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你知道为什么我要开你单吗？

楼主: HOTONY   2006-05-20 00:19:17
我朋友说
他前几天因为闯红灯被开单了
当时他闯的时候 并不知道有警察在后面也在停红灯
于是当他被拦下来时
那警察问他
"你知道为什么我要开你单吗?"
我同学说
"不是因为闯红灯吗?"
那警察说
"其实我本来是不想抓你的"
"但你一闯过去 我旁边的人都在看我啊 我不得不追上来开你的单啊!!!"
作者: hondaex (honda)   2006-02-03 14:56:00
好笑所以给革万年前得推
作者: Ptwo (披兔)   2006-04-08 16:33:00
哈 好笑
作者: Moira1003 (〝れい)   2006-04-15 07:34:00
好人果然不好当xDD
作者: CREA (黒髪ロング最高！)   2006-05-20 00:24:00
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作者: cathexis1989 ( L＊Arc~en~Ciel)   2006-05-20 00:25:00
真的有好笑到XDDDDD
作者: jfain   2006-05-20 00:32:00
XDDD
作者: Biboy (栗子)   2006-05-20 00:42:00
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作者: peliuya (Unknown)   2006-05-20 00:50:00
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作者: dxguy (爱让一切成空)   2006-05-20 00:58:00
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作者: mahou (Hola)   2006-05-20 01:31:00
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作者: TequilaRain (小眼睛儿)   2006-05-20 01:35:00
大推！好无奈的警察XDDDDD
作者: alwaso (泥巴虫)   2006-05-20 01:50:00
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作者: badmoodsun (坏心情太阳)   2006-05-20 03:18:00
无奈的警察~~~XD
作者: staple (staple)   2006-05-20 04:31:00
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作者: yvonneroan (平凡却幸福的生活)   2006-05-20 05:18:00
无奈的警察是好人~~
作者: tcmorrison (蓝色的八分音符)   2006-05-20 07:20:00
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作者: KeroroMorita (もう戻れない)   2006-05-20 07:39:00
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作者: flysnoopy (荷包蛋)   2006-05-20 08:07:00
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作者: Jube (简单的幸福)   2006-05-20 08:28:00
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作者: Crucio   2006-05-20 08:48:00
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作者: pauhsi (喵爸)   2006-05-20 09:03:00
XD 无奈的警察是好人~~
作者: keikolin814 (empty)   2006-05-20 09:06:00
XDXD
作者: ForSinSoKing (崭新的旅途。)   2006-05-20 09:15:00
XD
作者: mysteryou (忘了)   2006-05-20 09:51:00
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作者: katori (云淡风轻)   2006-05-20 09:58:00
哈 我也有这样过 XD 后来跟条伯伯求情 只开我没戴安全帽
作者: ably (聚散终有时)   2006-05-20 10:34:00
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作者: napa (napa)   2006-05-20 10:37:00
XD
作者: escape610 (幸福星星下的孩子)   2006-05-20 10:43:00
那警察也闯红灯了??不然怎么拦得下来XD
作者: MacotoCobras   2006-05-20 10:46:00
楼上的~ 警察在执行勤务必要时应该可以闯红灯吧?
楼主: HOTONY   2006-05-20 10:47:00
警察为了开单应该可以闯红灯吧 XD
作者: mywater0806 (马儿 快跑 )   2006-05-20 10:59:00
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作者: utdiff (活下去..)   2006-05-20 11:10:00
警察的内心话~~~~我也想当个好人
作者: Sunofgod ( )   2006-05-20 11:20:00
好好笑XDD
作者: Arlen7119 (不过就是暱称)   2006-05-20 11:25:00
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作者: Ferrero0212 (海洋)   2006-05-20 11:30:00
警察是好人...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: klubin   2006-05-20 11:59:00
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作者: tsioge (一段新的开始!)   2006-05-20 12:01:00
可以闯的...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: delphinn (吃得囧中囧,方为囧上人)   2006-05-20 12:06:00
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作者: ballII (无限期征才)   2006-05-20 12:12:00
哈哈！
作者: a855341 (崧楼下的脚印)   2006-05-20 12:15:00
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作者: linaya (旱溪暮色真美)   2006-05-20 12:49:00
警察卑卑其实想当好人
作者: ZGY (夭寿骨)   2006-05-20 13:20:00
哈..警察好无奈
作者: sleepisgood   2006-05-20 13:32:00
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作者: cocoamia (雨中旋转)   2006-05-20 13:51:00
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作者: TurtleYeng (我想像中的大学生活)   2006-05-20 14:34:00
好笑..哈
作者: tzuhuiiris (吱吱叫)   2006-05-20 14:49:00
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作者: harkcmy (我是好人)   2006-05-20 14:53:00
我想当好人去问法官，看他让不让你当好人那你就是要我死
作者: harkcmy (我是好人)   2006-05-20 14:54:00
对不起，我是警察
作者: gorden00 ( )   2006-05-20 15:12:00
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作者: fdav (生活中)   2006-05-20 16:39:00
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作者: cbate (自由是用钱买不到的)   2006-05-20 17:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD借转，谢谢。
作者: chuowen (小朱(G))   2006-05-20 18:12:00
我还是讨厌警察orz
作者: maple486 (Derek)   2006-05-20 18:20:00
警察是好人..XDDDDDDDDD
作者: ac5700927 (GUAN)   2006-05-20 18:30:00
好无奈的警察!!!!! 这张红单收的真是五味杂陈阿..
作者: SmartSolomon (欢迎来我们这一家)   2006-05-20 18:41:00
过去我没得选择 现在我想选择当个好人
作者: fania (我呸～我play～)   2006-05-20 18:57:00
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作者: hyelim (没什么好怕的 XDDDD)   2006-05-20 18:58:00
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作者: ufbg   2006-05-20 20:01:00
这年头好人难当阿~
作者: ayayuki (Fur Elise)   2006-05-20 20:46:00
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作者: adonistung   2006-05-20 22:02:00
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作者: dreamever   2006-05-20 22:03:00
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作者: reliveinfire (比猪还笨的低能儿)   2006-05-20 22:05:00
哈哈哈~~~
作者: pollionis   2006-05-20 22:23:00
人言可畏啊!
作者: pequenola   2006-05-20 22:39:00
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作者: Megumi (爱思爱思)   2006-05-20 22:41:00
这年头好人真难当XD
作者: mountaincow   2006-05-20 23:15:00
好好笑 笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bronzeskin (刘莉酥)   2006-05-20 23:43:00
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作者: ann111451 (冽凝)   2006-05-20 23:45:00
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作者: takasi03 (ゆうこりんファン)   2006-05-20 23:56:00
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作者: carollll (@@)   2006-05-21 01:28:00
我也有一次是这样...难道是同个警察..囧
作者: haggis (haggis)   2006-05-21 02:51:00
好无奈的警察XDDDD
作者: Raist (闷油瓶好帅阿阿阿)   2006-05-21 12:50:00
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作者: ghostliness (皓)   2006-05-21 13:25:00
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作者: scpxxx (3X回来了)   2006-05-21 20:07:00
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作者: brianice (Be a better man)   2006-05-22 02:34:00
XD
作者: lskd (呼~哈~)   2006-05-22 19:17:00
XD
作者: sorciere   2006-05-23 02:38:00
我堂哥是警察,他有过类似经验耶...
作者: kikkicat   2006-05-23 04:52:00
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