楼主:
MPF (Michelle )
2006-08-02 04:40:32这件事我藏了７年了,既然要说就要在这边讲.
话说学生时期的我为了多赚点生活费,于是跑
去加油站打工,某天来了一个骑着当时很流行的JOG50
正哥.
我:您好,请问要加什么油?
正:95加满,语毕顺手把油箱盖打开
此时刚好他的手机响了..
于是我就.....................................
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拿着油枪插进去油孔,以喊欢迎光临的分贝说:
喂!请问你找谁....冏....当时只想把油枪往自己嘴巴灌油..
讲完了
作者:
elwyn (殿下)
2006-04-19 04:41:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好文推
作者: slier (slier) 2006-06-16 00:40:00
好好笑喔 哈哈哈
作者:
starlee (一步一步的消失)
2006-08-02 07:37:00嗯...不错笑捏 推
作者: Sanjiss 2006-08-02 08:03:00
XDDDDDD
好好笑喔...你故意那么晚po没人笑你吗?乡民很快就醒了啦
作者:
yzugsr (miaout17)
2006-08-02 08:54:00喂!请问你找谁....冏....
作者: ying241652 2006-08-02 09:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wangsynnex 2006-08-02 09:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: StAKA (狗不理包子) 2006-08-02 09:34:00
XDDDD
作者:
ilovesp (特梅多)
2006-08-02 09:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: offer 2006-08-02 09:40:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Shalynn ( 女神门。)
2006-08-02 09:46:00XDDD
作者:
ada731 (一闪一闪亮晶晶)
2006-08-02 09:50:00好丢脸XDDDDD
作者:
jaibaby (专业涂墙水泥工)
2006-08-02 09:55:00干，你真有心
作者: hfm6312 2006-08-02 10:01:00
哈 油箱找你啦
作者: mms (菜菜) 2006-08-02 10:11:00
...|||
作者:
eva0617 (构いません)
2006-08-02 10:14:00XDDDD
作者: those0 2006-08-02 10:29:00
哈哈哈哈哈..............
作者: boaboaboa 2006-08-02 10:30:00
这个好笑！！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
dog2000 (我要毕业)
2006-08-02 10:44:00好丢脸喔~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2006-08-02 11:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: forcex (嘿! 汤姆) 2006-08-02 11:56:00
9 5....45元 谢谢
作者:
lasslass (......)
2006-08-02 12:13:00哈哈哈XDDDDDD
作者: tone0623 (YEAH) 2006-08-02 12:23:00
有笑点...
作者: velvet1986 (Bloody Valentine) 2006-08-02 12:27:00
XD
作者: DoDoisSocold (看似遗忘却又记得。) 2006-08-02 12:43:00
XD
作者: sikasi (sikasi) 2006-08-02 13:13:00
笑死我了XDXD
作者:
Taeper (I am back !!)
2006-08-02 14:37:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: twoworldwar6 2006-08-02 14:47:00
有笨到
作者: chengyi74226 (霁月) 2006-08-02 15:38:00
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDD这篇太好玩了XD
作者:
Kinght (￣▽￣)
2006-08-02 16:24:00xDD
作者:
MrHorse (mma)
2006-08-02 16:25:00XD
作者: moonlightsea 2006-08-02 17:46:00
喂!请问你找谁? 原PO好好玩 XDDDD
作者: ajoun (~ 缺食指 ~) 2006-08-02 17:46:00
XD 我快笑死了......想到那位正哥不知有何反应
作者:
cbate (自由是用钱买不到的)
2006-08-02 20:26:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tertwo 2006-08-02 20:54:00
请问你找谁? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2006-08-02 21:56:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: choswer (睡眠不足!!) 2006-08-02 22:06:00
XD~太爆笑了
作者: darkgreen 2006-08-02 23:41:00
XD
作者: genialwish (genialwish) 2006-08-03 00:03:00
XD~~~太爆笑了~~推
作者: hsiehwei 2006-08-03 00:42:00
以喊欢近光临的分贝说...
作者: azraeldark (Never Mind) 2006-08-03 01:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mitami (青山无所争) 2006-08-03 01:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: neering 2006-08-03 03:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: snowblue29 2006-08-03 03:56:00
太正了...笑到肚子痛!!
作者: dragonsoul 2006-08-03 06:33:00
XD
作者:
k79514 (咂; <(￣︶￣)>)
2006-08-03 09:41:00XDDDDDD
我记得有个工读生对我说：不可以用手机...因为..会爆炸..
楼主:
MPF (Michelle )
2006-08-03 12:03:00其实也尽量不要穿毛衣,所以当时客人穿毛衣只要不是加到油的人
楼主:
MPF (Michelle )
2006-08-03 12:05:00能闪就闪,原因好像是静电会引燃火之类的..其实也都只能柔性劝
楼主:
MPF (Michelle )
2006-08-03 12:06:00导,客人接起来了也没办法只能请他尽快END
作者:
earlobes (生活中多点感动)
2006-08-03 20:17:00真的好好笑.. 而且讲得很大声.. 真的超笨..
作者:
Valera (树)
2006-08-03 23:48:00DXDXDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
midst (小密)
2006-08-04 12:22:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)
2006-08-04 17:24:00XD
作者: iameven 2006-08-04 23:46:00
XDDDDDDD
作者: cigar (离开) 2006-08-05 04:40:00
XD
作者: Freedy (Ti voglio bene ) 2006-08-10 02:54:00
超好笑 笑到一个不行 XD
作者: sopxx 2006-08-11 22:46:00
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作者: vikingss (viking!!!) 2006-08-29 01:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: frenchhorns 2006-09-22 10:17:00
哈哈哈哈.好好笑喔.好笨.