[耍笨] 撞车 Ahriman PTT批踢踢实业坊

[耍笨] 撞车

楼主: Ahriman (无语问苍天) 2006-03-29 19:20:06

话说考完大学联考后两个月，因为刚考到驾照，所以每天
都快乐地骑着我的小50到处飙车，在巷子里钻啊钻。
不幸就这样发生了~~
在一个巷子口，我因为骑得太快，一台车冲出来，我刹车不及，
整台车直直撞上去，车子的车门被我撞凹了一个洞，而我的
小50龙头整个歪了。
由于他自己也是没看就冲出来，最后两人协调各赔各的。
Call了我朋友来载我回去后，我开始感觉不太对，因为肚子异常的痛，
，而且刚刚撞车时，龙头刚好撞到我的肚子，我心想：“该不会内出血
吧！”叫了我朋友，赶紧去医院检查。
医生问了我的情况后，摸摸我的肚子，帮我照了X光，然后叫我们去外面
等检验结果。
过了大约十分钟，护士叫我们可以进去看片子了，我抱着肚子，在我朋友的
搀扶下慢慢走进去。
医生将X光片挂在光板上，指著肠胃部份的黑影对我说：
“你大便太多了，去大一大吧！”
.....................Orz...............

作者: a830126a (a830126a) 2006-01-09 21:25:00

害我笑的跟个智障没两样...超过一分钟... 2012

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笑死

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我笑了

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作者: wings0711 2006-03-29 19:40:00

哈还抱着肚子进去看起来很悲情... 结果是便秘阿哈哈

作者: VitaminY (维他命Y) 2006-03-29 20:05:00

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作者: crazymomo (亏西摸摸) 2006-03-29 22:02:00

肚子好痛.....

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作者: juliey566 2006-03-29 22:09:00

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归八豆赛.....

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朋友应该全部当场大笑..............

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龙头把大便震松了…会比较方便吧…><

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我抱着肚子，在我朋友的搀扶下慢慢走进去..XD

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“你大便太多了，去大一大吧！”

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我噗的喷笑XD

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其实笨点在大便照出来是白的......= =

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铐妖我笑翻了 XD

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