[趣事]捷运上的趣事 XD

楼主: mysteriousGE ( )   2006-05-12 11:41:01
先说好... 主角不是我 是我同学
(不要叫我承认我是我同学 虽然我也很想有个正咩女友 XD )
故事发生在捷运车上...
主角:我同学和他的正咩女友
列车缓缓进站...“忠孝复兴 Zhongxiao Fuxing Station~”
列车在忠孝复兴站停了下来 很多人在本站下车
最后走出车门的 是一群高中生...
就在列车 已经发出“逼~~逼~~逼~~” 关门的警告声响时
我同学和他女友 听到了那群高中生的对话
某个高中生:“阿! 我的雨伞~~”(回头往车厢看)
我同学的女友告诉他 那高中生的雨伞 好像是座位上那支耶~
放在一包东西上面~
说时迟 那时快 已经没有太多思考的时间了!!列车门即将关上!!
同学心想 难得在女友面前 有这么棒的机会好好表现
平常在系篮好歹也是先发主将 快攻传球也不是练假的~!!
眼看门已经缓缓动作 再不快点就要阖上了
我同学一个漂亮的转身 身子往后一蹬 右臂往后拉 右手一把帅气的抓住雨伞
眼睛凝视车门 就剩下个缝 说窄不窄 说宽不宽
“但以我的技术 绰绰有余 待会想必是全车鼓掌吧!!”
At the moment~!! 就在这个时刻!!
后面有个女生 抓住他的衣服!!
大喊“那是我的!!!” “对不起、对不起.....XD”
车门缓缓关上...全车哗然大笑~~
尴尬的是 车门已经关上...还得尴尬的等到下一站....囧
“真恨不得现在把自己帅气的丢出车外 XD”
...........(完)
作者: juliette (感恩的心)   2006-05-12 11:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好赞 XDDD
作者: mntpo (转身)   2006-05-12 11:51:00
好好笑哦,真希望我在车上XD
作者: fanttaa (我是个ㄜˋ媳妇.....ccc)   2006-05-12 12:12:00
真想现场观摩一下.......XD
作者: protrek (普罗却克)   2006-05-12 12:16:00
还好还没投出去,不然就囧了
作者: greatlucifer (constable forever)   2006-05-12 12:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 边吃饭边看笨版肚子好痛
作者: lavandersea (lavender)   2006-05-12 12:29:00
哈哈好笑
作者: akanokuruma (做自己,好自在)   2006-05-12 12:34:00
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作者: HIBIKI (hibiki)   2006-05-12 12:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有好笑到
作者: sheaudih (The Hierophant)   2006-05-12 12:43:00
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作者: Franciske   2006-05-12 12:44:00
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作者: Elivanta (沉思鬼)   2006-05-12 12:46:00
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作者: Aseven ( 桃氏企业老板)   2006-05-12 12:47:00
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作者: cheis (cris)   2006-05-12 12:48:00
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作者: peliuya (Unknown)   2006-05-12 12:50:00
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作者: coldshawn ( )   2006-05-12 12:53:00
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作者: sacredsasa (sa)   2006-05-12 13:01:00
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作者: poor   2006-05-12 13:02:00
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作者: nrshoo   2006-05-12 13:07:00
XD
作者: mysteryou (忘了)   2006-05-12 13:12:00
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作者: Jube (简单的幸福)   2006-05-12 13:15:00
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作者: zxcbca   2006-05-12 13:15:00
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作者: bluestear   2006-05-12 13:27:00
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作者: biocement   2006-05-12 13:51:00
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作者: BruceX (文氏图之王)   2006-05-12 13:55:00
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作者: wangsynnex   2006-05-12 14:07:00
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作者: cathyptt   2006-05-12 14:09:00
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作者: chalon (火星先生)   2006-05-12 14:10:00
太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: KyoDragon (不要查我)   2006-05-12 14:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 那到底有没有把雨伞丢出去?
作者: alan2000 (莉莉亞)   2006-05-12 14:18:00
我笑了@@
作者: shinyhaung (我是Shiny)   2006-05-12 14:30:00
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作者: hashflying   2006-05-12 14:35:00
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作者: onesfool   2006-05-12 14:38:00
会不会有人上来写...搭捷运雨伞差点被丢出去?
作者: kilinyo   2006-05-12 14:47:00
真希望我在车上
作者: shaufu27 (我要玩拼图)   2006-05-12 16:05:00
会在黑特版看到 干~那是我的伞
作者: gingling (暖暖的)   2006-05-12 16:21:00
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作者: Ciline (Ciline)   2006-05-12 16:57:00
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作者: disjoint126 (Vary Melong)   2006-05-12 17:10:00
你以为假装不是你同学就不闪了吗!!!
作者: elena0708 (Elena)   2006-05-12 17:41:00
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作者: evaliao (eva)   2006-05-12 17:49:00
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作者: stones12   2006-05-12 18:06:00
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作者: Sillyegg (我相信)   2006-05-12 18:10:00
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作者: HenryYee ( )   2006-05-12 19:02:00
楼上五楼的反应也太过了吧 =.=
作者: takasi03 (ゆうこりんファン)   2006-05-12 19:04:00
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作者: wbs016   2006-05-12 19:20:00
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作者: chn   2006-05-12 21:10:00
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作者: moods39   2006-05-12 21:32:00
你以为假装不是你同学就不闪了吗!!!
作者: sunhow (Nikon 1)   2006-05-12 21:33:00
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作者: jeffgk2005 (天下没有你的午餐)   2006-05-12 22:05:00
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作者: iongjenq (雍正舞幽壑之潜蛟)   2006-05-12 22:12:00
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作者: selient (哈)   2006-05-12 23:12:00
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作者: haggis (haggis)   2006-05-12 23:25:00
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作者: unbisepenn (我爆!)   2006-05-12 23:30:00
丢出去就囧爆了 XD
作者: ntuutn (天啊 你是谁)   2006-05-12 23:35:00
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作者: c11335577 (Jen)   2006-05-12 23:52:00
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作者: kikini916 (kikini)   2006-05-12 23:55:00
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作者: pell8335 (孩子气)   2006-05-12 23:55:00
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作者: jungpo (希望~)   2006-05-12 23:57:00
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作者: zforlong   2006-05-13 00:17:00
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作者: fish0112 (鱼)   2006-05-13 00:38:00
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作者: lobby8612 (100个不想运动的理由)   2006-05-13 01:16:00
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作者: ThuLonnie (挖喜番麦)   2006-05-13 01:21:00
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作者: Yakult (Yakult)   2006-05-13 01:23:00
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作者: joanju (龙龙)   2006-05-13 01:31:00
丢出去会不会掉到捷运跟月台的隙缝啊 = =
作者: lynnping (婕爱飏)   2006-05-13 01:42:00
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作者: sTelcontars (海水正蓝)   2006-05-13 02:25:00
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作者: iamhenyu (阿Ben)   2006-05-13 09:47:00
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作者: those0   2006-05-13 10:45:00
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作者: delphinn (吃得囧中囧,方为囧上人)   2006-05-13 12:58:00
很好笑!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zilkle (SEE)   2006-05-13 13:21:00
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作者: ghostliness (皓)   2006-05-13 13:46:00
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作者: yao30712 (雪结晶)   2006-05-13 14:35:00
XD 好一个帅气 哈哈
作者: tylerfirst (Tyler)   2006-05-13 20:38:00
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作者: aowl   2006-05-13 21:02:00
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作者: maytime (Rui~*)   2006-05-13 23:01:00
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作者: lanton   2006-05-14 01:06:00
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作者: dans (Go for the eye)   2006-05-14 12:58:00
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作者: votinna (Let it be~~)   2006-05-14 14:38:00
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作者: fanlly (fanlly)   2006-05-15 09:20:00
这个好笑XDDD
作者: cling05 ( cling05)   2006-05-15 14:44:00
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作者: toranpu (我想要p币 Q.Q)   2006-05-16 00:22:00
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作者: neusiedle (guest)   2006-05-16 18:13:00
XD
作者: ihatechina ( )   2006-05-16 20:16:00
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作者: asami (阿撒米)   2006-05-16 22:54:00
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作者: dreamever   2006-05-17 13:39:00
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作者: trying10 (我不再是我    I
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作者: zhou (斌拉登潜水壳)   2006-05-21 01:39:00
XD
作者: OdieX   2006-05-21 02:07:00
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