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[无言] 顶楼吹吹风(请戴眼镜入内)

楼主: breezedoor (从开始到永远4)   2008-08-03 19:59:03
最近天气如此闷热~昨晚闪光来找我
由于房间实在太热了，闪光就吵着想去顶楼看看吹风
实在凹不过她 只好答应上去顶楼了(我这十楼 顶楼十五楼)
恩!上去了感觉漫凉快的 就跟闪光在顶楼看看夜景吹吹风~~
在这美好的时光忽然向停止一般的你看着我 我看着你
你眼中有我 我眼中有你~~~
过了一会 我们也看够了 正想回去~~~
门把一推!
恩.....恩......我转头很帅气的跟闪光说
今晚睡顶楼了!!!!!!!
我们被关在顶楼了!!!!!!!大惊~
过了三分钟的沉没
...
....
.....
闪光开始大叫 我开始撞门 但好像一点反应也没有
我走到墙壁边往下叫 希望相隔五层而已的妹妹在看电视应该会听到~~~~
但他好像看傻了 没反应
最后 闪光开使用最悽惨的声音往一楼庭院在那边乘凉的老婆婆老公公喊...
这不喊还好 一喊她们可紧张了 以为我们要跳楼= ="
老人家么...耳朵有点背了...最后还是听董我们讲的了
然后管理员上来救我们了 真是感动orz
原本要上顶楼乘凉 结果热的一身汗回家.....
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回家狂喝三大杯水以后~
跟我妹叙述刚才的事情之后
我：妹~你刚没听到有人在叫你么= =
妹：有阿
我：那你不会看一下声音从哪来喔!你这笨蛋
妹：今天鬼门开 吓都吓死我了，刚刚听到声音马上关电视朵到奶奶房间去....
我：......................
作者: BiZi (紫)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
希望能快点找到人
作者: john371911 (醬廖)   2008-02-03 11:15:00
妹妹的图呢？
作者: a2438home (靠自己最实在)   2008-03-25 13:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: augustuseric   2008-08-03 20:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cute2690   2008-08-03 20:01:00
好好笑喔~~我也被关过顶楼楼顶~超可怕ㄉ
作者: scottlee (Scott李)   2008-08-03 20:01:00
妹妹是对的XD
作者: mochayo (摸摸)   2008-08-03 20:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: loner (魑魅)   2008-08-03 20:05:00
妹妹有好笑到!!
作者: c439167 (はな\(￣▽￣)/)   2008-08-03 20:06:00
妹妹好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adar911 (It's My Turn! (￣︶￣)v)   2008-08-03 20:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDy请把妹妹图附上~~
作者: newesther (Hannah)   2008-08-03 20:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: etrana (Bon Courage NI!!)   2008-08-03 20:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jack111222 (元宝~)   2008-08-03 20:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: newesther (Hannah)   2008-08-03 20:19:00
原po说要戴眼镜入内 快速瞎
作者: peter4216   2008-08-03 20:27:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: godoon   2008-08-03 20:27:00
奶奶房间有保护网
作者: iamfind (sunnychitty)   2008-08-03 20:31:00
我半夜三点去宿舍顶楼救过室友 我室友看我脸色应该想
作者: iamfind (sunnychitty)   2008-08-03 20:33:00
她们宁愿被关一个晚上吧XD~~我有起床气
作者: sj0823   2008-08-03 20:35:00
XDDDDDD
作者: boltsky (sky)   2008-08-03 20:36:00
XD
作者: anochen   2008-08-03 20:39:00
半夜睡不着觉.....
作者: mnoz (kin)   2008-08-03 20:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shuntpooh   2008-08-03 20:43:00
妹妹是对的XD
作者: stevo8968 (高谭射背哥)   2008-08-03 20:45:00
[超干]眼镜 墨镜不分 害我闪瞎眼
作者: hardypin (Hardy)   2008-08-03 20:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: deoxys ( )   2008-08-03 20:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: laiayo (老百姓)   2008-08-03 20:45:00
奶奶房间有结界吗??
作者: th07182000   2008-08-03 20:46:00
一连串的误会XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: disghost (Disghost)   2008-08-03 20:49:00
推鬼门开XDDDDD
作者: athenak (雅典娜)   2008-08-03 20:52:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈....
作者: jiunyug (均)   2008-08-03 20:55:00
妹妹好好笑XDDDDDDD
作者: bluesky2 (一切都过去了~)   2008-08-03 20:58:00
有没有这么好笑阿 哈 妹:吓都吓死我了 ^^
作者: swjlsc (右手赢了)   2008-08-03 21:00:00
XD
作者: jojo87   2008-08-03 21:03:00
XDDDDDD
作者: freejohnny   2008-08-03 21:03:00
妹妹是对的!!
作者: cellus   2008-08-03 21:08:00
妹妹是对的XD
作者: wind164 (正義必勝)   2008-08-03 21:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: suchiachi (两个人的看海计划*)   2008-08-03 21:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dearevan (有情有义流浪汉)   2008-08-03 21:16:00
奶奶的房间有防闪AT力场 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mrcat (猫先生)   2008-08-03 21:20:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: skyrazui (紫紫 (*’艸‘))   2008-08-03 21:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Johnnyacbb (Aloha)   2008-08-03 21:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: novelfly (瑞瑞)   2008-08-03 21:24:00
妹妹好可爱XDDDDDD
作者: nanami24 (小眼睛生得出大眼睛吗)   2008-08-03 21:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: linux09x (Bealaef)   2008-08-03 21:29:00
妹妹可以冲吗
作者: gl4xup6z83g (Say good-bye)   2008-08-03 21:35:00
害我笑到放屁了＝　＝
作者: QQest   2008-08-03 21:36:00
妹妹好可爱XDDDDD
作者: npmins (坚定的，燃烧生命)   2008-08-03 21:36:00
楼上XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: npmins (坚定的，燃烧生命)   2008-08-03 21:37:00
楼楼上= =
作者: pchome1104   2008-08-03 21:38:00
...怎么会放屁....
作者: child1027 (我曾经存在过)   2008-08-03 21:39:00
笑到放屁...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nohuman0827 (希望能够成真)   2008-08-03 21:39:00
哈哈 妹妹好可爱XDD
作者: joker1987 (^_<)   2008-08-03 21:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yammiy814 (猫哥)   2008-08-03 21:47:00
原来笨点在推文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dormice (MJ KING OF POP )   2008-08-03 21:52:00
妹妹..................................
作者: vacancy623 (sophomore)   2008-08-03 21:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DRmikeice   2008-08-03 21:53:00
妹妹是对的啊!! 放屁那位是怎么回事阿= =??
作者: ger1088 (小硕)   2008-08-03 21:53:00
妹妹图呢?伸图
作者: qupfu6 (拼奇)   2008-08-03 21:57:00
哈哈哈推妹妹
作者: chordae2001   2008-08-03 21:58:00
笑到呛到了XDD
作者: nuroro (晡哩)   2008-08-03 22:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ej04m3   2008-08-03 22:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: m249m4a1   2008-08-03 22:03:00
以前在电影院看电影 旁边就座了一个笑到放屁的家伙
作者: kimifort (奇米堡)   2008-08-03 22:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zisarfee   2008-08-03 22:18:00
好好笑哦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: leady   2008-08-03 22:20:00
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作者: seclovpla (我不知道)   2008-08-03 22:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gloomedran (无名小辈)   2008-08-03 22:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BowFishW   2008-08-03 22:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: skyprograms (Wei)   2008-08-03 22:33:00
结界?！方围定础~结XD
作者: lwsun (大叔)   2008-08-03 22:34:00
哈哈哈哈哈～～（噗...)
作者: by216 (霹趴PiPa)   2008-08-03 22:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
楼主: breezedoor (从开始到永远4)   2008-08-03 22:39:00
应该说.....我奶奶比鬼还恐怖(爆)
作者: vi000246 (Vi)   2008-08-03 22:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: haha123ha (四神汤)   2008-08-03 23:02:00
在顶楼过了三分钟的沉没...XD 是沉到几楼了..XDDD
作者: elfswordsman (光头)   2008-08-03 23:03:00
妹妹天才 XD
作者: anemowaves (叶随风)   2008-08-03 23:11:00
妹妹是对的！你不附图就不对拉！
作者: evanpolo   2008-08-03 23:11:00
你的奶奶是枫奶奶吗???XD
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2008-08-03 23:13:00
XD
作者: riket0403 (面包)   2008-08-03 23:16:00
妹妹是对的!!~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sikiakaya (失去可能性的利迪少尉)   2008-08-03 23:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: liiko (●.●)   2008-08-03 23:33:00
XDDDDD
作者: sundancy   2008-08-03 23:35:00
我也凌晨两点出去关院子铁门结果被锁在屋外orz还穿着细
作者: sundancy   2008-08-03 23:36:00
肩带实在没脸走去离家十五分钟的派出所 我能体会你的心情
作者: eva0083   2008-08-03 23:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sundancy   2008-08-03 23:37:00
sundancy一整个囧rz阿~
作者: geniusshiun (小动)   2008-08-03 23:39:00
事实证明，不可以在楼上亲热太久~
作者: codcape   2008-08-03 23:48:00
妹妹救援成功！！XD
作者: s4511981 (置身事外的占卜师)   2008-08-03 23:48:00
戴墨镜吧= = 戴眼镜不是被闪得更瞎
作者: aowater   2008-08-03 23:53:00
XDD
作者: lovingwu (If you seek Amy)   2008-08-04 00:14:00
其实妹妹是去死团团员
作者: acutepain   2008-08-04 00:23:00
妹妹聪明 她不想变瞎
作者: giligowla039 (晶晶)   2008-08-04 00:24:00
吓都吓死我了 XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: magaiml (阿祈)   2008-08-04 00:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BluesHarp (栩栩蓝色竖琴也)   2008-08-04 00:31:00
妹妹是对的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jp6u04x06   2008-08-04 00:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kkfan410 (Anke)   2008-08-04 00:38:00
哈哈哈 害我大笑... 重点有人笑到放屁XDDD
作者: Reder   2008-08-04 00:44:00
两个笑点，赞！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: frente0630 (热带鱼)   2008-08-04 00:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fruitking (草头果子)   2008-08-04 00:47:00
魔法阿嬷！
作者: LMF1210   2008-08-04 00:48:00
XD
作者: happy1217 (牛宝)   2008-08-04 00:53:00
我想和你一起去吹吹风~去吹吹风~~~~
作者: wwa928 (无药可救的马尾控)   2008-08-04 01:04:00
推妹妹一个
作者: dongone   2008-08-04 01:14:00
妹妹有在看灵异节目!!
作者: voguehan (涵)   2008-08-04 01:17:00
XDDDD
作者: kai1210 (Kenneth)   2008-08-04 01:23:00
XD
作者: englwings (Happiness :))   2008-08-04 01:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: homerunball   2008-08-04 01:37:00
XDDD
作者: Ruph   2008-08-04 01:58:00
妹：今天鬼门开 吓都吓死我了!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bggyp (小心眼)   2008-08-04 02:28:00
XDDDDD
作者: pudin520723 (布丁摇一摇)   2008-08-04 02:30:00
其实妹妹等这天很久了 XD
作者: memalina (.........)   2008-08-04 02:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: petshopboii (mr.星大少)   2008-08-04 03:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: LeonBolton (里昂波顿)   2008-08-04 03:28:00
这告诉我们.... 出门在外，务必手机身影不离 = =
作者: awaro (jupiter's cock)   2008-08-04 05:15:00
我看到有人笑到放屁就狂笑了XD
作者: porque   2008-08-04 05:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: FHead (˙_˙)   2008-08-04 07:45:00
妹妹好可爱 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pienso   2008-08-04 07:53:00
......XDDD
作者: aaronstyle (爆炸)   2008-08-04 08:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wangsynnex   2008-08-04 08:04:00
XD
作者: Darius1979 (鱼和水)   2008-08-04 08:27:00
妹 : 想闪我闪光 ?! 还好有鬼月作借口
作者: librann (Future?)   2008-08-04 09:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ggiirrllkk (开心)   2008-08-04 09:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fishnurse (不要太美丽，要平凡相依)   2008-08-04 09:21:00
XDD好好笑
作者: hung0305 (阿呆)   2008-08-04 09:23:00
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
作者: c550hunter (华一下)   2008-08-04 09:26:00
XXD要笑死了放屁＞口＜!!
作者: lucas01 (lucas)   2008-08-04 09:53:00
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作者: jot5436   2008-08-04 10:38:00
e04，叫人戴眼镜结果被闪瞎了
作者: yao30712 (雪结晶)   2008-08-04 11:33:00
妹妹是对的XD
作者: juanmao (Ｘ'卷pan)   2008-08-04 11:50:00
妹妹是对的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MiLkGrAsS   2008-08-04 12:31:00
笑到放屁 = = 这推文害我狂笑.....(肚子痛)
作者: orfeo20306 (SILIN)   2008-08-04 12:40:00
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/a2101821018/21846824这对兄弟跟你们很像...
作者: goodbye123 (邀月乘风)   2008-08-04 12:43:00
妹妹是对的.....
作者: orangelif (Lif)   2008-08-04 12:44:00
妹妹躲得好押~~
作者: yesiamegg   2008-08-04 12:57:00
妹妹真中肯
作者: pacofans   2008-08-04 13:06:00
妹妹是对的XD
作者: aikobz (小羊)   2008-08-04 13:24:00
妹妹好可爱~~
作者: izzit4ever (夏拉拉)   2008-08-04 14:27:00
妹妹的反应很正常XDDDDDDDDD
作者: yona (永远记得要先爱自己)   2008-08-04 14:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 大推妹妹的反应
作者: CacaoBarry   2008-08-04 14:55:00
笑到放屁是怎样XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: cc4152 (>豹纹女孩<)   2008-08-04 15:16:00
你妹根本就是故意的阿XDDDDDD
作者: bbtt2021 (正义女超人)   2008-08-04 15:19:00
妹妹是对的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wanfen (fen)   2008-08-04 15:19:00
妹妹好好笑XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: richday (缤纷)   2008-08-04 18:22:00
你妹是对的XDDDDDDDDD
作者: ROSHINA7855 (桃子)   2008-08-04 18:51:00
推妹妹XD
作者: stevely (stevely)   2008-08-04 19:06:00
妹妹XDDDD
作者: Arlen7119 (不过就是暱称)   2008-08-04 19:26:00
XDDDDD
作者: Lunachen (期待爱情)   2008-08-04 20:10:00
妹妹有好笑到!!
作者: sherryasd (亨哈哈)   2008-08-04 20:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 眼镜
作者: genevieve   2008-08-04 21:23:00
最好笑的是眼镜XDDDDDDDD
作者: kiba226 (小赤)   2008-08-04 21:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sarababy (明明这里就是天堂的缺口)   2008-08-04 21:34:00
我笑了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~€€
作者: maydaybunny   2008-08-04 21:39:00
推文那对兄弟也好好笑喔XDDDD
作者: kame2007   2008-08-04 21:40:00
GOOD JOB
作者: f575739 (冰月千影)   2008-08-04 21:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: juliey566   2008-08-04 22:26:00
狂笑ING
作者: karenlo (对~~我就是难搞!)   2008-08-04 23:02:00
妹妹是对的 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: john11221 (fish)   2008-08-04 23:32:00
妹妹好可爱XDDDDDD
作者: shaoan   2008-08-04 23:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lynnwu35 ((煎蛋))   2008-08-04 23:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~笑翻
作者: machijoy (The Best Offer)   2008-08-05 00:33:00
我年少时也干过这样的事情..
作者: wersdf741   2008-08-05 00:47:00
妹妹有好笑到!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Giovinazzo ()囧()   2008-08-05 01:50:00
妹妹XD
作者: Tamama56 (袴田日向)   2008-08-05 02:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kelan (新手妈妈)   2008-08-05 02:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD肚子好痛 哈哈
作者: candywen (天使会与我们同在..)   2008-08-05 10:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: YZVINO50 (爱自由)   2008-08-05 19:50:00
我也作过这种事 但是我从顶楼爬铁窗到别人家的阳台内但是没有脱逃成功，因为那户把门给反锁了，我出不去 = ="
作者: yijapan   2008-08-05 22:47:00
妹妹是对的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jaren (回忆的拥抱)   2008-08-05 23:57:00
妹妹真可爱...好好笑
作者: lyd0602 (长假终了)   2008-08-06 00:02:00
妹妹是对的
作者: beautyev   2008-08-06 00:56:00
怎么大家都这么在乎鬼门开
作者: k66moren (sorry:()   2008-08-06 06:25:00
HAHAHAHA
作者: drunkbitch   2008-08-07 06:01:00
XDDD噗滋..戴眼镜
作者: zana   2008-08-09 14:32:00
推妹妹XDDDDDD"
作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡尘)   2008-08-12 18:19:00
妹妹是对得XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡尘)   2008-08-12 18:23:00
错字 沉没~~
作者: antx (哈~)   2008-09-01 09:59:00
我也被关过~惨~
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