小学时代学校附近都会有卖一些奇奇怪怪玩具的玩具店
有一阵子我们学校流行"吸血鬼的假牙"
(当时应该是1.2年级)
下课十分钟就看大家在那里咬来咬去
当时的我觉得他们很无聊，每天都在那边自以为吸血鬼很老梗
结果有一天我陪同学去玩具店买吸血鬼的假牙
看到新产品"咬破就流血的胶囊"
我很好奇就买了一个，想说这下可以教训那些演不像的同学了
想法是:
我带吸血鬼的假牙，去咬我同学，然后我咬破胶囊，就有吸到血的feel了^_^
第二节下课(印象中比较常)就开始实行我们的计画
我带上假牙去咬同学，他很配合地"反抗，佯装不敌，被咬。"
然后我就咬破胶囊...
(OS:好怪的味道，怎么没有血..？该不会是被骗了...!@#)
原来胶囊里面是粉，碰到水就变成红色很像血一般
当时的我发现后就干了一件胎沟事，把口水沿着我的嘴角滴下来(看起来是血)
水啦!!同学都被唬了，我出名了!!(还有同学去找老师?!)
后来我觉得玩够了，想说去水龙头把口水洗掉
结果...胶囊里面的粉太多，碰到水全部变成血
我就在洗手台旁边疯狂地洗(看起来像严重吐血)
赶来的导师看到这一幕马上请同学去叫训导主任来帮忙.....Orz
最后惊动全校，连我妈都赶来把我领回家...
感觉事情太严重的我跟同学，怕真相说出来会被橡皮筋弹死(当时记得是流行玩橡皮筋)
(阿鲁巴我4年级才会..)
又怕老师知道会被打死(学校打人最强1.训导主任2.xx主任3.班导)
就这样我们两个瞒到现在....
(我也有跟我妈讲，我妈竟然笑了...我当时还差点跪下来拜托她不要跟别人讲...囧rz)
作者: beyonce091 (果树园的夏天) 2006-02-13 20:31:00
借转,谢谢
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hikkiyo (You'll See)
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HYSQQ (其实我没有 )
2006-06-01 07:28:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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作者: robinlee 2006-06-01 07:47:00
看这篇吃早餐真是Happy~
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TIEW 2006-06-01 08:00:00吃早餐+1
作者: airborne 2006-06-01 08:19:00
XDDD
作者: tpjobp 2006-06-01 08:37:00
增血鬼!?
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eggimage (目前没有名片)
2006-06-01 09:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 白烂 给橡皮筋弹死算了XDDDDDDD
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psyy (浮游生物)
2006-06-01 09:13:00XD 来人拖出去斩了~~~~
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FeAm (冷作絕望)
2006-06-01 09:39:00XDXDXDDDDDDDDDDD
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cheko (缺口)
2006-06-01 09:51:00来人阿，喂这位血喝公子
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楼上的..应该是"来人阿~~为这位公子喝血"吧..囧
作者: dragonsoul 2006-06-01 09:55:00
XD
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erilinda (直到我厌了为止)
2006-06-01 10:04:00XDDDDD
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天哪…这篇超级欢乐的耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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2006-06-01 10:28:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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超白痴 但超好笑的
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2006-06-01 10:44:00很欢乐啊~XDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDD 你妈还挺有趣的,要是我妈会把我揍扁
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hopeangel (干...我是男的!)
2006-06-01 10:53:00哈哈哈...为什么我想到乔巴XDDDD
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hopeangel (干...我是男的!)
2006-06-01 10:54:00乔巴:七段变身蓝波球(咬)...............(吐血)囧rz
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MPF (Michelle )
2006-06-01 10:58:00会笑死
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XD
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呵呵～看起来妳蛮捣蛋的嘛....XD
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XD
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XDDDDDDDDD 请问这么好的粉现在还买的到吗
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作者: yiduck 2006-06-01 12:01:00
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这跟前几批自制灵异照片骗了老师和同学有异曲同工之妙
作者: PDAN (石头) 2006-06-01 12:09:00
XDDDD 真爆笑 真想试试
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luvfaye (莫忘初衷!)
2006-06-01 12:22:00推妈妈笑了~没挨打真好~
作者: qqoc 2006-06-01 12:23:00
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2006-06-01 12:32:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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usemane (擬éƒçŽ‡)
2006-06-01 12:38:00XD
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ohlajun (卷卷老师)
2006-06-01 12:46:00推橡皮筋XDD
作者: LOKIN (树懒) 2006-06-01 12:51:00
有人去转joke吗~~要m起来喔~
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作者: nick8708 2006-06-01 13:09:00
干...这好笑>///<" 这太妙了...我小时后怎没想到XDDD
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LACENI (=YATEN~)
2006-06-01 13:26:00推惊动全校
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作者: maxf (想吃酸梅…) 2006-06-01 13:28:00
真糟，我想要买这个玩具耶XD
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relax109 (<(￣︶￣)ｙ)
2006-06-01 13:30:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Remin (云影天光)
2006-06-01 13:30:00把这篇转寄给训导主任...
作者: deathblue 2006-06-01 13:41:00
XD
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Megumi (爱思爱思)
2006-06-01 13:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 你这死小孩XD
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reliam (^^)
2006-06-01 13:46:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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bigjam (大果酱)
2006-06-01 14:01:00你妈妈很爱你耶 好配合喔
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zeze (三月ã†ã•ãŽ)
2006-06-01 14:12:00没送医急救就很好了... 不过我很好奇医生的反应= =+
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spooky221 (Aki + Haru = 色情涂鸦)
2006-06-01 14:15:00自行想像画面还真好笑～XD
作者: Enzian 2006-06-01 14:34:00
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2006-06-01 14:37:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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作者: stanedith (小嬿) 2006-06-01 14:39:00
我国中也干过这种是耶 还拿屁粉整老师 被记大过
高招 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
VarX (FA FB)
2006-06-01 14:56:00小小年纪有创意!
你妈好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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你妈真好 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Annier (安妮儿)
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XD
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yajuyeh (Shopping Heaven)
2006-06-01 17:26:00XDXDXDXDXD
作者: jjwei ( <囧> ) 2006-06-01 17:40:00
XD
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nnn3 (我不是免洗唉滴!!)
2006-06-01 17:53:00XD
作者: jamesch (生理时钟失调) 2006-06-01 17:57:00
超好笑的XD
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shalayuki (绿叶 带兔子面具的小丑)
2006-06-01 19:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD 还有没有得买啊?! XD
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Cruiser (好运快来 \囧/)
2006-06-01 19:14:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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candc46 (无聊鱼)
2006-06-01 19:36:00超好笑的啦~~
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超好笑XDXD
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phil (不吵啊~~~)
2006-06-01 19:38:00XD
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2006-06-01 19:46:00XDDDDDDDD
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2006-06-01 20:35:00XD
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XD
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libe103 (期待一趟旅程 精彩万分)
2006-06-01 21:21:00XD
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XD
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2006-06-02 00:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sofreea 2006-06-02 01:00:00
哈哈哈哈哈 好好笑~~~~~~~~~~XD
作者: windbadd 2006-06-02 01:18:00
弄假成真....XDDDDDD
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XDXD
作者: sleepgod0602 2006-06-02 02:04:00
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jungpo (希望~)
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2006-06-02 05:21:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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zilkle (SEE)
2006-06-02 08:20:00XDDDDD
作者:
edias (好想你)
2006-06-02 11:57:00来人～喂这位公子喝血～！
作者: ptt112233 (ptt112233) 2006-06-02 12:22:00
我也想要那个玩具~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gx9900double (阿宝) 2006-06-02 12:48:00
来人～喂这位公子喝血～ 公子:我还有点饿..囧
作者:
TREKKER (joe)
2006-06-02 13:32:00XD
作者: shadowmoon 2006-06-02 15:06:00
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作者:
antiiss (小福星们要乖乖哦(L))
2006-06-02 22:55:00XD这个好笑XD想像那个画面超好笑的
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madgic (侦探斑马)
2006-06-03 01:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a1005moon (。。。。。。) 2006-06-03 01:59:00
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作者: iiresty (Hui) 2006-06-03 03:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDD很赞的妈咪，要是我妈会被扁
作者: rhikvh (邪神) 2006-06-03 07:58:00
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2006-06-03 09:47:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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2006-06-03 23:54:00XDDD
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zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)
2006-06-04 23:35:00xDD
作者: proust1900 (ヒカルちゃん) 2006-06-07 03:28:00
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作者: ghostliness (皓) 2006-06-12 17:40:00
XDD
作者: waterflow 2006-06-14 01:39:00
....
作者:
kidd232 (KIDD)
2006-06-29 22:22:00增血鬼
作者: ji3cl3a 2006-08-21 23:04:00
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作者: ami0603 2006-08-28 08:58:00
XD~~~~血荒~~~~