今天第一天上班
好紧张 做服务业当然是服务客人阿
主管看到我 像木头一样
于是教我说 看到客人要带场
如果要上厕所就说 化妆室在哪
嗯嗯 我明白了
前方来了一位客人
=============以下是我跟那客人的对话============
我:‘您好,有需要帮忙吗,我可以为您服务’
客人:‘我要上洗手间’
我:‘好的,需要擦屁股吗’
现场员工加客人主管近50人
瞬间全部安静 时间停顿三秒后
我醒了 客人点醒了我 她说:‘谢谢 我自己来就可以了’
她的脸对着我说 你变态阿
我的内心也回复了她的表情
我不是变态 我不是
主管走到我身边安慰我说:
‘人难免有失误,不用特别在意
下次别问要不要擦屁股
需不需要卫生纸比较重要 知道吗’
但是我还是很想呐喊
我真的不是变态
我不是>.<
作者: skill91002 (有为) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zhenyuan (大好きって叫びたい!!)
2007-02-03 01:01:00心有戚戚焉..所谓服务业就是替客人擦屁股的行业
作者: DeepRiver226 (我是深呵) 2007-06-09 23:18:00
哩金便态
作者:
ym45 (薯条姐姐)
2007-06-09 23:19:00哈哈哈哈 擦屁屁
作者:
kkhot (小毛)
2007-06-09 23:19:00XD~~~不知道为什么~~我大笑了
作者:
TonyQ (自立而后立人。)
2007-06-09 23:19:00哈哈哈哈 真是服务周到 XDDD
作者:
asklove (♂天使气息)
2007-06-09 23:19:00变态
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
无心之言常反应内心...承认吧!!原po很想帮人擦屁股
作者: aretas 2007-06-09 23:21:00
潜意识的欲望在受压的时候最容易表露出来
作者:
pommpomm (澎大海)
2007-06-09 23:21:00被点中笑穴 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: liufat (就是爱嘻趴) 2007-06-09 23:22:00
哪一家的服务餐厅这么好 我也去试试看 要帮我擦喔
作者: DeepRiver226 (我是深呵) 2007-06-09 23:22:00
==========以下开放跟原PO互擦屁股==========
作者: springx (swork) 2007-06-09 23:23:00
这篇后劲很强 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lethefish (fifi) 2007-06-09 23:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ellenway (自由自在。) 2007-06-09 23:24:00
哈哈哈哈哈,这篇真的后劲很强
作者: liufat (就是爱嘻趴) 2007-06-09 23:25:00
我已经报名了 卫生纸(丢)
作者: he41p2 (马英丸) 2007-06-09 23:25:00
.........明天有个擦搂~
作者: roupa (roupa) 2007-06-09 23:25:00
哈哈.....好好笑...
作者:
inhan (积极进取的小进)
2007-06-09 23:25:00命你为擦屁服人员 卫生纸抱好
作者: yunkai (好人男当) 2007-06-09 23:26:00
男生小便你能帮他做什么服务呢
作者:
mrkey (è·é›¢å¤ªé æ€å¿µå¤ªè¿‘)
2007-06-09 23:29:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bjfifi (we share the same sun) 2007-06-09 23:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bc1007 (这世界好乱)
2007-06-09 23:34:00好的~麻烦你
作者: za055138 (佚名) 2007-06-09 23:36:00
好的 请温柔一点
作者: wozxzow 2007-06-09 23:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cloudly (胖胖) 2007-06-09 23:38:00
好的~请温柔一点,麻烦你了 谢谢 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lucienilj (OPETH) 2007-06-09 23:39:00
这篇好笑
作者: Magnoliaceae 2007-06-09 23:41:00
XDDD
作者:
lee1126 (星巴克男å©)
2007-06-09 23:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rexboom 2007-06-09 23:42:00
超好笑的吧 XD 如果是男生要说 "请问要帮你抖一抖吗?"
作者: yuu1350600 2007-06-09 23:42:00
==============恭喜以上可以被圆po服务==============
作者: didila 2007-06-09 23:43:00
[超干] 今天餐厅有一个男服务生 想要插我屁股
作者: abkirai 2007-06-09 23:45:00
人家怕痛 请小力一点
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sos3366 (慢跑鞋)
2007-06-09 23:51:00XDDDD
作者: xiangfei0215 2007-06-09 23:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jeff731 2007-06-09 23:58:00
XD
作者:
qsasha (小花)
2007-06-09 23:58:00后劲的确很强 我笑了一个晚上了
作者:
Melson (梅尔森)
2007-06-09 23:59:001XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Megumi (爱思爱思)
2007-06-10 00:03:00你是变态(指)XDDDDDD
作者: rjpinnie (= =) 2007-06-10 00:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
elikey (平静充满干劲)
2007-06-10 00:05:00哩金变态 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cruisetree 2007-06-10 00:10:00
XD 但怎么觉得有点唬烂...
作者: jgnh 2007-06-10 00:18:00
好的~请小力一点...要不然会破皮
作者: sponge109 (orange) 2007-06-10 00:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: snoocatta (连呱呱) 2007-06-10 00:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 这篇后劲真的很强XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gee924 2007-06-10 00:35:00
XDDD 后劲超猛..太好笑了
作者:
slp (给我假期...)
2007-06-10 00:36:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
NiseMan (-.-a)
2007-06-10 00:37:00XD
作者: yujuichen 2007-06-10 00:38:00
唔...我爆笑了....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: peggy1116 2007-06-10 00:40:00
我这边有整包的卫生纸喔(丢)
作者:
i54106 (琳)
2007-06-10 00:42:00XDDDDDDDD笑死我XDDDD
作者: weyhihc 2007-06-10 00:42:00
哩金变态 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mail978 2007-06-10 00:44:00
有笑到...
作者:
selfhu (水管爆了)
2007-06-10 00:48:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kissy ( ) 2007-06-10 00:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD这好笑
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2007-06-10 00:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
rufechen (iRufe)
2007-06-10 00:55:00后劲真的狠猛XDDDDD哈哈哈
作者: a955060 (无头男尸) 2007-06-10 01:06:00
XXXXXXXXXXXXXD
请问要擦屁股吗??XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aoi1810 (rock葵) 2007-06-10 01:11:00
后劲真的狠猛XDDDDDDDDD
作者: StAKA (狗不理包子) 2007-06-10 01:11:00
天啊本日最好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bohun ( )
2007-06-10 01:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lives 2007-06-10 01:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yji304 (墨绿莫利)
2007-06-10 01:21:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SFuji (小C) 2007-06-10 01:36:00
太好笑了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: david6602ok (星爷来了) 2007-06-10 01:36:00
还好你的擦没卷舌音
作者:
beoni (go all the way)
2007-06-10 01:44:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Jda 2007-06-10 01:52:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yenpeichun 2007-06-10 01:57:00
XDDDDDDDD要抱了要抱了
作者: PNK3150 2007-06-10 01:57:00
请问这样的力道会太重吗(微笑)
作者: kobolin (哥布林) 2007-06-10 02:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Alkalinity 2007-06-10 02:24:00
狂笑....
作者: ttnsaw ( **●** ) 2007-06-10 02:39:00
XD
作者:
unreal6 (* huh?)
2007-06-10 02:41:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fxxkyou (母夜叉fork 叉你喔~~~) 2007-06-10 02:42:00
XD
作者:
changtai (征DVD(rip)动画交流)
2007-06-10 02:54:00XD 喷泪....
作者:
zop (ㄞ肝ㄞ肝~一元二十罐~)
2007-06-10 03:02:00这个好笑 XD
作者: okokptt (翔) 2007-06-10 03:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Bevinxxx 2007-06-10 03:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jzn (除旧)
2007-06-10 03:30:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: FlyBat 2007-06-10 03:41:00
XDDDD
作者: labasai 2007-06-10 04:13:00
我笑翻了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: starmage1999 2007-06-10 04:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
wasmemory (right/left)
2007-06-10 04:56:00有笑有推XDDDD
作者: ganlinlaosu 2007-06-10 05:05:00
你是变态XDDDD
作者: dreamroyc 2007-06-10 07:15:00
有笑有推
作者:
hschch ( )
2007-06-10 07:43:00哩金变态XDDDD
作者: ericssson (笑任) 2007-06-10 08:10:00
需要插屁股吗?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
k79514 (咂; <( ̄︶ ̄)>)
2007-06-10 08:40:00XDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: TOWA 2007-06-10 09:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hchwu (遇见)
2007-06-10 09:11:00XDD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2007-06-10 09:45:00XD
作者: lht2 (LHT) 2007-06-10 09:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kusoisstar 2007-06-10 10:19:00
你们可以成为好碰友,有囧到
作者:
quiet123 (我就是喜欢 国父)
2007-06-10 10:38:00服务真是周到
作者:
chongzhi (16888)
2007-06-10 11:00:00服务真是周到
作者: khalil (初心) 2007-06-10 11:01:00
丢肥皂!
作者:
pondera (草剑青)
2007-06-10 11:55:00这个有创意
作者: adai 2007-06-10 11:59:00
原PO金变态 想走后门
作者: phh72 2007-06-10 12:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑啦~~~~~~~~~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
liaocat ( )
2007-06-10 12:48:00太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iforme 2007-06-10 13:20:00
哇哈哈哈哈
作者: ilcha99 2007-06-10 13:26:00
XD
作者:
librann (Future?)
2007-06-10 13:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDd
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
twooone (补习海)
2007-06-10 14:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jennifer6 2007-06-10 14:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hate56 (国境汁男)
2007-06-10 14:16:00我笑爆了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Hano (ヽ(。⊿。)ノ)
2007-06-10 14:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ajoe0909 (Joe) 2007-06-10 14:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
edias (好想你)
2007-06-10 14:32:00这篇让我笑到爆XDDDDD
作者: s245687 (小猪) 2007-06-10 14:44:00
有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (缤纷)
2007-06-10 14:59:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: biolife 2007-06-10 15:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: onepieceQ 2007-06-10 16:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: j780305 2007-06-10 16:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: linellen (Ellen) 2007-06-10 17:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
shinome (宅化中的腐麻糬)
2007-06-10 17:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wennling 2007-06-10 17:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zz12 2007-06-10 17:48:00
XD
作者: seigi 2007-06-10 18:45:00
哩金变态
作者:
monfish (木鱼)
2007-06-10 21:12:00我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kanandapple 2007-06-10 21:43:00
XD
作者:
aacs0130 (æ¹›éˆ)
2007-06-10 21:45:00太有趣了
作者: brlauien (鱼儿鱼儿水中游) 2007-06-10 21:50:00
这真是太好笑的了XDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hoob (小书)
2007-06-10 23:11:00有笑有推
作者:
Mazer (Mazzy Desert)
2007-06-10 23:11:00XDD 笑到眼泪流出来~
作者: AKUne 2007-06-10 23:57:00
XD
作者:
musicz (Mr. Smile [#33])
2007-06-11 00:00:00XDDD
作者:
ashchen (时间你可以慢一点吗?)
2007-06-11 00:36:00大笑中!!!!
作者:
duduma (dudu睡得很爽)
2007-06-11 01:04:00笑死我了
作者: eric0621 2007-06-11 01:07:00
XDDDDDDD
作者:
bogeeyo ( )
2007-06-11 03:46:00需要插屁股吗?
作者: erikalien 2007-06-11 08:15:00
好的,需要擦屁股吗
作者: z3728 (古菲) 2007-06-11 09:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
作者:
needhp (AzaFish阿渣鱼)
2007-06-11 15:08:00XDDDDDD好好笑哦,下次请你帮我擦屁股好吗?
作者: imcbdcbd 2007-06-11 17:41:00
哩金变态
作者: alicecsq 2007-06-11 19:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
这个好猛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXD
XDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sibala1216 ( ) 2007-06-12 07:07:00
我笑好久 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: candycatwen 2007-06-12 12:58:00
XDDD
作者:
diabla (サンジ)
2007-06-12 13:13:00笑到被口睡呛到 XDDDDDDDDD
作者: dirugs 2007-06-12 17:12:00
好好笑~哈哈XD
作者:
protrek (普罗却克)
2007-06-12 21:54:00XD 让我想到花田一路的剧情~要擦屁股吗?(怨)
作者: ami0603 2007-06-13 11:43:00
太好笑了
作者: Jiuliano1412 (拥有) 2007-06-13 13:37:00
XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jay117229 (Bboychen2) 2007-06-18 01:41:00
哩金变态
作者:
chevylove (C'est ma vie)
2007-06-19 21:48:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ErinChu (含巨大长茎)
2007-06-22 20:36:00请问需要插屁股吗?
作者:
elliof (elliof)
2007-06-24 18:27:00插屁股 插屁股 插屁股 插屁股
作者: polite0420 (大家来下象/围棋) 2007-06-29 02:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~肚子好痛
作者:
eva0617 (构いません)
2007-06-29 17:05:00妈阿笑得我肚子好痛