楼主:
pttlz (工蚁)
2007-09-29 22:55:45中午上 ptt
快到一点的时候才出去买午餐吃
与其去自助餐吃人家的剩菜
不如到 7-11 买个完整的便当
选了便当和饮料
心里却还在想着刚刚看到的文章......
“先生, 这边可以结帐”
我将饮料放下并将便当直接拿到店员小姐手上
心里想的是“请帮我微波”
但 PTT 的魔力让我的嘴巴讲出不一样的话:
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它 肛了它
店员们和其他在后面等待的顾客突来的冷漠视线
让我感觉这一次的微波似乎有几个小时之久.............................
作者: ective (就这样不要理我。) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
dxdxdxdx (Sick Human)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
alubar (龟山下智久)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
wada (笑而不答心自闲)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SohmaKyo 0000-00-00 00:00:00
真的好笑啦~看来PTT不可以用太久= =
作者:
Y0SHIKI (天天吃ㄆㄣ的小孩)
0000-00-00 00:00:00太好笑了 害我在学妹面前狂笑XDD
作者: FeyFeyMew 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tacoaa 0000-00-00 00:00:00
太好笑ㄌ~笑到肚子痛ㄌ
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cgkm 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
超好笑....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fukobe (环岛阿福在美国)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SiriusLupin (日光) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
笑到不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yuanjeff (笑问) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
作者: miaoyo 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ABeChen (乖)
0000-00-00 00:00:00这也太肛了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: elebro (哈哈) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cm45144 0000-00-00 00:00:00
中毒也太深了吧
作者: keyboy (唯心) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
笑到不行...
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cocoyan (抠抠厌)
0000-00-00 00:00:00[超干] 当小七店员经常遇到的神经病
作者:
debris (人如其ID)
0000-00-00 00:00:00超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Aisne 0000-00-00 00:00:00
神经病!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mingo987 0000-00-00 00:00:00
哈哈哈
作者: seal1010902 (宝矿力水得) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
肛了他XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
finsa (唷*)
0000-00-00 00:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
isaza (我可以神隐吗?)
0000-00-00 00:00:00笑到肚子好痛XDD
作者: bjwmk732 (六堆妹) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
有笑有推
作者: davidcyc (Chung) 2007-01-06 22:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aapen (李三) 2007-01-28 11:43:00
xd
作者: x0315x (祐子) 2007-09-29 22:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iruka7956 2007-09-29 22:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yt7526 (Yenting)
2007-09-29 22:58:00这也太扯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
so74528 (C-Way)
2007-09-29 22:59:00一般人应该听不懂阿...
楼主: pttlz (工蚁) 2007-09-29 23:00:00
自己的心理作用咩
作者: ddrenthot (DDR凛╰(‵□′)╯) 2007-09-29 23:01:00
哈...
作者:
drugman (活老百姓)
2007-09-29 23:04:00这时店员拉下它的裤子....对这便当....
作者: kenyon128029 (大惇惇) 2007-09-29 23:06:00
...0.0
作者: beetle316 (就...这样吧!) 2007-09-29 23:06:00
肚子笑得好痛!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ZXEVA (ZXEVA)
2007-09-29 23:07:00便当的味道有股蛋蛋的哀伤.....
作者: angel8114 (聂小倩) 2007-09-29 23:07:00
微波跟肛有什么关系..还是那是你想对店员做的事XDD?
作者: k00207 (突变人) 2007-09-29 23:08:00
如果店员也是乡民会怎样@@
作者: Nightload (一张卫生纸) 2007-09-29 23:08:00
原PO征服了我的嘴角XDD
作者: gn01155401 (长不大的彼得潘) 2007-09-29 23:09:00
10楼....你.......
作者: sevenheadsho 2007-09-29 23:10:00
大王肛~大王肛~大王肛~大王肛~大王肛~大王肛~
作者: fishnurse (不要太美丽,要平凡相依) 2007-09-29 23:11:00
XDDDD好好校喔~天阿
作者: linhomeyeu (Ensky) 2007-09-29 23:11:00
这也太扯了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: g031541 2007-09-29 23:14:00
其实光也是微波的一种 所以原PO是想说 "光了他" (殴)
作者: alin5 (复归) 2007-09-29 23:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
kotex17 (三吋日光灯)
2007-09-29 23:16:00太白目啦XDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD这太喷饭了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: go20205 2007-09-29 23:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 喷饭!!!!
作者:
CindyH (购物狂阿C)
2007-09-29 23:19:00XDDDDDDD为什么可以这么好笑XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
orznge (欢雅)
2007-09-29 23:20:00你是要店员肛便当还是叫便当肛店员呢
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD爆爆!!!
作者: kilayshou 2007-09-29 23:28:00
快上阿~肛了他
作者:
ero7728 (Summer)
2007-09-29 23:29:00囧....差好多
作者: newbieha 2007-09-29 23:29:00
肛得好XD
作者: hsnuray 2007-09-29 23:29:00
你买的是牛奶吧?XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 牛奶是白色的喔
作者:
royhsia (转档真是大哉问)
2007-09-29 23:31:00XD
作者: APUU 2007-09-29 23:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
urdie (凵尺口工巳)
2007-09-29 23:34:00店员:等等!我去找五楼来!
作者: cathyting (cathy) 2007-09-29 23:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: minground 2007-09-29 23:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: echelen (左撇子) 2007-09-29 23:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 天阿我肚子好痛
作者:
tawei229 (DADADADADADADADA)
2007-09-29 23:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD肛肛好
作者:
ehrlich (云思24)
2007-09-29 23:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shadowmoon 2007-09-29 23:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: koyako (恩恩) 2007-09-29 23:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: reka (栗卡) 2007-09-30 00:02:00
XD有笑到...
作者: riku (深海水舞星) 2007-09-30 00:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
l791016 (瓦特)
2007-09-30 00:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: natsumi0416 (问题出在自己) 2007-09-30 00:09:00
给他爆吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wantcoco 2007-09-30 00:10:00
肛了它 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
wanger (wanger)
2007-09-30 00:21:00靠杯....太爆笑了吧....
作者: CYFJames 2007-09-30 00:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推到爆吧!
作者:
kizu1124 (\( ̄ー ̄;) >)
2007-09-30 00:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cactus22 (cactus) 2007-09-30 00:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Tenging (菜鸟)
2007-09-30 00:29:00XDDDD
作者: tunya704 2007-09-30 00:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太夸张了XDDD
作者: ictttu (steven) 2007-09-30 00:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑
作者: hippopotamas (河马一只) 2007-09-30 00:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: meril (meril) 2007-09-30 00:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ilww (天气不错...) 2007-09-30 00:34:00
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
music11162 (C'est La Vie(这就是生活)
2007-09-30 00:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD害我差点被我室友送去精神病院
作者:
ghusd77 (14793)
2007-09-30 00:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: housecat (宅猫) 2007-09-30 00:43:00
征求勇者月工便当...
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: differe94nt 2007-09-30 00:53:00
香名的命!!!!
作者:
lolikung (干么查我?)
2007-09-30 00:53:00肛肛好
作者: jaiyalas (银河铁道囧囧囧) 2007-09-30 00:57:00
旧制涨..XDDDDDDDD
作者: faczzona 2007-09-30 00:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yipy 2007-09-30 01:02:00
店员:等等!我去找五楼来!
作者: nickzn 2007-09-30 01:04:00
太扯了。。。。XDDDD
作者: YilanRay (光影迷思) 2007-09-30 01:06:00
要肛几分钟才刚刚好?
作者: nvbear 2007-09-30 01:13:00
XDDDDDD真夸张
作者: tbc666 2007-09-30 01:14:00
店员:等等!我去找五楼来!
作者: nccq 2007-09-30 01:17:00
笑在口里 甜在心理
作者: rimwumcc (翔) 2007-09-30 01:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
shinome (宅化中的腐麻糬)
2007-09-30 01:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: y603amy3 (y603amy3) 2007-09-30 01:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: beatrizjuan 2007-09-30 01:29:00
只有乡民才懂的爆点啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
YKai 2007-09-30 01:37:00一共肛了65次 XD
作者: whatisreal 2007-09-30 01:38:00
[超干]帮客人微波热狗要被 月工~
作者: nightcomes (风不平浪不静) 2007-09-30 01:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sunnylex (存P币救台湾) 2007-09-30 01:59:00
肛肛好
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tennis (诺亚方舟) 2007-09-30 02:08:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ielaw (拥抱胜过千万语) 2007-09-30 02:12:00
肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~肛了它~
作者: ladyevee 2007-09-30 02:17:00
还没爆耶~扛了他XD
作者: greendragonx 2007-09-30 02:23:00
超好笑啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
grop (飞呀 飞呀 小黑侠)
2007-09-30 02:26:00原po想肛店员
作者:
littlesafe (小(ㄊㄨㄟˇ)安(ㄎㄨㄥˋ)
2007-09-30 02:26:00笑在心里 爆在便当里
作者: timchung 2007-09-30 02:26:00
XD...笑死...乡民当太久
作者:
gilolo (自然色)
2007-09-30 02:27:00差点萤幕上就有我口中的饮料了…
作者: ielaw (拥抱胜过千万语) 2007-09-30 02:30:00
各单位注意~这里快要被肛暴了~快让它暴肛吧
作者: whatisreal 2007-09-30 02:30:00
[努力]月工好推一个99
作者: badturtle 2007-09-30 02:31:00
肛了他 = ="
作者: whatisreal 2007-09-30 02:31:00
微波太久真的会爆~被爆米花打过= =
作者: teoteo 2007-09-30 02:32:00
超好笑啦 给它爆 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: whatisreal 2007-09-30 02:32:00
没爆吗??继续月工........月工女子
作者: whatisreal 2007-09-30 02:34:00
爆了~我月工到自己了>口<
作者: Doris707 2007-09-30 02:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fancyrex (4℃) 2007-09-30 02:53:00
我笑翻了...............
楼主: pttlz (工蚁) 2007-09-30 02:56:00
头爆感言: 感谢大家的支持.ptt待这么久,头一回爆了
作者:
r5252 (邱于玥心灵塔罗)
2007-09-30 02:57:00XDDD
楼主: pttlz (工蚁) 2007-09-30 02:57:00
心中高兴不是因为爆了,而是这篇证明我已是ptt百分百的乡民
楼主: pttlz (工蚁) 2007-09-30 02:59:00
更高兴的是,那个被肛的便当........真 的 很 好 吃
楼主: pttlz (工蚁) 2007-09-30 03:00:00
乡民万岁 ptt万岁~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~咦?乡民们呢??????????????????????
作者:
jyunwei (jyunwei)
2007-09-30 05:53:00为什么本来没笑想了三十秒那情景就笑了XD
作者: ainne 2007-09-30 08:24:00
中毒太深了~~ XDDDD
作者:
Johhan 2007-09-30 09:03:00这个后劲好强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2007-09-30 09:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: weijen1027 2007-09-30 09:52:00
不推不行XD
作者:
ligar ( 影-小美女时钟)
2007-09-30 10:15:00喷了 XD
作者: reliberathe (白目大学生) 2007-09-30 10:49:00
XD太好笑了XDDDDD 肛了他~肛了他
作者:
hyelim (没什么好怕的 XDDDD)
2007-09-30 11:38:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太扯了啦
作者: dsch (Boris) 2007-09-30 12:06:00
XDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
parcae (=parcae=)
2007-09-30 12:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: FUNic 2007-09-30 13:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 肛得好﹗
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 赞!
作者:
inale (谢小多)
2007-09-30 13:39:00XD
作者: Kapenza (Kapenza) 2007-09-30 13:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哇哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Satosss 2007-09-30 14:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
h2ono1 (水哥)
2007-09-30 15:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jwcs 2007-09-30 15:34:00你赢了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
我现在和我先生说话...也都说"肛了他!!"...A害
作者:
flylover (Where's my time)
2007-09-30 16:30:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: PacificBlue 2007-09-30 17:36:00
XD
作者: WXIII (追忆编-神作) 2007-09-30 18:49:00
月工月工女子XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
dormice (MJ KING OF POP )
2007-09-30 19:03:00孩子,书可以多念,ptt不可以多上,不要整天肛来肛去
作者: stoptalking (达) 2007-09-30 19:12:00
超好笑的啦
作者: fsummery 2007-09-30 19:35:00
好笑
作者:
onlywei (.........)
2007-09-30 19:48:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MMQSben 2007-09-30 20:32:00
XDDDDDDDDD超爆笑
作者: irenepei (irene) 2007-09-30 20:44:00
XDDDD 太扯啦
作者: qq16630068 2007-09-30 21:05:00
哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
NoCanDo (没法度)
2007-09-30 21:19:00我虚脱了..
作者: HATEFISH 2007-09-30 22:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
我笑了很久 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: calamorum (小药) 2007-09-30 22:09:00
笑翻在电脑前 XD
作者:
lucifier (lucifier)
2007-09-30 22:16:00肚子好痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: feather585 2007-09-30 22:28:00
肛了他XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: axyl 2007-09-30 23:36:00
干.....讲电话忍住不笑又一发.....XD