Re: 我爸妈讲话真的很猛 wsc1494 PTT批踢踢实业坊

Re: 我爸妈讲话真的很猛

楼主: wsc1494 (111) 2007-01-26 22:45:57

我也来出卖一下家父母好了...
母:你爱我吗?
父:你很三八耶
母:你才四九勒
父:.....(沉默)...
母:我要是死了你可要对我守身如玉喔路边的野花你别采
父:....(沉默)....
母:你觉得要火葬还是土葬?? 火葬好了比较简单
父:....随便啦...
母:你觉得我的葬礼要不要订个价目表阿比如14999以上的白包送宽庭的毛巾
7999以上 14999以下就送法蝶的好了 7999以下就免送毛巾了
不过低消是1300
父:那你要不要干脆来跟中国信托推个联名卡算了还可以自动扣缴
母:阿...万一有大户怎么办??
父:那就送宽庭浴巾上面还刺名字缩写
母:也对耶那你拿到那笔白包可不要乱花喔要给我风光下葬
我好想要跟邓丽君葬在同一个墓园喔
父:...(又是一阵沉默)
母:老公阿我这么爱你你可别背叛我们多年感情喔
要不然我做鬼也要剪掉你的命根子
我要火葬喔你要记得
父:再吵...再吵把你烧一烧冲马桶

作者: duoen 2007-01-26 22:47:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: jumpingegges 2007-01-26 22:47:00

头推~~~看= = 我不是头推了!! 五楼的帮个忙骂一下一楼

作者: rebecca1226 (涡 :3) 2007-01-26 22:48:00

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作者: nienting (密逃) 2007-01-26 22:49:00

一楼你下巴掉下来囉~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ouy6977 2007-01-26 22:51:00

真妙的爸妈 ....

作者: cap (木矛木) 2007-01-26 22:52:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cloud7515 (殿) 2007-01-26 22:52:00

未进化的猴子是教育部长

作者: stoudemire (kevan) 2007-01-26 22:53:00

这是太阳拳,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

作者: Still28 (做死一条命) 2007-01-26 22:57:00

妙........

作者: magicsiren ( 四季) 2007-01-26 22:59:00

XDDDDDDD

作者: Hans14 (沉默反对派) 2007-01-26 23:00:00

XDDD

作者: happycoser (MIE) 2007-01-26 23:02:00

推你爸的最后一句XDDDD

作者: erilinda (直到我厌了为止) 2007-01-26 23:05:00

XDDDDDDD看到最后喷笑

作者: l1l1l1l1 (条码) 2007-01-26 23:11:00

囧...................................................

楼主: wsc1494 (111) 2007-01-26 23:13:00

楼上是转到什么版阿???

作者: waiko (CHANGe 2.0) 2007-01-26 23:13:00

看到最后我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: flyinDenmark (因为眉毛浓) 2007-01-26 23:13:00

母:冲之前记得为你的命根子默哀...

作者: dearain 2007-01-26 23:15:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: highmiao 2007-01-26 23:15:00

超妙~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

作者: windhiei (天锁斩月) 2007-01-26 23:15:00

你爸妈感情真好不知道是啥星座的

作者: kgj212 (Griffey) 2007-01-26 23:16:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

楼主: wsc1494 (111) 2007-01-26 23:17:00

都是射手...回楼上

作者: QoQ11 2007-01-26 23:18:00

XDXDXD 冲马桶阿!~~

作者: HukataNami (Neko) 2007-01-26 23:20:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: uniquechichi 2007-01-26 23:20:00

作者: oe (相信) 2007-01-26 23:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: point24 2007-01-26 23:25:00

酷碧了~~~难得找的到讲话比我爸妈更有趣的呵呵

作者: wulao 2007-01-26 23:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sulakyo (俗辣) 2007-01-26 23:32:00

恐怕你老爸的命根当天晚上就没了......

作者: FatherChang 2007-01-26 23:34:00

可怜的老爸...

作者: c6553461 2007-01-26 23:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Sileen 2007-01-26 23:35:00

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作者: meillian 2007-01-26 23:36:00

XDDDDDD

作者: quiet123 (我就是喜欢国父) 2007-01-26 23:38:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: LibraJJ 2007-01-26 23:39:00

听说.........蜥蜴有一双~?!

作者: sopi 2007-01-26 23:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: fechris (ORIGINAL PRANKSTER) 2007-01-26 23:44:00

笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: fabled ( ) 2007-01-26 23:44:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: place123 2007-01-26 23:46:00

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作者: ponce ( ponce ) 2007-01-26 23:55:00

作者: g41u04 (您是不是要查 "青春"? ) 2007-01-26 23:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD马桶

作者: mrcat (猫先生) 2007-01-26 23:57:00

你老爸一整个囧"吧 XDDDD

作者: iongjenq (雍正舞幽壑之潜蛟) 2007-01-27 00:24:00

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作者: polito (波力多) 2007-01-27 00:25:00

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狂推最后一句 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: DRUM013 2007-01-27 00:46:00

作者: noahxran (Pray, now.) 2007-01-27 01:40:00

哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: just16 (不停咀嚼著，爱和寂寞) 2007-01-27 01:59:00

价目表&冲马桶不错笑

作者: monce (梦梦) 2007-01-27 02:11:00

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作者: salance 2007-01-27 03:05:00

推白包的低消 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Zofia2000 (畜牧业-全球暖化元凶之一) 2007-01-27 05:35:00

再吵...再吵把你烧一烧冲马桶

作者: kcetair (魔鬼就在细节里) 2007-01-27 11:23:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: SuperTaco (TO-FU OYAKO) 2007-01-27 12:42:00

推 “再吵...再吵把你烧一烧冲马桶” XDDDDD

作者: noviage (涵涵) 2007-01-27 13:38:00

作者: newsoulth (踬滞 girl) 2007-01-27 14:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD很可爱的爸妈阿

作者: asangel (单号的逆袭) 2007-01-27 14:44:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dawo (马照跑，舞照跳) 2007-01-27 16:19:00

冲马桶笑死我了 XD

作者: st3001 (st) 2007-01-27 17:00:00

太可爱了啦XDDDDDD

作者: sabinakao 2007-01-27 17:06:00

作者: wykao (我不是正妹!!) 2007-01-27 17:09:00

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作者: sportsyzm 2007-01-27 17:55:00

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作者: powerki (powerki) 2007-01-27 17:59:00

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作者: loridog 2007-01-27 18:24:00

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作者: argerichy 2007-01-27 21:54:00

你父母好浪漫 >///<

作者: alex800813 (L) 2007-01-27 23:10:00

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作者: mycookie (我饼干) 2007-01-28 00:21:00

最后一句笑死我

作者: cellojo (cellojo) 2007-01-28 01:04:00

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作者: littlechiang (æ±Ÿæ±Ÿ) 2007-01-28 02:56:00

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作者: amykao 2007-01-28 13:21:00

请问你们家是客家人吗?

作者: SiriusLupin (日光) 2007-01-28 14:16:00

XDDDDDD

作者: lovy (谁说太阳会找到月亮) 2007-01-28 16:41:00

作者: lpcxul4 2007-01-28 18:08:00

看到冲马桶笑翻啦 XD

作者: virginia1218 (羽晴) 2007-01-28 23:06:00

有人跟我一样把最后一句看成浇一浇冲马桶吗@@?

作者: MoodyMood 2007-01-29 02:21:00

最后一句真的笑死我了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: zhou (斌拉登潜水壳) 2007-01-30 00:03:00

XDDDDD

作者: bc0960 2007-01-30 20:45:00

作者: liuyenliang 2007-01-30 23:43:00

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作者: bluemidnight ( â˜… æœ”æ–¹ â˜…) 2007-02-03 02:42:00

很闪啊其实~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: eva0617 (构いません) 2007-05-01 17:52:00

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