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楼主: InDoF4 (督噜督噜赌噜督噜大大大) 2006-12-30 16:11:18

昨天才发现
原来我是个金玉其外，败絮其中的人
虽然每天都穿得人模人样出门
但其实我已经五天没大便了
就在今早我带着一个屎脸去上班时
才刚坐下来十分钟
突然觉得藏在我体内的大便似乎已经成熟
要破体而出了
“等等啊！至少先让我拿个卫生纸嘛！”
我心中大喊…这时真是分秒必争

作者: quietapple (糖渍苹果) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XXDD国会议员

作者: lazyshihyich 2005-01-01 02:34:00

国会议员XDXDXDXDXD

作者: godblessu 2005-01-01 04:36:00

XDDDD

作者: those0 2005-01-01 11:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: maytime (Rui～*) 2005-01-01 14:52:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我快笑死

作者: ABeChen (乖) 2005-01-01 16:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kikini916 (kikini) 2005-01-01 16:54:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kingintea (æ—¥å¼ç„¡ç³–ç¶ èŒ¶) 2005-01-01 20:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: reliveinfire (比猪还笨的低能儿) 2005-01-02 01:51:00

靠腰有好笑....尤其是os.....................

作者: lomeme 2005-01-02 10:54:00

哈哈哈哈哈.......笑死人了~~XD

作者: fdsvffst 2005-01-02 16:01:00

爆笑XD

作者: HitoeQueen 2005-01-02 21:48:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: reyana (あさまっく) 2005-01-03 00:02:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: shchin 2005-01-03 11:30:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cfy 2005-01-03 16:43:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD狂笑中...........

作者: pbii 2005-01-04 00:35:00

笑翻啦我!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: evart (Single．享受) 2005-01-04 02:28:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: guest1024 (正妹真麻烦) 2005-01-04 10:29:00

为什么要堆这么久，刚拉出来就可以马上冲水了...

作者: kangleis (抗累死) 2005-01-04 13:00:00

看到抽菸那段，我还以为会爆炸呢......

作者: garygod (好人战队囧连者) 2005-01-04 15:04:00

跟楼上一样..我想说点火后会有看头@@

作者: benedict0124 (AQUABUSER) 2005-01-04 23:32:00

............一爆炸，就没人选国会议员了...........

作者: skipwen 2005-01-05 00:03:00

靠腰..怎么可以这么好笑..我快笑死了..XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ashesnow 2005-01-05 02:33:00

我快笑死了哈哈哈我还以为只有女生会便秘咧

作者: lee7852 2005-01-05 18:08:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ipessimistic (哈哈) 2005-01-07 01:10:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: zhim (zhim) 2005-01-07 17:13:00

大肠: 这个局我布五天了

作者: ji3g4bp6 ( yo) 2005-01-07 20:56:00

作者: chshing 2005-01-07 22:46:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ada731 (一闪一闪亮晶晶) 2005-01-14 01:03:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: puddingko (大布丁小姐) 2005-01-19 00:18:00

我已经笑到快疯掉了

作者: tom192180 (tom510558) 2006-02-07 17:06:00

2011 12/07 笑死人了XDDDDDD

作者: weiojo3 ( ) 2006-02-08 21:01:00

2009/12/08 有笑有推

作者: crystal1026 (Peca*佩卡) 2006-02-09 22:37:00

2012/12/9XDDDD

作者: crystal1026 (Peca*佩卡) 2006-02-09 22:40:00

超级好笑不枉我朝圣一番

作者: lobabun (登不登多多) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8

作者: pennyhsiao (广阔的海) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈哈！只有国会议员才能拉出那种屎！超夸张的！

作者: senyek9527 0000-00-00 00:00:00

有点恶心...

作者: movesprite ( ) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

5天....算你行

作者: foxcatjen (我想逛costco......) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

= =" 看完肚子好痛...

作者: ezid 0000-00-00 00:00:00

笑点很大　笨点勒= =

楼主: InDoF4 (督噜督噜赌噜督噜大大大) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

笨点是我应该要po在joke板而不是po在笨板…

作者: ysliao (绿柚子) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

蛮恶心的

作者: edwin8293 0000-00-00 00:00:00

推低调的拉屎~~哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: giveUstars (大城市的游牧民族) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

冲水马桶主力脱出时马上冲一波会几乎没味道留下

作者: joson (麻波赖) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

楼上的您真内行！！

作者: shoeshoeshoe 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈，不过话说回来五天很久吗= =a

作者: liuchihying 0000-00-00 00:00:00

唉唷我的妈啊我疯狂大笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: drunkdog 0000-00-00 00:00:00

==========已下开放原PO竞选国会议员连署===============

作者: betrayme 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈哈哈，好好笑 XD

作者: BURNFISH (éš) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

@-@/

作者: jetly (阿璋) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

笑翻

作者: bullskoala (是我的海) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

虽然脏话很多但是写的好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: bbeyes0502 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈哈大家都很欢乐

作者: KGustav 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Arkiya (累葛 = =) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

屎男...

作者: kid1412sonic (迦蚋李奥那多) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈哈楼主是国会议员

作者: Carmelo3 ( 六甲おろし) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDD 国会议员XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: g41u04 (您是不是要查 "青春"? ) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

胎戈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Nvil (Ciao！) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈....原po的叙述超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: nk (除了累还剩下啥...) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

笨点有阿大便觉得臭我都会先冲一次再继续大所以原PO很笨

作者: Fooliggy (Angry Pig) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

推抓狂一族啦～～～～～

作者: Nvil (Ciao！) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

留下我还在马桶上莫名奇妙生气这句超可爱原po好可爱XDDDDD

作者: graybread 0000-00-00 00:00:00

笑到不行~~推很臭的大便

作者: tupacshkur (coalwood boy) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: fromwilda (chupan) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: arianda 0000-00-00 00:00:00

抓狂一族 ->http://tinyurl.com/rffgy

作者: JIMMY0723 (HIPPO) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

干!你拉的屎是香的喔

作者: hijenou 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈原po是抓狂一族的国会议员超好笑的

作者: babyqann (安) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

你真是贱...= =

作者: zo4 (我一天需要58小时) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kellychi (纪小妞) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: philxiao (Sting) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

看这篇会想捏鼻子XD

作者: dirkyo (小京) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑的啦

作者: nodefeat (讦六谯) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 屎到临头不吐不快啊

作者: angel6502 (仓木彻 TetsuKuraki) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ArgoNaut (Work Smart) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

好好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: s8910139 0000-00-00 00:00:00

我笑到不行

作者: asergh 0000-00-00 00:00:00

我笑到不行

作者: t19990517 (虾米) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

笑到不行原PO文笔太好了XD

作者: TURNON (Alt + 0160) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: inale (谢小多) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: place123 0000-00-00 00:00:00

挨唷我的妈押超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lenjoyn (带把的小乔) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

我要推那几句心中的OS~~

作者: HOYA0071 (假如我是你的王子) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: vickybabyfat (滋滋) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

真的很酷阿XDDDD

作者: wbs016 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: criscat 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDD 原po文笔太好了

作者: Samarladin 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 国会议员好^^

作者: CestLaV (光) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDD

作者: guhong (小瘦子) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

我笑了

作者: pearlymirror (主阿我爱你) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

想捏鼻子XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: jimho726 (jim) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

我觉得这篇比较适合黑特...

作者: lpcxul4 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: godofxbox (强权即真理) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: yobowinf (小五) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

唉呦怎么那么好笑肚子好痛哦XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

作者: meababa 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDD 看完狂笑.....

作者: qmei (活在当下) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈哈好笑好笑

作者: batis (贝提斯) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

狂笑阿~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: swampland (éŽåŽ»çš„æˆ‘éƒ½ä¸è¦äº†) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: takki750226 (乖乖) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

国会议员><~~XDDDDDDDD

作者: katiechu 0000-00-00 00:00:00

笑死我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: bookhello (Suwill) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: CaRaMac (不成比例) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: spalding 0000-00-00 00:00:00

笑到肚子痛了.....

作者: illvicky (春天春天~~) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD（干！你长得才好笑！）

作者: Coldfengzi (Coldfengzi) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

马桶︰这个局我已经布了.....

作者: eggimage (目前没有名片) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDD 第一段的论点就很莫名其妙了 XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Bernstein (人微言轻) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

不愧是印度F4，大便也嘟鲁嘟鲁大大大～

作者: muqwerty (苦命小超人) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈~~推本日最好笑XDDDDD

作者: somehow121 (Harmony) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDD 看到第四行就笑了

作者: Tearjerkes ( 梦中梦) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

嗨　国会议员　XDDDDDDDDD

作者: yease 0000-00-00 00:00:00

原来就是你...

楼主: InDoF4 (督噜督噜赌噜督噜大大大) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

啊？我被认出来了吗？难道你是扫厕所的欧巴桑？对不起啦@@

作者: lovesmemory 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈，好笑

作者: sushure 0000-00-00 00:00:00

妈呀~怎么会这么好笑~~~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: andrewz 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: utmua (utmua) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

看到这篇文章，明天你同事就知道你是国会议员了...

作者: bc0960 0000-00-00 00:00:00

推国会议员

作者: DirToshiya 0000-00-00 00:00:00

笑死我 XDDDDD

作者: sinnmon (啦啦啦) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: minason (君子一言驷马难追) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈国会议员~~~~~

作者: wonderlands (我亲爱的偏执狂) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈哈哈ㄏ哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈ㄏ哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: burbun (It's 啵棒) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mimilau 0000-00-00 00:00:00

我笑到一直抖哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: CitizenDildo 0000-00-00 00:00:00

噗噜噗噜噗噜噗噜大大大~~~~

作者: AchiU16 (Ask For More Rest) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: hisehise9707 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈哈阿哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: Cypresslin (啊哈哈~~) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: c6553461 0000-00-00 00:00:00

我校好大声喔 XD 哈哈

作者: ukyolee (.) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: saintchris 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: LINKINFANS 0000-00-00 00:00:00

国会议员......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: xxctsd (喔.....也还好) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我只能一直笑了..

作者: snakeh89232 (低海拔青年) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: blueyork (小猴君) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哩金胎歌

作者: angelaamor (那塔楼窗户里的烛光熄灭) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

超好笑XD

作者: yukinana (Yukina) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

笑啦XDD

作者: bliizzard (精采不亮丽) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

你的大变跟佛利札一样，有三段耶y

作者: crosstrail (你说呢?) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈哈超好笑的狂笑到肚子好痛

作者: BleuCiel69 (笑咪咪闪电拳) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: popome 0000-00-00 00:00:00

太好笑了

作者: master7878 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我笑到流泪了

作者: tokoting 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD其实我也是国会议员><

作者: LBgod (这是暱称) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

推爆它吧~~

作者: raindayla (铁马少女) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好好笑肚子好痛啊

作者: cherry313 (快来给我请安) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: allfar (请善心人士给我钱赌博XD) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

HAHHAA...HAA..AH.A..太好笑了^^<---听到大便两个字会笑的很开心的人

作者: reico0727 (席巴女王陛下) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

国会议员～～～XDDDDDDDD

作者: sundy1883 (BMM) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ryo2006 0000-00-00 00:00:00

超好笑狂推

作者: ohlajun (卷卷老师) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: yammilk (几个人能做到?) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

文笔好笑＋　国会议员　　一整个笑翻

作者: hikionly (上班下班上班下班上班下) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 不过为什么是国会议员阿?

作者: kurarun (kurarun) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

我看到标题就笑出来了

作者: qetesh (qetesh) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

同事也有看过抓狂一族哈哈哈太好笑了XDDDD

作者: domotoyukali (ゆかり) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: those0 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: siori (交深言浅) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

国会议员真的很好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Giuplcda 0000-00-00 00:00:00

os真是经典啊!

作者: kidconan (Live最高!!!) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

妈呀..我笑到倒在床上了...还喷泪了XDDDDDDDDD

作者: nojoewu (习惯性沉默) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: guhong (小瘦子) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

笑的我好难受

作者: f18811881 0000-00-00 00:00:00

大便系列要M起来XDDD

作者: nobc22 (残念....) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: asami (é˜¿æ’’ç±³) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: hosen0036 (lunarian) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

推国会议员

作者: lanyangyu (A Piece of Summer) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

爆好笑~~大推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lu3yao (放空之神) 0000-00-00 00:00:00

被我赶出体外的恶魔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: matlov 0000-00-00 00:00:00

我笑到爆啦

作者: matlov 0000-00-00 00:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2006-03-20 19:53:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: LsVCheN (保守扼杀天才) 2006-07-10 10:24:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: wj06 2006-07-10 11:15:00

xddddddddddddddddddddd

作者: taisei (爆米花) 2006-07-27 21:31:00

笑翻了啦...脸部有点抽筋...

作者: doit1911 (走路) 2006-07-28 00:42:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: BaoC (Next Step...) 2006-07-29 13:15:00

酷唷...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: h4501628 (心的距离) 2006-08-02 00:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: roejwp 2006-08-08 15:45:00

有点黑特＝＝可是还是很好笑> <

作者: Ivangelion (对祢殿宇的热诚把我耗尽) 2006-08-14 03:06:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: xxctsd (喔.....也还好) 2006-08-30 14:44:00

还是想推XDDDDD

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