)
2008-08-09 15:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
作者: eiji5909 2008-08-09 17:46:00
这么无聊的故事被妳写的这么精采 你不当作家可惜了!!
作者:
richday (缤纷)
2008-08-09 18:06:00其实你可以用筷子夹珍珠来喝~
作者:
lrfelix (Felix)
2008-08-09 21:14:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
画面停在笨版阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
aacs0130 (æ¹›éˆ)
2008-08-10 01:29:00推有图有真相
作者: greatc (〒) 2008-08-10 06:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD BTW 你的萤幕是玩股票送的吗? 跟我的一样~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 还没泡我就插我 超经典XD
作者: LuckyWinni (Abnashjot Kaur) 2008-08-10 12:30:00
神一定觉得你很笨XD
作者:
benifty (风沐)
2008-08-10 17:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ethenlin (差一点先生)
2008-08-10 20:17:00喔~早川濑里奈XD
作者: skyprograms (Wei) 2008-08-10 21:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: arise119044 2008-08-11 11:48:00
还没泡我就插我 超西斯的拉@@
作者:
wu41289 (post)
2008-08-11 12:28:00有人认真了!!有人认真了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者:
soda01 (徘徊的目的)
2008-08-11 18:39:00本星期最好笑!!
作者: alin5 (复归) 2008-08-12 00:05:00
XDD
作者:
conankid (conankid)
2008-08-12 04:16:00居然插的下去~~
作者:
sayolin (SAYO)
2008-08-12 18:47:00害我好想喝鲜奶茶><
作者: daiYuTsung (淯琮 = γ = 树哥 = Qman) 2008-08-17 05:05:00
XD