楼主:
dryad18 (人好个是我)
2006-11-07 23:09:12首先,我发誓我真的不是我同学,绝非豪洨.
话说我高一的时候,
学校里有两位女教官.
一位是娃娃脸,
个子很小,
不过很凶.
另外一位
也就是教我们的那位比较高,
长的算满有味道(也就是有些人会觉得很正,有些人觉得普通或是很丑的意思.EX:安吉丽娜
琼莉)
重点是她的身材很不错,
尤其是臀部很翘,
她走路的时候腰又挺得很直,
加上教官的紧身裤,
从后面看真的是满性感的.
别跟我要图
我到大学才有黑白萤幕手机
更别说相机了
然后这里来介绍一下我同学
身高183up
体重....我不知道实际数字
但是绝对破120...
从正面看就是一个正三角形和反三角形合在一起那样
菱形都不足以形容就对了.
头发又黑又密
脸上像是月球表面...
这里并非侮辱人
但是说实话单纯看外表的话实在不讨喜
不过他为人不错
虽然我跟他不算有太多交集
但是根据其他同学说他是所谓的"动作片中盘商"
分享交流也不小气
有一天上军训课的时候
我们班被叫到教室外面做仪表操练
就是什么转身等的动作
由于班上顽劣份子不少
加上又是女教官
开开玩笑,起哄什么的在所难免
结果后来教官生气了
就要我们用那种非常标准的姿势立正站一堂课
她则是在队伍中间来回巡逻
站了约十多分钟
我开始听到有人在窃笑
连忙环顾左右
看到几个同学的眼睛都往一个地方看过去
于是我向左一看
看到了这个画面
我 教
同 O 官 O
学 O| ↓ O|
↓O| O O|
Ｏ| | O|
O|- O|
O| O|
O| O|
O| O|
O| O|
O| O|
O| O|
O| O|
| |
由于教官刚好是往上的方向
所以没有注意到
这时候也因为越来越多人发现
所以笑声逐渐变大
最后一发不可收拾
不知道哪个没良心的喊了一句
"靠杯,XXX勃起啦!"
全班终于崩溃的狂笑
教官这时候也转头发现
气得是脸红脖子
偏偏又不知道该怎么骂
这算是仪态问题还是动作不正确?
恼羞成怒的教官大概是想给我们一点教训
于是马上大吼
"全部给我站好!突击安检"
然后所有人就乖乖的站在教室外面
看教官一个个的翻书包
手机啊
漫画啦
电动啊
等等的违禁品一个个的被翻出来
当然也有所谓的"A片"
不过因为大家基本上都是自己烧录
所以光盘上是无封面的
不过所有人都心知肚明
教官每次搜到A片也会狠狠瞪我们一眼
搜到我同学
也就是刚才勃起的那位老兄的时候
我才发现他大哥的神色异常的紧张
有人拍了拍他肩膀
"安啦,了不起搜到A片就是比较尴尬,做个操,不会记过啦!"
可是看他老兄还是急得不得了
然后教官从他书包中拿出一个牛皮纸袋
习惯性的打官腔"这是什~么啊?"
同学"是....是违禁品!"
教官"喔?你倒是说说是什么违禁品?"
看来教官是想报仇
同学"嗯....嗯...."
所有人看那个大小和形状
除了光盘不会是其他东西了
教官"说啊?"
同学"是...是A片...对不起,我知道不能带的,我会做操...."
教官"这么急干什么?打开来看看是什么片子啊~~"
同学"不...那就是A片,记过也没关系,下次不敢了...."
教官"没关系啦,也让我开开眼界看看你们平常看的都是什么片子..."
于是我们教官还是挂着迷人的笑容(姑且算是)
将牛皮纸袋拆开
拿出了三张有封套的光盘
片名分别是
凌辱女教官
凌辱女教官 2
凌辱女教官 3
全班整个笑到疯掉
好几个班级都有人跑出来看是怎么回事
然后那个学期结束我同学就转学了
教官在下个学期结束也转任了
囧
作者: complete (第一人) 2005-01-07 23:13:00
原PO有没有考虑转录到西斯板XD
作者: nolieda 2005-01-07 23:13:00
XDrz~~~~~~~~~~天ㄚ~~~~救狼喔~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者: PHCCH (小葵) 2005-01-07 23:14:00
笑倒在地上打滚，我家猫跑出来看看我是不是发烧还是怎了....
楼主: dryad18 (人好个是我) 2005-01-07 23:14:00
这样有西斯到嘛= =?不过那边好像最近满乱的...
作者: complete (第一人) 2005-01-07 23:15:00
不介意的话我帮你转吧~~
楼主: dryad18 (人好个是我) 2005-01-07 23:15:00
请问要怎么转?我不会用= =||
作者: complete (第一人) 2005-01-07 23:16:00
CTRL+X
楼主: dryad18 (人好个是我) 2005-01-07 23:22:00
会了,谢谢你噢!
作者:
clivezzz (硕一菸酒生)
2005-01-07 23:23:00太好笑了
作者: XiCheng (记清楚每朵浪花) 2005-01-07 23:26:00
天啊，虽然猜到了但还是校到不行
作者: lilma (马) 2005-01-07 23:29:00
太搞笑了XD
作者: www68030 (む～) 2005-01-07 23:30:00
100分啦 超好笑
作者: luckykudo (一睨苍天斩风月) 2005-01-07 23:31:00
未免也太猛了些 (狂笑ing)
作者:
YCyeh89 (ＭＹＳＴＩＣＺＯＮＥ)
2005-01-07 23:35:00要片(伸)! 没片没真相!
作者:
marxOO (夺冠啦barcelona)
2005-01-07 23:36:00让我联想到e04军人的无敌老梗
作者: apsyz888 2005-01-07 23:37:00
好丢脸
作者: redtootoo (埜) 2005-01-07 23:38:00
太好笑了
作者: kyfang (kyfang) 2005-01-07 23:38:00
\囧/
作者: kyfang (kyfang) 2005-01-07 23:39:00
不画图 画"头"就很传神了
作者: pttshuya 2005-01-07 23:42:00
\囧/
作者: okokla (阿歪) 2005-01-07 23:42:00
XD
霹雳好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我也要凌辱女教官...
作者:
zo4 (我一天需要58小时)
2005-01-07 23:44:00好囧!!!!!
作者: babylc (꘩
2005-01-07 23:46:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Touki (冬树) 2005-01-07 23:46:00
难怪会勃起.... \囧/
作者:
guhong (小瘦子)
2005-01-07 23:48:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者: david7539 2005-01-07 23:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDD~ 我狂笑
作者:
delavino (德拉.危怒)
2005-01-07 23:54:00这真是太帅了！天啊你们这群高中生...-.-
作者: chanvin (蜕变) 2005-01-07 23:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alvinzeno 2005-01-07 23:57:00
快10年的故事....
楼主: dryad18 (人好个是我) 2005-01-07 23:59:00
啊?这有op吗?因为是真事.....所以我想说应该没那么巧才对.
作者:
japelin (人生如戏)
2005-01-08 00:01:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nadiachiu 2005-01-08 00:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hoshiphon 2005-01-08 00:10:00
推的啦~~~XD
作者:
ffmuteki9 (let us be who we are)
2005-01-08 00:12:00你同学的头下面有一小根"-"...XD..代表他勃起吗XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chibimin 2005-01-08 00:14:00
哈哈 女教官好像常被拿来作文章 盛传我们女教官带把XD
作者: iloveyjn 2005-01-08 00:15:00
太好笑啦~~~哈哈哈
作者:
cipobe (止水)
2005-01-08 00:18:00好笑度爆表啦 不过教官心里应该有点受到创伤吧
作者: visliptd 2005-01-08 00:20:00
好奇，同学转学算情有可原，那教官为啥也要走？？
作者:
sixpoint ( ﾟдﾟ)ノ☆( #)д`)
2005-01-08 00:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: votinna (Let it be~~) 2005-01-08 00:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
楼主: dryad18 (人好个是我) 2005-01-08 00:27:00
教官转任是事实...至于原因我是真的不知道,至少我没笑她XD
作者:
yomiaya (全人物参入失败)
2005-01-08 00:29:00转去同一间学校??
作者:
quende (恶魔贝)
2005-01-08 00:33:00妈啊笑到肚子好痛 XDDDDDDDDD
作者: actuden (放空中....) 2005-01-08 00:39:00
有好笑到....害我吵到我室友
作者: mjfi (mj) 2005-01-08 00:39:00
他们是转去同一间学校，然后继续.....吗?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
liuer (月光下的野猪)
2005-01-08 00:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yjay (Taylor Swift - Red)
2005-01-08 00:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: NTYAN 2005-01-08 00:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: srtny 2005-01-08 00:54:00
哪一间啦><
作者: kahoolawe (I Want You Back) 2005-01-08 00:57:00
有好笑到XD
作者:
shouben (又被你学到一招了)
2005-01-08 00:59:00超好笑XDD
作者: kellyys12 (天使之翼) 2005-01-08 01:01:00
笑到爆炸!!~~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kendojudo (☆诊所就是你家☆) 2005-01-08 01:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
tsioge (一段新的开始!)
2005-01-08 01:07:00超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ofkofk (执子之手，与子偕老)
2005-01-08 01:10:00爆好笑，炸了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kuo1102 (别来无恙)
2005-01-08 01:11:00本日最好笑 (本日最豪洨..)
作者: enjoylee (美妆版=魔术版) 2005-01-08 01:11:00
推暴他
本日最好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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作者: ohmygod0707 (oh~my~god) 2005-01-08 01:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: ohmyjesus 2005-01-08 01:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ohole (欧猴)
2005-01-08 01:17:00超好笑！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
JCC (JCC )
2005-01-08 01:18:00看到片名时我整个爆笑出来了
作者: cHiCloOk 2005-01-08 01:24:00
哈哈哈 好笑!!!!
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iamcrayons 2005-01-08 01:25:00
笑到肚子痛... 喝喝~XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd
作者: mybell (张阿勋) 2005-01-08 01:32:00
救人喔 太好笑了
作者: teoteo 2005-01-08 01:32:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BennyN 2005-01-08 01:35:00
救命啊 好屌啊XDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: inrufairy (讨厌吞药>"<) 2005-01-08 01:41:00
XD
作者:
vivianJ (Carpe diem)
2005-01-08 01:42:00是延平高中吗XD
作者:
tomoyuu (lazybone)
2005-01-08 01:51:00啊哈哈哈
大半夜笑到叉气…XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bluealumi (阿噜米) 2005-01-08 01:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: merrope (Smooth) 2005-01-08 02:04:00
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作者:
haggis (haggis)
2005-01-08 02:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hibyebye (刘小白) 2005-01-08 02:11:00
嘴巴好酸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
G4SR 2005-01-08 02:11:00大半夜狂笑+1
作者: shakeLG 2005-01-08 02:17:00
快爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chinzu 2005-01-08 02:29:00
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD笑得嘴巴好酸XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fba (飞身攻击)
2005-01-08 02:39:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
playtoy (不要忘记吃早餐)
2005-01-08 02:44:00一定要推的!XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
poin (恒心!毅力!)
2005-01-08 02:46:00靠杯 超好笑 XD
难怪他会勃起XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bbdavid (小胖) 2005-01-08 02:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MoodyMood 2005-01-08 02:54:00
其实是同学跟教官的奸情被花现了 XDDDDDD
作者:
fred7620 (文殊师利勇猛智)
2005-01-08 02:58:00超爆笑的啦XD
作者:
poin (恒心!毅力!)
2005-01-08 03:06:00爆吧爆吧 嘻嘻嘻
作者:
goat1210 (江子翠 色影师)
2005-01-08 03:08:00喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔
作者:
goat1210 (江子翠 色影师)
2005-01-08 03:13:00违禁品!违禁品!违禁品!违禁品!违禁品!违禁品!违禁品!
作者: jerry7323 (Jerry) 2005-01-08 03:14:00
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作者: george755185 (觉悟者恒幸福) 2005-01-08 03:14:00
XDDDDD
作者: axyl 2005-01-08 03:39:00
干 上课不能笑出来 很难过
作者:
Kenqr (function(){})()
2005-01-08 03:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: afdn (风) 2005-01-08 04:01:00
好笑到爆掉啦~~~~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mrkey (è·é›¢å¤ªé æ€å¿µå¤ªè¿‘)
2005-01-08 04:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fellmith 2005-01-08 04:26:00
笑到肚子痛
作者:
yuanss (yuanss)
2005-01-08 04:30:00推
作者:
trtc (柳树旁的捷运)
2005-01-08 04:30:00难怪他宁可做操也不想把片拿出来XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eggimage (目前没有名片)
2005-01-08 05:25:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ULSHAN (挣扎者)
2005-01-08 05:52:00本日最好笑
作者: GeniusMrlai ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-) 2005-01-08 06:40:00
XD
作者:
hyelim (没什么好怕的 XDDDD)
2005-01-08 07:19:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
proletariat (Die Ruinen von Athen)
2005-01-08 08:40:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 为什么你们有女教官真好还可以遐想
作者: thif456123 2005-01-08 08:53:00
哈哈 这个好笑!XD
作者:
uresi ( )
2005-01-08 09:36:00本日最豪洨..XDD
作者: pauhsi (喵爸) 2005-01-08 10:25:00
囧
作者:
candc46 (无聊鱼)
2005-01-08 10:49:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
HOTONY 2005-01-08 11:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Cyanite (超龄男孩)
2005-01-08 11:32:00靠腰~我在上课.....
作者: star741001 2005-01-08 11:45:00
太屌了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
iongjenq (雍正舞幽壑之潜蛟)
2005-01-08 12:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cf7963 2005-01-08 12:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: PacificBlue 2005-01-08 12:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
nonouse (打滚中~请勿拍打)
2005-01-08 12:51:00靠杯,笑到喷饭XD
作者:
thhwc (我只是路人而已)
2005-01-08 13:03:00借转谢谢
作者:
interval (就是好摄!)
2005-01-08 13:03:00偷偷问 是雄X吗?
作者: purinfocus (想‧幸福) 2005-01-08 13:12:00
借转~XD
作者: taiwantshirt 2005-01-08 13:40:00
XXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 天时 地利 人和啊XD
作者: kalior (emitter) 2005-01-08 13:46:00
怎么会有人长成六角星型 不可思议!!!
作者: somefool 2005-01-08 14:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kevin76630 (aaa) 2005-01-08 15:12:00
XD笑死我了
作者: stan26 2005-01-08 15:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yvettefu (アカネでござる)
2005-01-08 16:22:00ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
作者:
high345 (.....................)
2005-01-08 17:17:00借转
作者: shiuan409 2005-01-08 18:43:00
XD
作者:
lenjoyn (带把的小乔)
2005-01-08 19:07:00这真的要推了~~
作者: iofj11 2005-01-08 19:20:00
该还的还是要还啊!!!
作者: crazysniper (无奈) 2005-01-08 20:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
siriusu (かがみは俺の嫁。)
2005-01-08 20:17:00囧
作者: myronj (迈伦) 2005-01-08 21:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jackyu0810 2005-01-08 21:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑的肚子好痛...
作者:
Melson (梅尔森)
2005-01-08 22:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: amos0601 2005-01-08 22:32:00
最后是教官被学生打包带回家sm
作者: place123 2005-01-08 22:59:00
唉唷...怎么这么好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD借转~~
作者: AntiForm (凤翱九天) 2005-01-08 23:55:00
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作者: Jeff777 2005-01-08 23:57:00
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作者: humicreative (。im humi。) 2005-01-09 00:00:00
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作者: yichfe (答应自己要做到) 2005-01-09 00:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Deap 2005-01-09 00:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DRUM013 2005-01-09 01:15:00
XD
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)
2005-01-09 01:16:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: uuiqo (还是一样没用) 2005-01-09 01:37:00
我笑了.....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...推阿
作者: dragonsoul 2005-01-09 07:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: allstop 2005-01-09 10:30:00
姓胡吗?
作者: a78544521 2005-01-09 10:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jogy (义母的吐息)
2005-01-09 11:01:00我也想到延平....
作者: spfd (啊~就~暱称啊) 2005-01-09 14:55:00
推~够屌
作者: MRGIO 2005-01-09 16:17:00
妈阿...好笑到爆点了
作者:
poister (光阴者，百代之过客)
2005-01-09 19:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maomao150213 (Casino Royale) 2005-01-09 20:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
AAU (24)
2005-01-10 03:35:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
s9403 (黃å°å¼Ÿ)
2005-01-10 10:16:00朝圣~
作者:
paul7751 (一块卡 (＞﹏＜)/)
2005-01-10 14:39:00太好笑了XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
usemane (擬éƒçŽ‡)
2005-01-10 21:05:00XDrz
作者: Candles (蜗牛) 2005-01-11 23:33:00
XD
作者: bbcattw 2005-01-12 04:19:00
笑翻了 XDDDDDDD
作者:
miljs (鬼鬼)
2005-01-19 00:47:00好笑...
作者:
Ariel (Ariel)
2005-01-19 14:22:00我竟然看了五遍
作者: chga (运动与阳光) 2005-01-27 20:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: louis72 ( 阿钿^^) 2005-01-30 01:27:00
半夜看之前的推爆文...... 一整个累 哇哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~
作者: KIMORA 2006-05-07 22:23:00
屌
作者: ttnsaw ( ＊*●*＊ ) 2006-07-21 16:23:00
XD 2007年喔~~~
作者:
c0758 (R>W1>E2>Q滿)
2006-08-22 16:36:00我也是半夜看之前的文章 快笑倒了