话说有一天心血来潮，立志要用一个下午走路走到腿酸
于是东跑西跑的逛了好几间百货...
到了晚餐时间，饥肠辘辘又头昏脑胀的我饿得简直可以吞下一头牛
找了一间面店想来碗香喷喷的麻油面线...
进去坐好后，拿起菜单，勾了面线...
嗯...一碗才40元，应该量很少吧？(以北部的价位来看)
于是拿着菜单跑去问服务的阿姨...
“阿姨！请问一下你们这个面线还有没有别的尺码？”
“阿姨！请问一下你们这个面线还有没有别的尺码？”
那位阿姨一惊，“什么尺码？”(旁边的人回头望着我...)
我(脸色胀红)：“不不，我是说有没有大碗的？”
阿姨(笑)：“喔！是要大碗的是吗？有大碗的啊！”(说完转头，对着煮面师傅...)
“这边五号桌L号面线一碗！”
“这边五号桌L号面线一碗！”
“这边五号桌L号面线一碗！”
(瞬间全店的人都转头了)
我(>///////<)(小声)：“对...对不起，我想改成外带...”
好不容易面煮好，提了就仓皇逃走...
从此再也不敢去了...
作者: mnnmmn (狂张) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
2008 推推
作者: Hans14 (沉默反对派) 2007-03-07 23:19:00
XDD
作者: kakyun (烦人的小老鼠) 2007-03-07 23:20:00
阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
avecmoi (我们生活的风景)
2007-03-07 23:22:00好好笑＠＠
作者:
kose (高丝)
2007-03-07 23:29:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smalhead 2007-03-07 23:31:00
好笨啊XDDD
作者: pinkybeauty 2007-03-07 23:33:00
喷XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pinkybeauty 2007-03-07 23:39:00
下次直接跟她说"我要S号牛肉面"XDDD
作者: moonprince 2007-03-07 23:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovekanebo 2007-03-07 23:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
oks777 (oks777)
2007-03-07 23:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pttonly (pttonly) 2007-03-07 23:54:00
阿姨真幽默 XD
作者: cvup (be honest) 2007-03-08 00:02:00
L号面线....阿姨太幽默了吧
作者: koichi0531 (耀眼的黄衫～＊) 2007-03-08 00:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sweetjelly 2007-03-08 00:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: moonprince 2007-03-08 00:16:00
以后开面店，其实也可以这样标示耶XD
作者:
Hsiasy (不良牛Omen魔术师)
2007-03-08 00:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: GreatJay 2007-03-08 00:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shadowmoon 2007-03-08 00:26:00
试吃以后不能退喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ghostru 2007-03-08 00:29:00
阿姨有幽默感哦
作者:
zaqwsxcde (我们是台湾不是中华台北)
2007-03-08 00:30:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Meiyu 2007-03-08 00:39:00有笑有推XDDDD
阿姨~你以为你很幽默吗!?原PO明明要XXL的!!!!!
作者: KnightBridge 2007-03-08 00:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: KGustav 2007-03-08 01:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adar911 (It's My Turn! (￣︶￣)v) 2007-03-08 01:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXD
作者: sweetjelly 2007-03-08 01:28:00
"我们没有XXL喔!你的身材吃M就可以了啦!"
作者: sweetjelly 2007-03-08 01:58:00
因为突然想到买衣服时很多小姐也这么说啊XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: moonprince 2007-03-08 02:01:00
"我们没有XXL喔!你的身材吃M就可以了啦!" <-这句不错XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yuyemoon (榆叶＠HQ仁花厨)
2007-03-08 08:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yingyen 2007-03-08 08:47:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: quite0953 2007-03-08 10:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jia527 (就是这样) 2007-03-08 11:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eric04252001 2007-03-08 12:19:00
整个好笑到不行....
作者: cayting 2007-03-08 12:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smalhead 2007-03-08 12:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: seigi 2007-03-08 12:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hhh820 (妮妮)
2007-03-08 13:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
aassd (#‵︿′ㄨ)
2007-03-08 13:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
shinome (宅化中的腐麻糬)
2007-03-08 13:37:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cloverba (我在这里~请看见我~)
2007-03-08 15:27:00一整个好笑~XDDD...L号
作者: presbyterian (presbyterian) 2007-03-08 15:54:00
“这边五号桌L号面线一碗！” XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yet78612 (TT) 2007-03-08 15:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: curve 2007-03-08 16:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: monce (梦梦) 2007-03-08 16:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovekanebo 2007-03-08 16:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mushwu 2007-03-08 17:53:00
XD
作者:
Melson (梅尔森)
2007-03-08 19:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
“这边五号桌L号面线一碗！” XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: huande 2007-03-08 22:47:00
老板娘也挺妙的....
作者:
clallg (李小轮而)
2007-03-08 23:41:00XDD
作者: Kachen (卡臣) 2007-03-08 23:47:00
阿姨超幽默！
作者:
windaz (windaz)
2007-03-08 23:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ilovesomeone 2007-03-09 00:26:00
XD
作者:
meowhui (meowhui)
2007-03-09 12:17:00阿姨不错唷~ XD
也太幽默了吧 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: AKUne 2007-03-09 14:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ijb 2007-03-09 14:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 哪一家店PO出来,我要叫XL的.....
作者:
illlams (KOKI犯规!!)
2007-03-09 15:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jeychieh 2007-03-09 16:33:00
跟她说要XL的
作者:
sggs (请到consumer爬文)
2007-03-09 17:55:00有M跟N的吗？还是killer？ (乱入中)
作者:
shinome (宅化中的腐麻糬)
2007-03-09 18:08:00版标阿版标～XD
作者: puyo31320 2007-03-09 18:46:00
贺成为版标 XDD
作者: candycatwen 2007-03-09 19:01:00
XDD 好赞 XDD
作者: kingheros (拔辣熊) 2007-03-09 19:49:00
贺成为版标XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
stoub (蓝田)
2007-03-09 20:32:00XD
作者: OPpsyche (陆军三号) 2007-03-09 20:42:00
以后会看到店面门口的大小碗变成 s碗 L碗 XL碗
作者: kanggy ((我还在，只是热情不再)) 2007-03-09 21:26:00
超炫的啦 XD
作者: jojofat (只对♥小桃刚♥有感觉) 2007-03-09 22:00:00
XDDDDDDDD恭喜成为板标
作者: mikechan (梦话) 2007-03-09 22:02:00
XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
楼主: peachting (隔壁老王小孬孬) 2007-03-09 22:27:00
(惊!)谢谢大家<(_ _)>
作者:
oe (相信)
2007-03-09 22:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我可以要M的吗XD
作者: lizhg (水银) 2007-03-09 23:03:00
贺成为版标 XDD
作者: icaiad 2007-03-09 23:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kendawx (呦霍霍~)
2007-03-09 23:49:00我终于找到版标出处啦!!
作者: CEG1314 ((oo)) 2007-03-10 00:26:00
我终于找到版标出处啦!!
作者:
kizax (这不是最冷的国度)
2007-03-10 00:37:00我终于找到版标出处啦!!
作者:
blowing (我是谁)
2007-03-10 01:02:00我终于找到版标出处啦!!
作者:
mgzx ( )
2007-03-10 01:29:00我终于找到版标出处啦!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nous (过去不该回头。) 2007-03-10 01:33:00
阿姨不错啊，还知道大的是L..........XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
angelcute (什么时候轮到我呀...?!)
2007-03-10 10:04:00终于找到版标出处啦!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ptt112233 (ptt112233) 2007-03-10 10:57:00
天阿实在太幽默了 好好笑~~~~~
作者:
kcott (靠得住)
2007-03-10 11:05:00我终于找到版标出处啦!! >_<
作者: enajptt 2007-03-10 11:30:00
推荐这篇文章
作者:
BUymj (妙妙v(￣︶￣)y)
2007-03-10 12:58:00我终于找到版标出处啦!!
作者: starnightsky 2007-03-10 13:15:00
找到版标出处~好嗨 XD
作者:
proletariat (Die Ruinen von Athen)
2007-03-10 14:06:00看到推文才知道板标又换了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maywrann 2007-03-10 14:28:00
XD 版标
作者: KnightBridge 2007-03-10 15:10:00
贺成为版标!!XD
作者:
hatasky (水榭)
2007-03-10 17:16:00版标爆一下 别人才好找
作者: sassafras 2007-03-10 17:32:00
找到版标出处~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kizax (这不是最冷的国度)
2007-03-10 17:50:00我终于找到版标出处啦!!
作者:
rubyher (噜必吼)
2007-03-10 18:40:00“阿姨！请问一下你们这个面线还有没有别的尺码？”
作者: doll2004 2007-03-10 21:07:00
我终于找到版标出处啦!!
作者:
indigo351 (Oxalis holic)
2007-03-10 22:37:00终于找到版标出处啦!!
作者: dreamever 2007-03-10 22:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kitwos 2007-03-10 23:32:00
找到版标 一口一
作者:
sikiakaya (失去可能性的利迪少尉)
2007-03-11 00:11:00找到版标v(￣︶￣)y
作者: white8891 2007-03-11 13:30:00
版标找好久!!!!
作者: elmooooooooo 2007-03-11 14:45:00
贺!! 找到版标XD
作者:
kcetair (魔鬼就在细节里)
2007-03-11 16:14:00找到版标(乐)
作者: kenken0902 (裕) 2007-03-11 16:56:00
找到版标v(￣︶￣)y 原来是这篇阿~~
作者:
kose (高丝)
2007-03-11 17:41:00恭喜成为版标
作者: taofan 2007-03-11 18:05:00
我也是，终于找到了！XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BlackShieh (我的小朋友在飞翔) 2007-03-11 19:34:00
[庆贺]找到版标+1
作者: SummerShine 2007-03-11 19:38:00
找到版标v(￣︶￣)y 耶！
作者: endwind 2007-03-11 21:06:00
我终于找到版标出处啦!! ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 阿姨其实也是乡民
作者: zooooz 2007-03-11 21:30:00
找到版标了......找好久!!!!
作者:
circler (circler)
2007-03-11 21:36:00找到版标v(￣︶￣)y
作者: cctjtw (jimmy) 2007-03-11 22:34:00
我也找到了 Q_Q
作者: taakaa (王道的真心) 2007-03-11 23:10:00
泪推…终于找到了qq
作者: momocat (eyes on me) 2007-03-11 23:13:00
找了2天了(泪) 贺找到板标!!!!
作者:
orzisme (EM)
2007-03-12 01:07:00终于找到版标出处啦!!
作者: clover32 2007-03-12 01:44:00
版标爆一下 别人才好找
作者:
cacado (卡卡度)
2007-03-12 03:15:00还没爆 再来补 终于找到版标啦XDDD
作者:
kishin ( ^ω^)
2007-03-12 07:46:00终于找到了QQ
作者:
dayinout (day in day out)
2007-03-12 08:18:00为何差一呢?
作者:
lskd (呼~哈~)
2007-03-12 08:45:00原来这就是版标啊.....
作者: lalacow (PPTT大战神样) 2007-03-12 12:58:00
我终于找到版标出处啦!!
恭喜成为版标XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lillian20 (对阿对阿) 2007-03-13 23:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wumimeow (balabububalabu) 2007-03-14 21:05:00
有这么可爱的阿姨为什么会不敢再去 XD 透露一下哪家吧
作者: creamfish (Vermouth) 2007-03-15 02:33:00
我终于找到版标出处啦!!
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)
2007-03-17 02:00:00我终于找到版标出处啦!! 不过现在又换了@@
作者: waterflow 2007-06-29 19:58:00
阿姨… 也太好笑^^" 干嘛这样
作者: pces50123 2007-07-23 17:37:00
喷饭