[无言] 豆花~~~~~~豆花~~~~~~ defeat PTT批踢踢实业坊

[无言] 豆花豆花

楼主: defeat (今天过去) 2007-11-26 23:30:27

话说我在一个位于市区的营区当大头兵
唯一的任务就是站哨!
这天刚好是个风和日丽的美好假日
有一个阿兵哥站在哨上突然不知道哪根筋不对劲
就突发奇想对着每个路过的机车汽车行人比个Y的手势想看看有多少人会有反应
就这样比著比著
此时!
外面有个卖豆花的阿伯骑着脚踏车悠哉的经过了
“倒辉~~~~倒辉~~~~~(台语)”
这阿兵想也不想就对着阿伯热情的比个Y打招呼
阿伯想当然也注意到这阿兵哥了.但是却没有太大的反应就骑过去了
这阿兵哥也不以为意的继续对路人乱比Y
突然
他感觉到
那"倒辉倒辉"的声音在耳旁不断环绕完全没离开的意思
就在这个瞬间
这阿兵哥看到
阿伯正提着两碗豆花在门口对着这阿兵哥微笑!!
是两碗豆花!!
两碗豆花!!!
两碗豆花!!!! (还是热的喔!)
后来这阿兵哥就掏钱买下了两碗豆花

作者: mnnmmn (狂张) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

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作者: inrainbows97 (打B高手) 2006-01-12 19:59:00

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作者: naturalQa (一生悬命) 2006-01-26 23:32:00

看了很久才懂XD

作者: WAXIANG 2006-01-26 23:32:00

XDDDDDDDD

作者: pipiball (屁屁) 2006-01-26 23:32:00

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作者: dragon7652 2006-01-26 23:33:00

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作者: doust (天亮了之后还有我) 2006-01-26 23:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: allenpn 2006-01-26 23:35:00

如果原po对着垃圾车比ya..

作者: andrew1988 (水壶) 2006-01-26 23:37:00

果原po对着槟榔摊比ya..

作者: kengi0218 (nono) 2006-01-26 23:39:00

原po将会被关禁闭

作者: tapeban (乎克而) 2006-01-26 23:39:00

如果原po超速对着测速器比ya..

作者: Hateson (曾经沧海难为水) 2006-01-26 23:40:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kengi0218 (nono) 2006-01-26 23:41:00

如果原po对着灵车比ya

作者: xu5k (豆豆) 2006-01-26 23:42:00

如果原po对着救护车比ya..

作者: lancehsiao 2006-01-26 23:42:00

如果原po对着长官比ya..

作者: MKAngelheart (夏。初雪) 2006-01-26 23:44:00

我爱写作 YA~

作者: littlechou (littlechou) 2006-01-26 23:46:00

如果原po对着砂窗砂门换玻璃的小卡比ya..

作者: shadowmoon 2006-01-26 23:46:00

如果原po对着宪兵比ya..

作者: kengi0218 (nono) 2006-01-26 23:47:00

我爱欢乐 YA~

作者: jasonflower (小花) 2006-01-26 23:48:00

最后一句后劲真够XDDDDDD

作者: nobrain5566 2006-01-26 23:49:00

^_<y

作者: CALLATE (CALLATE) 2006-01-26 23:51:00

哈哈~~~还好不是送20碗

作者: dankai (冷泡茶) 2006-01-26 23:54:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 倒辉两碗喔!

作者: ABeChen (乖) 2006-01-26 23:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ABeChen (乖) 2006-01-26 23:58:00

有种新版标出现了的爆笑感XD

作者: miel (无所用心) 2006-01-26 23:58:00

五十十五二十多挥几下

作者: anisan (什么东西啊) 2006-01-26 23:59:00

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作者: newjedi 2006-01-27 00:05:00

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作者: yuoneone 2006-01-27 00:10:00

好好笑唷你！

作者: twinklestar (autism) 2006-01-27 00:11:00

这个好笑~

作者: gmoz ( This can't do that. ) 2006-01-27 00:13:00

作者: carlyu (EVA-288(Carl)) 2006-01-27 00:15:00

作者: z560154848 (ä¸èªªå‡ºçš„æº«æŸ”) 2006-01-27 00:15:00

好笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: amu1129 (amu) 2006-01-27 00:19:00

你下次换比中指看看

作者: mitsukiys (yuri) 2006-01-27 00:21:00

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作者: KAKUDO (南月) 2006-01-27 00:22:00

请问这跟"未两段式左转"的笑话有雷同吗? ^^|||

作者: CINBIN ( 小米虫~) 2006-01-27 00:23:00

好奇站哨买豆花没事吗 0.0?

作者: lkkppio (囧薰) 2006-01-27 00:24:00

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作者: vak 2006-01-27 00:25:00

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作者: aacs0130 (æ¹›éˆ) 2006-01-27 00:26:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD原po对着镜头比YA!

作者: bettychu (赵小妞) 2006-01-27 00:30:00

救命我笑到不行 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: allenkairyu (萨拉诺斯) 2006-01-27 00:30:00

买两碗的意思是吃豆花的时候长官出来还能分他一份吗?

作者: wonderwhy (wonderwhy) 2006-01-27 00:31:00

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作者: kizu1124 (\(￣ー￣；) >) 2006-01-27 00:32:00

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作者: Lanx 2006-01-27 00:32:00

XD后劲颇强的... 阿你是在YA三小阿= = 三八捏~

作者: orzisme (EM) 2006-01-27 00:35:00

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作者: moonsheep2 ('w') 2006-01-27 00:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑翻室友以为我抽筋了

作者: geniusgia 2006-01-27 00:36:00

XDDDDD

作者: twooone (补习海) 2006-01-27 00:37:00

好笑XDDDDDD

作者: Jackwin (颖川健) 2006-01-27 00:38:00

有笑有推 XDDDDDDDD

楼主: defeat (今天过去) 2006-01-27 00:38:00

站哨真的很无聊....尤其在这个长官比兵还多的营区= ="

作者: jessica69568 (晴天需要阳光的呵护~) 2006-01-27 00:42:00

XDDD可恶阿!!!笑到让我睡意全消= v =

作者: Alanfang1234 (依赖) 2006-01-27 00:43:00

我大笑了...

作者: shinome (宅化中的腐麻糬) 2006-01-27 00:48:00

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作者: claudiahua ( ) 2006-01-27 00:48:00

阿伯也很可爱啊

作者: gohpx (懒得想) 2006-01-27 00:50:00

太爱乱玩的后果XD..倒数第二句最好笑

作者: howhow (howhow) 2006-01-27 00:52:00

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作者: phisseraph 2006-01-27 00:56:00

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作者: meisterhaft (唉唷胃呀(￣y▽￣)╭) 2006-01-27 00:57:00

突然看懂最后一句XDDDDD

作者: micheral (7-11吸管很难拆) 2006-01-27 00:59:00

推诚实原PO 不过该笑的还是要笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: JustIam (merci9527) 2006-01-27 01:02:00

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作者: eva123112000 (花生蛋) 2006-01-27 01:12:00

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作者: nvbear 2006-01-27 01:13:00

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作者: tuopv (sing) 2006-01-27 01:14:00

好好好笑喔!!!

作者: Chenyeh (异色) 2006-01-27 01:16:00

有笑有推XDDDD

作者: alentek 2006-01-27 01:16:00

阿伯:单紧固啊来 20碗拿去 (等下可以休息了

作者: sent3 (sent3) 2006-01-27 01:22:00

如果警察杯杯对你比Y

作者: joy115330 2006-01-27 01:42:00

有笑大力推阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: princessmake (座敷娃娃) 2006-01-27 01:52:00

作者: cutemill (呱啦呱呱呱) 2006-01-27 02:00:00

大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Aseven ( 桃氏企业老板) 2006-01-27 02:04:00

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作者: ths920613 2006-01-27 02:06:00

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作者: theclaire 2006-01-27 02:08:00

推~~阿伯真可爱XDDDDD

作者: qlrhghu 2006-01-27 02:22:00

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作者: dwvr (穷) 2006-01-27 02:34:00

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作者: Victoria (其实我是杯杯控) 2006-01-27 02:41:00

这后劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: minchu36tw (国小王) 2006-01-27 02:45:00

看懂就笑到翻桌了XDDDD

作者: asami (é˜¿æ’’ç±³) 2006-01-27 02:49:00

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作者: iamsamu 2006-01-27 03:26:00

XDDDDDDDDD

作者: cashko 2006-01-27 04:31:00

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作者: izzit4ever (夏拉拉) 2006-01-27 06:58:00

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

作者: Ibe (Dreamy) 2006-01-27 07:22:00

阿伯._.\~/ XD

作者: bigstupid (呆熊爸) 2006-01-27 08:21:00

然后老伯就肛了他两次

作者: yshn (Where Dreams Are Born) 2006-01-27 09:07:00

倒辉伯揪甘心 XDDD

作者: losado 2006-01-27 09:39:00

倒辉～倒辉～倒辉～倒辉～倒辉～

作者: anochen 2006-01-27 09:56:00

于是倒辉伯拉下裤子掏出两只......

作者: maywrann 2006-01-27 10:16:00

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作者: deoman43 2006-01-27 10:17:00

原PO被老伯肛了两次XD

作者: gam 2006-01-27 10:42:00

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作者: perusic (玻．怒吸哥) 2006-01-27 10:44:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD　突然好想吃豆花XDD

作者: perusic (玻．怒吸哥) 2006-01-27 10:46:00

还有我发现原po是比Y不是比V耶　好酷　XDDD

作者: bookbb 2006-01-27 10:52:00

还好豆花伯副业不是摄影师..(场景:毕业团体照,豆花伯说:...

作者: bookbb 2006-01-27 10:53:00

来唷..同学们全部比YA..

作者: alalala (快下雨吧!) 2006-01-27 11:02:00

XDDDD哈哈哈好好笑

作者: Yie (我就是我) 2006-01-27 11:17:00

作者: wilde (壮志凌云猫耳朵) 2006-01-27 11:29:00

ohhh my i can't stop laughing ....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: azraelezs 2006-01-27 11:31:00

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作者: xingstar (胖子转变中!!!) 2006-01-27 11:47:00

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作者: cclio (cc) 2006-01-27 11:58:00

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作者: shineyeh (月~＊) 2006-01-27 12:13:00

哈哈哈XDDDD

作者: grop (飞呀飞呀小黑侠) 2006-01-27 12:32:00

如果原PO对着将军车比YA........

作者: osis 2006-01-27 12:36:00

XDDDDDD

作者: vinita (红豆) 2006-01-27 12:36:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好笨..

作者: ffssdb (ffssdb) 2006-01-27 12:39:00

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作者: eric0924 2006-01-27 12:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: l00A 2006-01-27 12:51:00

原PO是在401还是402厂？不过两个地方都算热闹..

作者: mabogirl 2006-01-27 13:16:00

如果原po对着新郎比ya.....

作者: noteinthewin (惯看秋月春风) 2006-01-27 13:17:00

对啊还好不是招手

作者: yenjung (yenjung) 2006-01-27 14:15:00

哈哈哈哈好好笑喔~~~!!!

作者: likejerrycat (詹姆斯兔) 2006-01-27 14:25:00

冷挖倒辉~~冷挖倒辉~~冷挖倒辉~~冷挖倒辉

作者: jeff3301 (正义的化身) 2006-01-27 14:27:00

作者: xk1a4u (不懂why) 2006-01-27 17:20:00

囧"mmm

作者: yorick (the Gravedigger) 2006-01-27 17:49:00

XDDDDDDDDD

作者: yja89219 (自以为潮流人) 2006-01-27 17:53:00

XDDDDDDD~~~~

作者: mimiilove (不要叫我漫画人) 2006-01-27 18:04:00

笑死了.....

作者: a6842684 (嘿嘿...) 2006-01-27 18:10:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: takki329423 (HIKARUUU) 2006-01-27 18:42:00

笑翻了~哈哈哈哈哈XDDDD

作者: romu (幽。魂) 2006-01-27 19:01:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Ferrero0212 (海洋) 2006-01-27 19:43:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: monce (梦梦) 2006-01-27 19:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kuraturbo (赖在你给的床上（误）) 2006-01-27 20:23:00

倒挥～XD

作者: hank61204 (荒城月) 2006-01-27 20:37:00

XXXD

作者: sinreishi (阿陆) 2006-01-27 21:14:00

XDDD

作者: mamsetc (湘) 2006-01-27 21:40:00

XDDDDDD

作者: RainInNight 2006-01-27 21:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: bestlisa (　　) 2006-01-27 22:26:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推文也好好笑

作者: carrin 2006-01-27 22:28:00

笑死我了睡意全消^^

作者: RUNINTO (33.7公分的距离) 2006-01-27 22:38:00

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作者: lpc1 (LPC) 2006-01-27 22:41:00

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作者: gsx7777777 (面包) 2006-01-27 22:55:00

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作者: yuuchilyann (亚由) 2006-01-27 23:06:00

YA~

作者: aslpo (小鸣) 2006-01-27 23:06:00

好笑~XD

作者: evi1ange1 (way back to love) 2006-01-27 23:21:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: GeorgeAugust (乱) 2006-01-27 23:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Islandia 2006-01-27 23:35:00

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作者: EpeeCat (TC) 2006-01-28 00:11:00

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作者: sibata 2006-01-28 00:50:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: NKE 2006-01-28 01:17:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: moneyliu 2006-01-28 01:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: slycsboy (帆氏物语) 2006-01-28 01:30:00

XXXXDDDDD爆

作者: kristinee 2006-01-28 02:22:00

推～倒挥～

作者: kochs 2006-01-28 09:08:00

会被禁假吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cocoyan (抠抠厌) 2006-01-28 10:27:00

一看就猜到了XD

作者: Xtreme721 (Born Better) 2006-01-28 10:40:00

没出包吧 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: g019086 (Mini如) 2006-01-28 13:49:00

阿兵哥也有对我比过YA...= =

作者: sa31417 (yy) 2006-01-28 17:56:00

还好不是送20碗XDDDDDDD

作者: Ericdion ( 由心出发 ) 2006-01-28 18:41:00

XDD

作者: ohchair (生活在他方) 2006-01-28 19:55:00

作者: lonely0830 (èŒ—èŒ—) 2006-01-28 23:12:00

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作者: dorungan (快乐提摩兔) 2006-01-29 17:13:00

站哨很闷吧XD

作者: LeoHsi (小呆) 2006-01-29 23:32:00

有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑不停XDDDDDDDDD

作者: fromwilda (chupan) 2007-02-01 00:43:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: WineCheese (剑星刀芒，风荡山河魂。) 2007-02-01 19:10:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: csz518 2007-02-02 21:15:00

看了第二遍才懂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mysunsun (风和日丽) 2007-02-02 21:37:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: spiritia (妳来世一定会过很好！) 2007-02-06 00:57:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kkoberyant (Tealphon) 2007-02-27 17:33:00

对灵车比ya，送上两副棺材

作者: voguehan (涵) 2007-08-17 00:12:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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