[闲聊] 大自然的反扑?= = queck PTT批踢踢实业坊

[闲聊] 大自然的反扑?= =

楼主: queck (陈粉儿) 2006-08-28 19:36:03

去找一个正妹同学哈啦
聊到一半听到怪怪的鸟叫声
她就跟我解释说那是她家养的鸟
然后超级无敌开心的跟我说
她们家现在还有一只刚出生的小小小鸟
不过一分钟马上就把小小小鸟抱来给我看了
小心翼翼的把牠捧在手上
脸上开心得意的表情可以杀死路过的路人
然后开心的大喊 : 看牠超可爱的吧哈哈哈哈哈阿(表情动作大又夸张)
就在这瞬间
那只鸟跳进她嘴巴里囧牠跳进她嘴巴里囧牠跳进她嘴巴里囧
最后我只好强力忍住笑把牠救出来 XDD

作者: vul3coy93 (小黑仔) 2006-01-08 23:11:00

我整个笑到不行XD

作者: sing0930 ( back to life) 2006-08-28 19:37:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

作者: XiCheng (记清楚每朵浪花) 2006-08-28 19:38:00

我只好伸图了....(伸)

作者: waid 2006-08-28 19:38:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Skx ( ) 2006-08-28 19:38:00

还好不是...哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...呃..咕噜...

作者: inhan (积极进取的小进) 2006-08-28 19:38:00

母鸟还在喂的鸟最好不要随便抓出来

作者: yijiunlin (心无杂念) 2006-08-28 19:39:00

哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDD

作者: ChuuTatsu 2006-08-28 19:39:00

大推XDD 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈嗝

作者: mooninsnow 2006-08-28 19:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: polito (波力多) 2006-08-28 19:43:00

怎么没吞下去...XD

作者: ShBoGi 2006-08-28 19:43:00

变相的"口交"吗??

作者: gorden00 ( ) 2006-08-28 19:48:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: phoenixsh (养乐多生啤) 2006-08-28 19:50:00

图!

作者: finley3065 2006-08-28 19:50:00

12f的有点西斯啊

作者: kamisun (水银灯的主人) 2006-08-28 19:50:00

进树洞躲起来是一些鸟的天性

作者: ttttt40 (红叶) 2006-08-28 19:52:00

跳进去后拉出来XD.......

作者: nosweating (ä¸æµæ±—) 2006-08-28 19:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: puppy1219 2006-08-28 19:58:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 酷耶

作者: grimmp57796 (Betty) 2006-08-28 19:59:00

XDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 大笑点!

作者: bluestear 2006-08-28 20:00:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太利害了

作者: cbate (自由是用钱买不到的) 2006-08-28 20:12:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cg989898 (walk) 2006-08-28 20:16:00

小鸟：ya~主人帮我盖一个新家 XDDDD

作者: rabbit37 2006-08-28 20:17:00

XDDDDDDDDDD推

作者: apple90101 (Dauntless) 2006-08-28 20:21:00

小鸟：ya~主人帮我盖一个新家 XDDDD

作者: geniuscott (The Silmarillion) 2006-08-28 20:22:00

进树洞躲起来是一些鸟的天性

作者: October29 (茧居小刺猬) 2006-08-28 20:23:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd

作者: scorpions 2006-08-28 20:25:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: nicemonkeyfa 2006-08-28 20:27:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Min0818 (真实的自我) 2006-08-28 20:35:00

XDDDDDDDDD 果真是大自然的反扑~~

作者: Camio810 (小CO) 2006-08-28 20:36:00

XDDDDDDDD 超好笑的

作者: loveshih (pepe) 2006-08-28 20:42:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: siyuen (哈啾!) 2006-08-28 20:48:00

吞下去就囧了XDDDDDDDD

作者: shefans02 (晞晞) 2006-08-28 20:50:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑..

作者: jzn (除旧) 2006-08-28 20:54:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cthata (人) 2006-08-28 21:10:00

小鸟:洞里面有一只好大的虫虫~~我来了~~

作者: ltmqw 2006-08-28 21:12:00

小鸟：看我的入洞八法…

作者: coreyou 2006-08-28 21:18:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: freesamael (烧卖) 2006-08-28 21:25:00

那如果洗澡的时候...阿，不要，那边不行~~(羞)

作者: dearain 2006-08-28 21:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Shiowchee 2006-08-28 21:51:00

XDrz

作者: regasha (扭蛋万岁) 2006-08-28 21:54:00

把小鸟拿出来，把另外一只放进去

作者: zerosin (不留余地) 2006-08-28 21:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 很酷内~~~~~

作者: aimlessli (飞利浦) 2006-08-28 21:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: D122122123 2006-08-28 22:06:00

牠长大了....

作者: wasmemory (right/left) 2006-08-28 22:14:00

原PO:乖乖乖，赶快出来，那是我家小鸟要住的喔(奸笑)

作者: alvinzeno 2006-08-28 22:16:00

好笑

作者: DXG (一定是我太嫩了) 2006-08-28 22:16:00

楼上西斯了...

楼主: queck (陈粉儿) 2006-08-28 22:16:00

我是女生耶= = 你要住你找她商量啦囧

作者: alyshia 2006-08-28 22:16:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD楼上西斯

作者: iopkl1309 2006-08-28 22:32:00

XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Forwell (蓝色梦幻) 2006-08-28 22:34:00

楼上的小鸟住不了多久一定会头晕呕吐~~

作者: zo4 (我一天需要58小时) 2006-08-28 23:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: allison110 (水无常形，兵无常势) 2006-08-28 23:38:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYA~盖新家

作者: ilcha99 2006-08-28 23:46:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: SuperMP3 (( ^▽^)───C＜─___-)) 2006-08-29 00:10:00

正妹：小鸟在我嘴巴里面的日子

作者: carboyUSA (Uro-Trash) 2006-08-29 00:13:00

楼上的...怎么听起来好像A片的片名.....

作者: liuchihying 2006-08-29 00:17:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: NNyozi 2006-08-29 00:37:00

新片上映: "嘴巴里有鸟" = =a

作者: merrope (Smooth) 2006-08-29 00:41:00

有洞就钻是鸟的天性阿 (烟)

作者: kn0413 (零) 2006-08-29 00:49:00

有洞就钻是鸟的天性阿 (烟)

作者: windwofswold ( ◤〔ζ狼ζ〕◢) 2006-08-29 01:04:00

哈哈哈哈哈我大笑XDDDD

作者: whatevonne 2006-08-29 02:17:00

小鸟：ya~主人帮我盖一个新家 XDDDD

作者: ofkofk (执子之手，与子偕老) 2006-08-29 02:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: hibaby5433 (卡迪那) 2006-08-29 03:25:00

为什么我想到色即是空的桥段...(抖)

作者: arsenemature (异想世界=ˇ=) 2006-08-29 04:15:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: castral (好冷...) 2006-08-29 04:37:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Ferrero0212 (海洋) 2006-08-29 08:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lucas01 (lucas) 2006-08-29 09:39:00

XDDD 图 and 还在为的鸟乱抓出来小心会被杀死笨

作者: Diorlala 2006-08-29 10:44:00

哈哈~~~~ 恒温控管的新鸟巢 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dragonsoul 2006-08-29 10:50:00

作者: laughgirl (æœˆå…‰) 2006-08-29 12:23:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Zorina ([ 祕密庄园 ]) 2006-08-29 12:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: asami (é˜¿æ’’ç±³) 2006-08-29 13:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: scapegoat (哈哈) 2006-08-29 13:57:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: poky1030 2006-08-29 14:09:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: willyplug 2006-08-29 14:51:00

我想到雯雯的橡皮擦>///<

作者: neering 2006-08-29 20:13:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: magicmatrix 2006-08-29 21:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kaga3 (加贺さん) 2006-08-30 00:04:00

有洞就钻是鸟的天性阿 (烟)

作者: trustmyself (修行人) 2006-08-30 00:12:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lynnping (婕爱飏) 2006-08-30 00:35:00

妈压，我隔壁室友睡了我居然狂笑… XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: happycoser (MIE) 2006-08-31 01:43:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: esabear 2006-09-17 15:46:00

还有条大蚯蚓~(啄)

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