楼主:
catwalk (牡蛎男孩忧郁之死)
2007-11-08 11:32:49※ 引述《swingariel (我爱打字王)》之铭言：
: 前阵子在牛排馆打工发生的事情
: 点餐的时候
: 我: 我们有酥皮鲍鱼浓汤 海鲜清汤和洋葱汤
: 先生 请问你要点哪一种呢?
: 客人: 酥皮包皮浓汤
: 我: ...........好的 一个酥皮鲍鱼浓汤
: 我实在是憋笑憋到快吐血了
突然想到我表姊说过的一件事情
表姊当年是空服员
受训完第一次正式上机服务，新人都很紧张
她一个同期的同学更是战战兢兢
当天的主餐是鱼和鸭，一般来说，她们都会问客人
“Would you like fish or duck？”
那同学因为太紧张，第一句话开口就问一个老外客人说
“Would you like dish or fuck？”
讲完之后自己也傻了
好在老外很幽默，还回她
Hmmm I think I prefer dish…cause my wife is here.(指指旁边大笑的太太)
作者: mnnmmn (狂张) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XD
作者: neio23 2006-01-08 11:33:00
哈好可爱的阿都仔
作者: Yawper (霸王翔吼蒋介石) 2006-01-08 11:37:00
哈哈 超幽默的老外XD
作者: derekwolf (德瑞克郎勒) 2006-01-08 11:39:00
I would like fuck
作者: lalune 2006-01-08 11:42:00
歪国人的幽默感跟呆湾郎不一样
那就是太太不在的话...... 你知道的... (伸)
作者: j105660305 (柚子) 2006-01-08 11:42:00
:I would like fuck?
作者:
CYNDl (我比杨宗伟帅)
2006-01-08 11:43:00哈哈
作者:
swpoker (swpoker)
2006-01-08 11:46:00I would like fuck 大辣!!越辣越好
作者:
smmoon (邦)
2006-01-08 11:48:00I would like to fuck with u...
作者:
starkirby (星之å¡æ¯”)
2006-01-08 11:57:00I would like fuck XD
作者:
starkirby (星之å¡æ¯”)
2006-01-08 11:58:00还有 表姊的图呢?
作者:
rogergon ( Aquila)
2006-01-08 12:08:00没在机上吃过鸭肉。
作者: mos588p (vito) 2006-01-08 12:11:00
=================以下报名肛老外================
作者: eggals (Egg) 2006-01-08 12:13:00
这个太好笑了...
作者: vickyme (新生活) 2006-01-08 12:38:00
根据yahoo字典 dish:【口】(性方面)有魅力的人;美女;通常
作者: vickyme (新生活) 2006-01-08 12:39:00
通常指漂亮女子 选啥都不对阿 XD
作者: feather585 2006-01-08 12:43:00
I would like fuck XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: anochen 2006-01-08 12:45:00
Would you like dick or fuck？
作者: vinita (红豆) 2006-01-08 12:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈...
作者: kengi0218 (nono) 2006-01-08 12:52:00
楼上这样问 就变成要问要不要 月工 月工 女子 ?
作者:
debris (人如其ID)
2006-01-08 13:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Kimboy 2006-01-08 13:05:00
快笑死了
作者:
eggimage (目前没有名片)
2006-01-08 13:09:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ilay (resolution)
2006-01-08 13:34:00XDDDD 好幽默
作者:
hc5678 (仙人掌)
2006-01-08 13:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maydagreen 2006-01-08 13:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lookforsky (Oreo) 2006-01-08 14:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
AuroraSky (长烟一空 皓月千里)
2006-01-08 14:08:00这太爆笑了 XDDDDDDDD
作者: jarlia 2006-01-08 14:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lkkppio (囧薰)
2006-01-08 14:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
老外耳语:but we may talk about fuck later...
作者: walker21 (闲游者) 2006-01-08 14:41:00
XD
作者: shadowmoon 2006-01-08 14:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
parcae (=parcae=)
2006-01-08 15:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ourasp ( 热会产生冬天做好像都)
2006-01-08 15:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ethanol (牛仔妈妈)
2006-01-08 15:25:00本日最经典XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Cj20n 2006-01-08 15:47:00
我...我要后者 >////< (扑倒)
作者: littlestone (打杂RD) 2006-01-08 15:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Addidas (天堂 地狱 一线间)
2006-01-08 16:06:001
作者:
mankaro (薰衣草森林)
2006-01-08 16:28:00XD
作者: justsuperfro 2006-01-08 16:29:00
这个好笑XD
作者:
kcott (靠得住)
2006-01-08 16:44:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: retry (啦啦啦) 2006-01-08 16:51:00
XD
作者: ttaammaammaa 2006-01-08 16:57:00
XDDD
作者: joanju (龙龙) 2006-01-08 16:58:00
这个幽默感真的很棒....
楼主: catwalk (牡蛎男孩忧郁之死) 2006-01-08 16:58:00
有这么好笑喔-.-? 我表姐都是四岁小孩的妈了，别伸图了吧
作者:
grop (飞呀 飞呀 小黑侠)
2006-01-08 17:14:00Would you like dish or fuck？
作者:
sasanmo (普利斯特蘑)
2006-01-08 17:18:00四岁小孩的妈才有妈妈的温暖感觉阿>／／／<
作者: RainInNight 2006-01-08 17:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: njph93m4 (火星大猫猫) 2006-01-08 17:32:00
哈
作者: windlune (qe) 2006-01-08 17:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: guitar2007 2006-01-08 17:41:00
哈哈........
作者:
zaqwsxcde (我们是台湾不是中华台北)
2006-01-08 18:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aprilfools97 (Pourquoi) 2006-01-08 18:05:00
超好笑
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: QvQvQ (偶是QV) 2006-01-08 18:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: debdeb 2006-01-08 18:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死
作者: chiya666 2006-01-08 18:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
inale (谢小多)
2006-01-08 18:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ilcha99 2006-01-08 18:33:00
XD
作者:
needhp (AzaFish阿渣鱼)
2006-01-08 18:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真经典
作者: nvbear 2006-01-08 18:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: noviage (涵涵) 2006-01-08 19:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: visionwind (W.) 2006-01-08 19:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD dish!!
作者:
newest (C'est la vie~)
2006-01-08 19:30:00表姊:让我当你的菜吧XDDD
作者: joannchi 2006-01-08 19:48:00
哈哈
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
aidsai (臣闻地广者粟多国大者人)
2006-01-08 20:34:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: stoptalking (达) 2006-01-08 20:54:00
XD
作者: pmelp (黑铁仔) 2006-01-08 21:09:00
How about 3P......I mean my wife is insterted in it
作者: phchui 2006-01-08 21:19:00
餐后: Coffee, Tea or Me?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: romu (幽。魂) 2006-01-08 21:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ffmuteki9 (let us be who we are)
2006-01-08 21:38:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD的老外超幽默XDDDDDD
作者:
cashko 2006-01-08 21:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
shiaohs (Syl)
2006-01-08 21:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDD 那外国人很幽默XD
作者:
rayzart (蒙面裸体战士)
2006-01-08 21:59:00Would you like dick or fuck？
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
supermen (叫我史博曼)
2006-01-08 22:03:00笑翻XDDD
作者: riverleaf (我讨厌冬天>"<) 2006-01-08 22:23:00
XD
作者: pugarine (迎接挑战) 2006-01-08 22:36:00
哈哈~~~这个好~ XDDDD
作者:
kendawx (呦霍霍~)
2006-01-08 22:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: opray (让我清醒点) 2006-01-08 23:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD, 如果老婆不在这怎么办?
作者:
TinyaX (丢掉)
2006-01-08 23:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: searchptt 2006-01-08 23:45:00
图呢?
作者: StAKA (狗不理包子) 2006-01-08 23:54:00
我以为是说成:Would you like fish or dick?XDDDDD
作者:
addor (流浪)
2006-01-09 00:09:00老外真幽默XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sssiii 2006-01-09 00:58:00
XDDD有笑有推
作者: lingar (柚子~*) 2006-01-09 01:04:00
老外超幽默XDDDDD
作者: elysedino (elyse) 2006-01-09 01:08:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yoyophs (嘴砲我内行) 2006-01-09 01:10:00
I would like fuck.我老婆不在!
作者: jeff3301 (正义的化身) 2006-01-09 02:11:00
XD
作者:
Y0SHIKI (天天吃ㄆㄣ的小孩)
2006-01-09 03:39:00I would like fuck. 另外再加一份大陆妹^^y
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2006-01-09 04:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Commands (《魔鬼滴沾酱》) 2006-01-09 08:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD老外好强
hmm..I would like....you know that~
作者: sheepbow (无与伦比的美丽) 2006-01-09 09:26:00
XD
作者: DENON 2006-01-09 12:48:00
XD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2006-01-09 13:27:00XD
作者:
taylorlin (摔不死，那就再来吧!)
2006-01-09 14:04:00有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
love900 (庸人自扰)
2006-01-09 15:57:00XDXD
作者: echohihi (Echo) 2006-01-09 17:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了
楼主: catwalk (牡蛎男孩忧郁之死) 2006-01-09 17:19:00
要借转的请拿去，注明出处和作者就好谢谢....
作者: Jiuliano1412 (拥有) 2006-01-09 17:31:00
XD
作者: bc0960 2006-01-09 18:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kiric (布莱梅)
2006-01-09 18:29:00好好笑 XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Missingx (希望我学会自私!)
2006-01-09 19:13:00好好笑~
作者:
Leaf789 (叶子)
2006-01-09 19:30:00XDDDDDD
作者:
lie0116 (å°é»ƒ)
2006-01-09 19:43:00XD 给她爆
作者: shoot2 (@@) 2006-01-09 21:25:00
真可爱的老外XD
作者:
BornFish (Vrocks)
2006-01-09 22:08:00好可爱的老外
作者: EpeeCat (TC) 2006-01-09 23:09:00
这真的太好笑啦!!!推啦!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: roxysilver (¿Nah rite?) 2006-01-09 23:20:00
dish?
作者: eric0924 2006-01-09 23:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: angelcandy 2006-01-11 08:50:00
XD
作者: merrope (Smooth) 2006-01-11 17:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bigjam (大果酱)
2006-01-12 01:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑喔 哈哈哈哈
作者: jarieme (日光微温) 2006-01-13 21:04:00
XD
作者: cbao (陈小宝) 2006-01-13 23:02:00
I would like fuck after dish
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)
2006-01-15 00:34:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
braveht (冲吧冲吧)
2006-01-15 21:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bc0960 2006-01-24 15:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: voguehan (涵) 2007-08-16 23:57:00
老外真幽默XD
作者:
gsuper (Logit(odds))
2007-09-22 00:31:00coffe tea or me?