楼主:
deny0022 (不要问~你会怕!)
2007-06-17 19:32:50有一天上课的中堂下课.我正在和同学喇赛
突然我一位女性同学(A)冲进教室
劈头就问我有没有卫生纸((而且一脸惊慌样))(￣□￣|||)a
我就拿了刚加油送的抽取式卫生纸整包给他
就这样又过了一堂课....这位女同学才走进教室
而且把我整包卫生纸都用完 (．＿．?)
我:哇靠..你是烙赛在裤子上吗?整包都用掉 (￣ー￣；)
A:疴..哪是ㄚ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
我:不然勒..该不会是........好朋友暴走吗 >//////<
A:偷偷跟你讲喔..你如果讲出去.我会杀了你 (／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧
我: m ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
A:刚刚我嗯嗯到一半..我牛仔裤后面口袋的手机...掉下去了
而且就正中央插在便便上 ˋ(′_‵||)ˊ
A:所以我只好跟你借卫生纸沾水..慢慢擦掉阿 ╮(﹀_﹀")╭
我:哈哈哈哈...就当我笑翻的时候........
((另一个B男同学走过来))
B:女同学...你手机可以借我吗?我手机没电了
A:疴.............
B:拜托啦..我要打给我女朋友..不然他会杀了我
A:((只好硬著头皮)) 手机 ((递))
我:o(‧"‧)o (((疯狂憋笑ing)))
B:喂..宝贝阿..!@#$%^&* (讲了三分钟)
B:谢啦...手机还你..你的手机怎么会有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!!
B:谢啦...手机还你..你的手机怎么会有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!!
B:谢啦...手机还你..你的手机怎么会有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!!
B:谢啦...手机还你..你的手机怎么会有臭豆腐的味道阿!!!!
A:疴...呵呵((傻笑))
P.s到现在毕业三年了...B同学好像还不知道臭豆腐怎么来的XDDDDDDDDD
作者: hiroki1023hk 2007-01-06 12:21:00
金胎歌XDDDDDD
作者: wjf (孤寂是我的座右铭) 2007-05-28 15:54:00
手机：我只是有点饿
作者: eeidos 2007-06-17 19:35:00
昨天吃了太多臭豆腐 昨天吃了太多臭豆腐~~其实5楼也有吃!!!
作者: dream0208 (哗啦啦) 2007-06-17 19:36:00
XD
作者:
yukil98286 (when you're gone)
2007-06-17 19:37:00今胎沟
作者:
QIIQ (ä¸ç°¡å–®)
2007-06-17 19:41:00XD
作者:
LsVCheN (保守扼杀天才)
2007-06-17 19:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bluealumi (阿噜米) 2007-06-17 19:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sseass (吸阿斯~) 2007-06-17 19:51:00
今胎沟+金谋良心 XDDDDDDD
作者: skydear 2007-06-17 19:54:00
正妹的便便没关系啦 ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
作者: cindyxie (辛蒂善良) 2007-06-17 19:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mykai (happy) 2007-06-17 19:58:00
手机:我想贾赛
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s110220 (s110220) 2007-06-17 20:05:00
嘘的是当事人
作者:
quiet123 (我就是喜欢 国父)
2007-06-17 20:06:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑喔 我的天阿
作者: gec 2007-06-17 20:07:00
手机:屋~ 我还有点饿~
作者: hliwe (最近吃素!!!) 2007-06-17 20:08:00
XSDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Melson (梅尔森)
2007-06-17 20:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fo60213 2007-06-17 20:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
s2846 (你家爆炸我没有哭)
2007-06-17 20:19:00哩金胎歌
作者:
beekchu (沉默。一种回应)
2007-06-17 20:19:00今胎沟XDDDDDDDD
作者: paperplane (paperplane) 2007-06-17 20:21:00
好恶心= =
作者: topsniper (燕人张翼德) 2007-06-17 20:24:00
这年头女生真恐怖，动不动就喊打喊杀的...~"~
作者: suwithlove 2007-06-17 20:36:00
有点恶
作者: eatnoodless 2007-06-17 20:38:00
阿~~哈哈哈~~~ 我快笑死了XD)))
作者:
supterw (小白)
2007-06-17 20:38:00...我是悠游卡 剩100多块送人了
作者:
hate56 (国境汁男)
2007-06-17 20:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
d80338 (珒)
2007-06-17 20:51:00手机果然是用来喇赛的～（烟）
作者: dioca13 (冬天要来了) 2007-06-17 20:58:00
沤买嘎!!
作者:
kimi1 (( ￣ -￣)y▂ξ)
2007-06-17 21:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: watew 2007-06-17 21:08:00
呵呵~
作者: maydaywe 2007-06-17 21:12:00
好恶喔....不舒服..但很好笑
作者:
selfhu (水管爆了)
2007-06-17 21:15:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好配合的五楼
作者:
ID2507 (时间好快)
2007-06-17 21:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
twooone (补习海)
2007-06-17 21:32:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tina115will 2007-06-17 21:41:00
金胎歌
作者:
richday (缤纷)
2007-06-17 21:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: durgon (durgon) 2007-06-17 21:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aprilfools97 (Pourquoi) 2007-06-17 21:44:00
好恶~
作者:
lee1126 (星巴克男å©)
2007-06-17 21:54:00手机果然是用来喇赛的←￣▽￣b专业!!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
orznge (欢雅)
2007-06-17 21:57:00手机果然是用来喇赛的←￣▽￣b
作者: alyson 2007-06-17 21:59:00
恶 >"<
作者: sealegs (妖孽) 2007-06-17 22:01:00
手机果然是用来喇赛的←￣▽￣b专业!!!!
作者:
newest (C'est la vie~)
2007-06-17 22:02:00手机果然是用来喇赛的←￣▽￣b专业!!!!
作者: fishnurse (不要太美丽，要平凡相依) 2007-06-17 22:12:00
好恶XD
作者:
bubblet (泡泡)
2007-06-17 22:23:00........替男同学默哀
作者: hijenou 2007-06-17 22:29:00
XD
作者:
hate56 (国境汁男)
2007-06-17 22:33:00太恶了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovees0722 (离开上海时...请带我走) 2007-06-17 22:40:00
看来你朋友(A)喜欢吃臭豆腐唷.....
作者: elva781103 2007-06-17 22:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fmckevin 2007-06-17 22:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我~笑~了~Y
作者: biolife 2007-06-17 22:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 臭豆腐的味道阿!!
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2007-06-17 22:54:00XD
作者:
hxk (hxk)
2007-06-17 22:56:00好恶~XDDDDDD
作者: cycu0315 2007-06-17 22:59:00
XDD
作者:
kevincc (( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ)
2007-06-17 23:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~恶~我吐了= =
作者: vivine (噗噗噗I) 2007-06-17 23:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tv2177 (PorcoRocco) 2007-06-17 23:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mayoee (没有意义) 2007-06-17 23:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
debris (人如其ID)
2007-06-17 23:11:00好恶心 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jb 2007-06-17 23:33:00
XDDD
作者: sadgorilla 2007-06-17 23:34:00
妈啊...我的宵夜...
作者: Luffy1005 2007-06-17 23:50:00
我正在吃臭豆腐啊~~~(恶)
作者: pilidolphin (竹) 2007-06-17 23:52:00
我朋友也有一只屎机
作者: infamy (剪不断，你还乱) 2007-06-17 23:59:00
手机果然是用来喇赛的←￣▽￣b专业!!!!
作者:
belldany (QQ跑得快)
2007-06-18 00:32:00B:宝贝..bye,亲一个欧((((((啾))))))
作者:
miboo (咪哺)
2007-06-18 00:35:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ltmqw 2007-06-18 00:40:00
这股屎气，就给同学先帮忙吸一吸了
作者: YATEN91335 (我拖 我拉 我拖拖拉拉) 2007-06-18 00:48:00
好恶心XDDDD
作者: tracewind 2007-06-18 01:05:00
这年头..................
作者:
nainjan (万年潜水的年糕)
2007-06-18 01:05:00XD好妙喔
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jevix (过气小菜尉)
2007-06-18 01:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有股臭臭的哀伤~ = =+
手机果然是用来喇赛的..喂..宝贝阿..!@#$%^&*
作者: lucky17 (象棋? 先拿100两来吧xD) 2007-06-18 01:26:00
手机果然是用来喇赛的←￣▽￣b专业!!!!
作者:
CowYao (dashb)
2007-06-18 01:34:00金胎歌 XDDDDD
作者: sample (sample) 2007-06-18 01:35:00
手机果然是用来喇赛的←￣▽￣b专业!!!!
作者: lalune 2007-06-18 01:44:00
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作者: louisiverson (月半) 2007-06-18 01:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jacking 2007-06-18 02:03:00
手机果然是用来喇赛的←￣▽￣b专业!!!!
作者: sukorumori 2007-06-18 02:06:00
手机果然是用来喇赛的←￣▽￣b专业!!!!
作者: dearwith (RELA) 2007-06-18 02:55:00
好恶喔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: chiya666 2007-06-18 05:05:00
真的好恶啊~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Cyanite (超龄男孩)
2007-06-18 10:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vinita (红豆) 2007-06-18 10:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: freesound 2007-06-18 11:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
女同学:你答应不说的!现在竟说给这么多人知道!我杀了你!
作者:
pony666 (不要踩到我)
2007-06-18 11:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: place123 2007-06-18 12:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好恶心阿XDD
作者: eric97979 (EricC) 2007-06-18 12:28:00
金胎歌!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
allure1 (allure1)
2007-06-18 13:25:00XDXDXD
作者:
mgkmrmgi ("M&M'S")
2007-06-18 14:13:00真好笑
作者:
hsying (徐太)
2007-06-18 14:40:00好好笑....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Jeff777 2007-06-18 14:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
s210621 (大丈夫だ、问题ない!!!)
2007-06-18 14:53:00..............................好恶
作者: ATSEVEN 2007-06-18 15:09:00
大王请赐屎
作者:
FCKDIY (咕)
2007-06-18 16:48:00XD
XXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD 你同学金胎勾.
作者: fangdog85 2007-06-18 17:39:00
XDDDD好恶心XDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: streamer09 2007-06-18 18:45:00
噗，好好笑.....
作者: weibouche 2007-06-18 19:34:00
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ringo543 (雷龙出国了~~帐号代管中)
2007-06-18 20:21:00好脏XDXDXD
作者:
ryan11 (我叫雷恩)
2007-06-18 20:26:00XD
作者: clairenow 2007-06-18 20:30:00
本日最胎歌!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maydaymm (Lun) 2007-06-18 20:32:00
金胎哥...
作者: yet78612 (TT) 2007-06-18 21:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Areas (从少女到欧巴桑)
2007-06-18 22:22:00XDXDXDXD 笑到飙泪了！！ 这年头别随便跟别人借手机...
作者:
HOTONY 2007-06-18 23:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)
2007-06-20 02:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qetuobay (躺在草地看星空) 2007-06-22 00:54:00
拳五郎：你已经死了
恶爆了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: caitaogui (菜桃桂) 2007-06-22 11:40:00
哈哈,整个很好笑
作者: a8757140 2007-06-22 16:59:00
还好没在吃东西....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jay117229 (Bboychen2) 2007-06-29 01:59:00
臭豆腐吃太多...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ordinarynai 2007-07-01 19:32:00
原来是大便口味的臭豆腐...
臭豆腐....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bananers (给我一个痛快)
2007-07-15 23:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD