还记得宿营的戏，"西游记"里有一段叫什么..."童子拜观音"什么的..??= =a
每次验戏的时候演到那里都会让我突然想到一位同学
想当初高中时，一下课都会朋友约一约一起去厕所上厕所的经验
不过大部分都在聊天打屁
有一次我跟几个朋友照惯例一起到厕所
为了方便...我暂时称这几个朋友代号
A同学跟B同学还有我三个人到厕所去
男生的厕所只要一下课小便斗几乎是客满，而且每一排后面还会排很多人在等
这次我们全都要上厕所，所以每个人排一排，示意图↓
J J J J ←小便斗
O O O O ←放著狂战士正在飙尿的男人(-防)
O O O O ←充满著即将爆发尿液的认真的好学生
O O O O →同上
↑ ↑ ↑
A同学 B同学 我
等了许久，终于到我们前面的人尿了(感动)
这时B同学从他前面那个正在享受男人飙尿的浪漫的人的背影发现他是我们班上的C同学
B同学:[咦!?这不是XXX吗?哈哈!!]然后一脸邪恶的奸诈样...看来他是想趁C同学正在狂战士而毫无防御且无法反抗的情况下
对他做出不堪的事情...(C同学由于在班上很好开玩笑所以B同学不会对他有所客气，反而有一点放水会对不起C同学)
这时B同学的手势做了出来...哇!这就是传说中的千年杀吗??
B同学集气集了三秒，然后就在这个时候!!!!
啪嚓!!B同学双手的食指跟中指竟消失在C同学的屁股上
这可真谓一阳指的最高境界，连南帝一灯大师都有过之而不及啊~~
[赣!!!!!!!!!]C同学的惨叫声响彻整个厕所
这声"赣"字的惨叫是真的相当凄零，一个男人所发出的惨叫声，而且叫到后面快结束时还转音为假音，最后以稍微沙哑的气声渐渐淡出
这沙哑可真是沙的刚刚好、哑的恰恰准，好一个完美的结尾
而C同学的脸型面目似狰狞似挣扎，眼球外凸泛血丝，咬牙切齿、面部抽筋，而脖子的静脉、动脉、淋巴结和神经全都出来探头
咦!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
C同学的脸???!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
!?!?!?!!??!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
赣!!他不是我们所说的C同学....................................................
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B同学就这样愣住...
然后这位无辜的"伪C同学"转过身来，然后一巴掌往B同学脸上打下去，骂了一声赣!然后一拐一拐的走掉
那个背影我想我ㄧ辈子都不会忘记，那充满耻辱、惆怅、黯然、销魂的背影
我国中一直无法理解的"朱自清""背影"一文中所表达的感情，这时我总算能够体会朱自清那时的感受了...看着他的背影远离，我流泪了...
那背影好黯然、好销魂啊...
而爆点呢??大概就是那位伪C同学尿到一半被捅得裤子上布满激发的泪液....
还有B同学被那沾满属于男人的浪漫的手一巴掌打在脸上......
作者:
jzn (除旧)
2005-01-11 04:02:00XD
作者:
firehand (firehand)
2005-01-11 04:03:00C同学~~纳命来~~凸
作者:
lenjoyn (带把的小乔)
2005-01-11 04:04:00听说我某高中强者同学在军训课时做过一样的事= =+
作者: allen70610 2005-01-11 04:14:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~半夜大笑中
作者: lanline (fly) 2005-01-11 04:21:00
好痛～～～
作者:
polar17 (熊)
2005-01-11 04:32:00XD
作者: DarrenTao (乡民) 2005-01-11 04:32:00
痛...
作者:
clhd 2005-01-11 04:37:00赣 害我狂笑 XDDDDDD
作者: tchky (tchaikovsky) 2005-01-11 04:39:00
沙的刚刚好、哑的恰恰准，好一个完美的结尾
作者:
sos3366 (慢跑鞋)
2005-01-11 05:38:00不推不行啊 XDDDD
作者:
wheels 2005-01-11 06:03:00KS!! 好样的学弟...你们现在也来这套啊....
作者: fatso 2005-01-11 06:07:00
干好酷!!!!!!!!!!
作者: duckie1121 2005-01-11 06:35:00
我的老天爷啊~~整个是笑到肚子超痛的!! XDDDDDDDD
作者: alanpipi 2005-01-11 06:57:00
怎么不是"喔".............那会更刺激XD
作者:
athomas (卖泪葬心(泪哭乾心已碎))
2005-01-11 07:00:00一早就大笑 今天心情会很好
作者: cctina (大眼睛小t) 2005-01-11 07:12:00
好好笑 >u<
作者: GreenNicky 2005-01-11 07:22:00
XD
作者: himurajacky (MilK) 2005-01-11 07:39:00
啊哈哈哈哈哈哈....
作者:
pest (这些分钟妳有没有想过我?)
2005-01-11 08:09:00手没有洗的一巴掌
作者:
Still28 (做死一条命)
2005-01-11 08:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: howshouw (好洨) 2005-01-11 08:32:00
空格少点 这绝是笔极品....(摇头)
作者: Luxemburg 2005-01-11 08:48:00
转音为假音 XDDDDDD
作者:
kendawx (呦霍霍~)
2005-01-11 08:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: biscuit125 (筑梦 逐梦 ) 2005-01-11 09:32:00
干～ 笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
imeder (i'm tired号：)
2005-01-11 09:41:00转音为假音 XD
作者: anrris 2005-01-11 09:47:00
超好笑 XD
作者: JasonSin 2005-01-11 09:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kingheros (拔辣熊) 2005-01-11 09:51:00
好可怜的伪C同学阿XDDDDDDD
作者:
iowaya 2005-01-11 09:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDdd
作者: st4123 2005-01-11 10:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ferryw 2005-01-11 10:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: always18 (欧伟士拾捌) 2005-01-11 10:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDD 好个朱自清 好个背影 ~~XDDDD
作者:
dhero (钢鉄の孤狼)
2005-01-11 10:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: klubin 2005-01-11 10:35:00
XDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
xien721 (野生的比较猛)
2005-01-11 10:52:00超好笑XDDD
作者:
mu0102 (老大mu)
2005-01-11 10:55:00赣！！！！！XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
delavino (德拉.危怒)
2005-01-11 11:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kodato (无非) 2005-01-11 11:25:00
XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
colorma (卡乐)
2005-01-11 11:45:00好好笑~XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
作者: Cheney0318 (等待时间的考验) 2005-01-11 11:46:00
赏你一个XD
作者: weiche216 2005-01-11 11:47:00
笑到翻过去了 XDDDDDDDDD
作者: fox3 2005-01-11 12:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mooninsnow 2005-01-11 12:10:00
好悲惨喔>口<
作者: f18811881 2005-01-11 12:10:00
赣~~~!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
end61728 (阿葵)
2005-01-11 12:34:00哈哈~
作者: newyorklions 2005-01-11 12:47:00
推啊~~
作者: abilet (Suchen) 2005-01-11 12:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DanielP 2005-01-11 13:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
dammbob ((D.T) Danny Tsai)
2005-01-11 13:26:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: desirefun 2005-01-11 13:36:00
超好笑的啊～～～
作者: mosquito3467 (Mosqui) 2005-01-11 13:46:00
干!看到认识的了~!!
作者: shiuan409 2005-01-11 13:56:00
可怜的伪C同学XD
作者:
thegod13 (thedog13)
2005-01-11 13:57:00我笑超久的阿阿阿阿阿XD
作者:
mlikcat (铁小姐)
2005-01-11 13:58:00超好笑.....XDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: uainken (宠物狂人╭(′▽`)╯) 2005-01-11 14:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ATAJDEM (小a)
2005-01-11 14:17:00好黯然好销魂的文笔啊 推一下推一下 XDDD
作者: mysterymo 2005-01-11 14:20:00
借转 谢谢
作者: starlone 2005-01-11 14:24:00
你为什么要代替c同学...
作者:
tretrefly (la papagala)
2005-01-11 14:43:00看不太懂
作者: brings (有胡子但不温柔) 2005-01-11 14:44:00
哈，还蛮好笑的，很生动XD
作者: Lorchune 2005-01-11 14:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Jessica9869 2005-01-11 14:59:00
超好笑的~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者: beatrizjuan 2005-01-11 15:08:00
文笔很赞啊 超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sharry (>.<)
2005-01-11 15:11:00笑超久的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
haggis (haggis)
2005-01-11 15:23:00文笔好妙XDDDD
作者:
hatasky (水榭)
2005-01-11 15:30:00有笨点.......
作者: ms1121 (几谜ㄉㄨㄚˇ几寸) 2005-01-11 15:53:00
重点是还没洗手啊!!!!!
作者:
bohun ( )
2005-01-11 15:55:00囧~~现在不是都叫千年杀
作者:
slex (黑奇很小狗!)
2005-01-11 16:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了
作者:
kyhsiuan (kyhsiuan)
2005-01-11 16:14:00你的文笔真的很棒呢～好好笑XDDD
作者: superior119 2005-01-11 16:14:00
狂笑中XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ayuandjack (小乐) 2005-01-11 16:19:00
XDDDDDD笑到翻掉 文笔真好!!!哈哈
好黯然好销魂啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gn00063172 2005-01-11 16:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gn00063172 2005-01-11 16:45:00
黯然销魂赣?
作者: eastsea 2005-01-11 16:48:00
好笑
作者:
HADYKID (王聪明)
2005-01-11 16:50:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者: bard614 (我肚子饿了~) 2005-01-11 16:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
trsa (☆小莎☆)
2005-01-11 17:06:00我笑到肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zforlong 2005-01-11 17:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: cathyting (cathy) 2005-01-11 17:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: krain1 2005-01-11 17:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kuo1102 (别来无恙)
2005-01-11 17:22:00段皇爷：要练我家的一阳指，你还未够班！
作者:
CRYM (芙凛兔)
2005-01-11 17:28:00文笔真妙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: clyden 2005-01-11 17:37:00
-.-我看成 那位伪C同学尿到一半被捅得裤子上布满激发的尿液
楼主: seeingrain (.........) 2005-01-11 18:03:00
那个激发的泪液是尿液没错，只是个暗喻
作者:
Roof37 (不爽= =")
2005-01-11 18:05:00报啊
作者: yiyun1125 2005-01-11 18:07:00
好北七XD
作者:
f575739 (冰月千影)
2005-01-11 18:08:00这真的是XDDDD
作者:
shell922 (Wayne)
2005-01-11 18:09:0098 快爆了
作者: boltsky (sky) 2005-01-11 18:11:00
XD
作者: peridot (tide) 2005-01-11 18:45:00
文笔实在是生动到不行呀XDDDDDDDDD
作者: bilif (一度赞+三得利) 2005-01-11 18:57:00
我以为C同学会突然括约肌松弛之类的勒~~~
作者: lsc69536 2005-01-11 20:34:00
我笑到肚子痛了
我国中同学做同样的事情,足足被打了十分钟...(?)
虽然很不道德不过我看到形容还是笑了 b下场也是罪有应得
作者:
spiritia (妳来世一定会过很好！)
2005-01-11 21:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
沙的刚刚好、哑的恰恰准，好一个完美的结尾 XDDD天啊
作者:
inale (谢小多)
2005-01-11 21:35:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: biteAss 2005-01-11 21:35:00
文笔真好推一下....狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kunbu 2005-01-11 21:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 在公司鳖笑好痛苦阿!!
作者:
ofkofk (执子之手，与子偕老)
2005-01-11 22:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: spfd (啊~就~暱称啊) 2005-01-11 22:52:00
请问~~~什么是验戏啊?
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)
2005-01-11 23:09:00XDDDDDDDDDD
笑死我啦~哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太好笑了
作者:
nsmmsn (nsmmsn)
2005-01-11 23:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: q8q 2005-01-12 00:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
superyas (绮贞~是女神)
2005-01-12 01:13:00看完鹦鹉后...伪C：这个局我布很久了!!!
作者:
bonny0512 ((ï¼â€µÐ”′)ï¼~ ╧╧)
2005-01-12 01:24:00我笑到脸抽筋了啦~~~
作者: pths40 (浪费时间) 2005-01-12 01:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: AchiU16 (Ask For More Rest) 2005-01-12 01:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DawnSunrise (旭旭) 2005-01-12 02:02:00
佳。
作者:
wchf8 (大熊宝宝)
2005-01-12 02:10:00XD 笑到肚子痛了
作者: how1earn 2005-01-12 02:16:00
好笑!!
作者: shandidi 2005-01-12 02:22:00
半夜狂笑吓到室友...借转感恩
作者: almedpaco (小说家) 2005-01-12 02:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: surec 2005-01-12 09:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (优选!)
作者: puma94210 (Bai) 2005-01-12 10:55:00
爆笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD肚子痛死我啦...囧...
作者: those0 2005-01-12 11:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
leocat (随风飘逝的小花)
2005-01-12 12:09:00XDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑的 你文笔真好XDDD
作者: licup 2005-01-12 13:59:00
笑死我 嘴巴好酸 XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2005-01-12 19:15:00
笑到肚子超痛的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nicemonkeyfa 2005-01-12 22:13:00
好好笑喔
作者:
candc46 (无聊鱼)
2005-01-12 22:44:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
siriusu (かがみは俺の嫁。)
2005-01-13 00:07:00XDDDD
作者:
ABeChen (乖)
2005-01-13 01:39:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
elle ( )
2005-01-13 03:52:00真有你的，忠实呈现了伪C同学毕生难忘的记忆XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: junesnow0301 (Let's do it!) 2005-01-13 09:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: OdieX 2005-01-13 16:49:00
肚子好痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 推沙哑的气音
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2005-01-13 18:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
uresi ( )
2005-01-14 13:37:00校死我了
作者: SummerShine 2005-01-14 16:35:00
好HIGH喔!!!!
作者: fluffy48 (( ‵_ゝ′)) 2005-01-14 18:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我肚子好痛DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: azulazul 2005-01-14 20:07:00
XD
作者: dragonsoul 2005-01-15 11:04:00
XD
作者: geo04 2005-01-15 16:36:00
那背影好黯然、好销魂啊...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BEF 2005-01-17 22:36:00
笑到翻掉 你同学真的太屌了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kamby 2005-01-30 14:28:00
哈哈 文笔真好 XD