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Re: [欠干] 好个箱尸命案啊！刚刚捡回了一条命啊！ …

楼主: PttFirstLove (Ms.甜甜圈)   2006-05-23 15:18:32
(原文恕删....) 一样请爱用PAGE DOWN键....^^
原文的拉拉老师...跟我一样笨^^"....
看到拉拉老师那篇真是心有戚戚焉....
因为我国小四还五年级寒假干过一样的蠢事...
但是我不是把自己关在行李箱....
我是...把自己...关在棉被里..=_____="
想当年那寒假还是么受冷.....
每天七早八早妈妈都会拖我陪他去溜狗,慢跑+买菜...
我是个非常会赖床的人...
妈妈叫醒我的办法就是直接用力抽掉我那厚厚的棉被...
忽然一股冷意从脚底板冷到天灵盖...
这样我就会起床了...
(接下来的情节我想你们都猜到了...不过有小爆点...)
某一天夜里...当时还是个天真小萝莉的我暗自想着
【明天早上我绝对不要再被抽走厚厚的棉被～然后被冷醒了】
于是....我自以为很聪明的....
将被单拉链打开...整个身子钻了进去...再把拉链关上...
然后就很安稳的进入梦乡...
然后...
然后...
然后...
半夜夜里....我被尿意和闷闷的空气给弄醒了....
这时我开始找寻拉链头.....想要出去尿尿....
【嗯？！阿～拉链头勒．．．．怎么抓不到】
原来拉链头整个被我遗留在外面了.......
(我明明记得那时我还特别留了一根手指头可以出去的小洞阿~怎么也不见了?)
那时已经半夜不知道几点了...(因为我看不到闹钟=_=")
我只记得我真的有尝试大声的叫...
但是没人理我...
我在被单里面又真的很想要尿尿和快闷死了...
于是我开始大哭...被自己的愚蠢给气死...먊哭累了又睡着...
(我没有尿床啦....超ㄍ一ㄣ的)
作者: xgodtw (矿工)   2006-01-12 21:26:00
太酷了!!我笑了
作者: iceworld25 (一江春水向东流)   2006-05-23 15:20:00
嗯 两个ㄧ样笨...
作者: leetedy (oi)   2006-05-23 15:20:00
好囧的妈妈一直哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: GeniusMrlai ( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)   2006-05-23 15:21:00
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作者: docuti   2006-05-23 15:21:00
一样好笑XDDDD
作者: breadflower (路人119)   2006-05-23 15:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: applexgreen (人不疯狂枉少年)   2006-05-23 15:28:00
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作者: LucAngel (清澈深远的蓝空)   2006-05-23 15:29:00
果然是有其母必有其女...... 囧rz
作者: PopJohnny (我是强尼)   2006-05-23 15:32:00
well....一样笨..
作者: BFApollo (まいにち寮で勉强します)   2006-05-23 15:35:00
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作者: confide (长长的路要挥霍地走)   2006-05-23 15:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD我也做过这种事 不过我有爬出来XDD
作者: amazing922   2006-05-23 15:41:00
XD
作者: yajuyeh (Shopping Heaven)   2006-05-23 15:54:00
XDXD
作者: Luxemburg   2006-05-23 15:55:00
罗莉图呢
作者: mysteryou (忘了)   2006-05-23 15:56:00
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作者: elena0708 (Elena)   2006-05-23 15:58:00
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楼主: PttFirstLove (Ms.甜甜圈)   2006-05-23 15:58:00
怎么一推人丢水球要萝莉图...我是小小黑萝莉耶..
作者: stayforever (看三小看我脏制加)   2006-05-23 15:58:00
原po死于棉被中
楼主: PttFirstLove (Ms.甜甜圈)   2006-05-23 15:59:00
不会有人想要看的啦^^不要再问了啦...
作者: Arlen7119 (不过就是暱称)   2006-05-23 16:00:00
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作者: meisterhaft (唉唷胃呀(￣y▽￣)╭)   2006-05-23 16:01:00
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作者: tsctao (再惨也不过如此)   2006-05-23 16:02:00
妳可以确定妳是妳妈亲生的了XD
作者: geniustwo (每天都是一种练习)   2006-05-23 16:06:00
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作者: UstillmyNo1 (小瓶)   2006-05-23 16:07:00
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作者: Jube (简单的幸福)   2006-05-23 16:08:00
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作者: orangetv (勇敢的黑鲔鱼)   2006-05-23 16:14:00
XD
作者: leoellen (紫晶)   2006-05-23 16:15:00
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作者: peyyu (恶魔晓)   2006-05-23 16:19:00
XD
作者: Allen0516 (彼岸花)   2006-05-23 16:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好白痴
作者: yche0928   2006-05-23 16:21:00
你写的都好好笑喔。XD(但一直到刚才我才晓得你是女生)
作者: bluealumi (阿噜米)   2006-05-23 16:22:00
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作者: alubar (龟山下智久)   2006-05-23 16:28:00
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作者: adonistung   2006-05-23 16:53:00
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作者: chrissuen   2006-05-23 16:53:00
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作者: lovepuff   2006-05-23 16:56:00
有其母必有其女…XD
作者: supersam623 (化予东风)   2006-05-23 16:58:00
你妈妈说不定是鹤屋学姐欧 XD 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: howhow (howhow)   2006-05-23 17:02:00
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: ffwind (培)   2006-05-23 17:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 妳果然是妈妈的女儿
楼主: PttFirstLove (Ms.甜甜圈)   2006-05-23 17:25:00
鹤屋学姐是....谁阿....=_="阿我不知道耶~哈....
作者: flysnoopy (荷包蛋)   2006-05-23 17:37:00
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作者: gorden00 ( )   2006-05-23 17:37:00
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作者: Hans14 (沉默反对派)   2006-05-23 17:45:00
XDDDDD 太好笑啦
作者: ncdd (girl)   2006-05-23 17:51:00
XD
作者: angel6502 (仓木彻 TetsuKuraki)   2006-05-23 17:54:00
哇哈哈哈哈哈哈~~我又狂笑一次了~~XDDDDDDDDD
作者: otom ( )   2006-05-23 18:11:00
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作者: SophiaCat   2006-05-23 18:19:00
推妈妈
作者: LightyBlue   2006-05-23 18:21:00
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作者: monicalu (piglet)   2006-05-23 18:27:00
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作者: chuehyeh (雁子)   2006-05-23 18:46:00
鹤屋学姐 凉宫春日里唯一能跟春日比朝气的角色
作者: zselon   2006-05-23 18:50:00
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作者: October29 (茧居小刺猬)   2006-05-23 19:00:00
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作者: BFApollo (まいにち寮で勉强します)   2006-05-23 19:02:00
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作者: winnie2002 (维妮)   2006-05-23 19:16:00
哈哈哈~好可爱喔...
作者: LodMarsa   2006-05-23 19:28:00
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作者: Megumi (爱思爱思)   2006-05-23 19:34:00
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作者: spiritia (妳来世一定会过很好！)   2006-05-23 19:47:00
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作者: cocoamia (雨中旋转)   2006-05-23 19:57:00
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作者: mozunato   2006-05-23 20:00:00
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作者: hyelim (没什么好怕的 XDDDD)   2006-05-23 20:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 快笑死了
作者: ada73 (达叔)   2006-05-23 20:16:00
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作者: qqoc   2006-05-23 20:19:00
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作者: ayayuki (Fur Elise)   2006-05-23 20:25:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~笑死我了~
作者: chening (^^)   2006-05-23 20:30:00
哈哈哈 怎么那么好笑 妳妈也很宝
作者: lawagav   2006-05-23 20:36:00
哈哈哈~~~好可爱啊~~~哈哈哈
作者: evolutionvii   2006-05-23 20:52:00
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作者: GOODWISHES   2006-05-23 20:56:00
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作者: franreaac (岁暮阴阳催短景)   2006-05-23 21:01:00
有笨!
作者: joy71 (朝目标迈进)   2006-05-23 21:17:00
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作者: hypocriteee (宝妮)   2006-05-23 21:18:00
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作者: iamcrayons   2006-05-23 21:18:00
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作者: cinlia (c妹妹)   2006-05-23 21:18:00
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作者: blueices (惟)   2006-05-23 21:21:00
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作者: arrakis (DukeLeto)   2006-05-23 21:23:00
被子里面比较好玩XD 可以跑来跑去...
作者: tiamokyo (捡)   2006-05-23 21:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chengyi74226 (霁月)   2006-05-23 21:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD断了...断了.....噗哈哈哈
作者: MoodyMood   2006-05-23 21:34:00
是ㄍㄧㄥ吧?
作者: enjoy0718 (重出江湖)   2006-05-23 21:37:00
阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: ujmyhnqaz (dfsfafdsafdas)   2006-05-23 21:51:00
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作者: HenryYee ( )   2006-05-23 22:18:00
继"已经不闪的学姊"之后再一力作
作者: coolhunt (猎酷)   2006-05-23 22:22:00
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作者: iongjenq (雍正舞幽壑之潜蛟)   2006-05-23 22:56:00
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作者: zteorq   2006-05-23 22:56:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: moritachiny (€ 糖粉 €)   2006-05-23 23:08:00
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作者: poor   2006-05-23 23:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: carinoa   2006-05-23 23:48:00
哈哈哈...好好笑喔!!!!!
作者: icu331 (网络实在有够慢....)   2006-05-23 23:53:00
真的很好笑ㄟ~~~
作者: mahou (Hola)   2006-05-24 00:01:00
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作者: cbate (自由是用钱买不到的)   2006-05-24 00:02:00
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作者: cchan (好血管)   2006-05-24 00:10:00
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作者: PDAN (石头)   2006-05-24 00:37:00
妳妈妈真是好玩 XD
作者: aeriel (如何造个理想世界?)   2006-05-24 00:55:00
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作者: yucat (12)   2006-05-24 01:07:00
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作者: kowaco (龙影无明)   2006-05-24 01:46:00
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作者: JackKKK   2006-05-24 02:28:00
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作者: zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)   2006-05-24 03:02:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: pell8335 (孩子气)   2006-05-24 05:00:00
伸~~~~~罗莉图
作者: CapucinePlus   2006-05-24 05:22:00
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作者: papapapapa   2006-05-24 05:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mikechang (黑色的Hornet 599 >\\\<)   2006-05-24 06:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yrbu (总是敲错门的高潮)   2006-05-24 06:56:00
很好笑耶 哈哈哈哈哈哈hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhah
作者: bajiqa (多尔)   2006-05-24 09:11:00
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作者: simpleduck (simplelife)   2006-05-24 09:11:00
一样笨 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: clgai (西欸罗居欸哀)   2006-05-24 09:33:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: peggy0831 (Peggy)   2006-05-24 09:39:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: stabber111 (怪胎)   2006-05-24 10:27:00
XD
作者: aowl   2006-05-24 11:42:00
亏你想得到!
作者: Popson (忙￾N)   2006-05-24 11:52:00
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作者: pequenola   2006-05-24 11:59:00
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作者: dreamever   2006-05-24 13:34:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: Mahal (Cappuccino)   2006-05-24 13:55:00
噗 狂笑啦XDDDDDDDD
作者: soundeffect   2006-05-24 14:29:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: zaop (不应该)   2006-05-24 15:14:00
有够好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: those0   2006-05-24 16:02:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: ddty   2006-05-24 16:25:00
好好笑喔^^
作者: lanton   2006-05-24 16:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mywater0806 (马儿 快跑 )   2006-05-24 17:20:00
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作者: pilipi (霹雳猫)   2006-05-24 18:52:00
◤◤◤◤◤◤◤◤◤◤◤◤ꈠ
作者: julysecond (收集卡乐比包装= =)   2006-05-24 19:05:00
笑死我了 有笑有推
作者: liraost (liroast)   2006-05-24 20:24:00
XDDDDD
作者: rhikvh (邪神)   2006-05-24 20:28:00
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作者: haggis (haggis)   2006-05-24 20:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sggs (请到consumer爬文)   2006-05-24 21:07:00
母女一样笨…XD
作者: jungpo (希望~)   2006-05-24 22:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BFApollo (まいにち寮で勉强します)   2006-05-24 23:26:00
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作者: BFApollo (まいにち寮で勉强します)   2006-05-24 23:29:00
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作者: mountaincow   2006-05-24 23:59:00
我快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: reliam (^^)   2006-05-25 00:15:00
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作者: coffeerice (一个人也要很好~)   2006-05-25 00:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MPLeo (重新爱上.海.贝壳)   2006-05-25 00:33:00
哈哈..这招赞..^^
作者: sk8678   2006-05-25 01:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好搞笑喔
作者: hadesyen (东风)   2006-05-25 01:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~99耶
作者: nous (过去不该回头。)   2006-05-25 01:48:00
噢!
作者: alphard (阿阿)   2006-05-25 01:49:00
爆
作者: pailon (这是个虚幻的世界)   2006-05-25 07:58:00
借转唷
作者: spooky221 (Aki + Haru = 色情涂鸦)   2006-05-25 10:36:00
我怎没想到这招～XD
作者: zxcv4321   2006-05-25 12:34:00
果然是有其母必有其女...... 囧rz
作者: tulip12368 (La tulipe noire)   2006-05-25 22:51:00
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作者: Eric0605 (我还有点饿)   2006-05-25 23:52:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: truantry   2006-05-26 02:26:00
狂笑中 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: echo4301 (爱扣)   2006-05-26 23:45:00
阿～～～～～～～哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: beonka   2006-05-29 03:24:00
XDDD
作者: ruruya0327   2006-05-31 23:41:00
哈哈哈~~
作者: urasea (厌恶无意义之冲突)   2006-06-06 23:21:00
你妈为什么那么嗨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: frekfrek (绣球 六号美女)   2006-07-12 02:48:00
看到拉链头拉掉我笑翻了
作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡尘)   2006-08-08 08:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: SiriusLupin (日光)   2006-08-10 15:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ji3cl3a   2006-08-21 23:00:00
好好笑 XDDDDD
作者: vcsue (vcsue)   2006-08-28 14:02:00
蛮危险的XD
作者: k829173564 (苍骋)   2006-09-08 23:51:00
阿哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~ 原PO妈麦奇魂上身= =
作者: DLHP (魏姐)   2006-09-25 17:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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