[其他] GME 2037年 WSB未来文 (翻译)

楼主: kevin1828   2021-02-02 14:23:39
本文为翻译,原文网址https://tinyurl.com/4ybabsde
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The year is 2037. GME is $320 share.
今年是2037年。GME每股320元。
Both sides have held their positions for a decade plus,
at a complete stalemate.
The trench warfare has led
to distinct cultures and ways of life.
双方已经抱着他们的部位彻底不动超过10年了,
这场壕沟战造就了极特殊的文化与生活型态。
Shorting hedge fund managers and their progeny
now have a cult like worship of black holes.
They believe the slow dissolve
of their multi-generational wealth to interest rates
is their holy birthright.
Eventually they, like blessed light,
will be absorbed entirely by the One True Lender Bank,
and they will come out the other side clean and pure.
They must not hasten the process, though,
just as light cannot hasten its black hole rebirth.
It was born with a direction and held it firmly, for eons.
做空机构以及他们的后裔现在已经形成对黑洞的邪教崇拜,
他们相信放空利息对自己世代累积财富的侵蚀是神圣的权柄,
他们终究将有如恩典之光一般,
全然浸浴于那唯一真理的借款银行之中,
并自另一侧圣洁地浴火重生。
然而,他们却不应加速这个进程,
正如同恩典之光不得躁进于黑洞另一侧的重生。
打从出世之起他们即被施予了方向,
并持续紧握不放,直至永远。
GME shareholders now live in a caste system.
Citizens wear physical symbols
of their number of shares,
like pieces of flair.
Children inherit their parents’ flair,
and weddings are arranged
so as to strategically join the shares
and average price of two families.
The vehicle of choice is a Tesla Short Bus,
and everyone prays
to Deep Fucking Value each night.
He answers their prayers by holding,
and they honor him by doing the same.
GME股东现在生活于种姓社会之中。
公民皆身着符号标志,
以彰显他们持有的股权数,作为阶级的昭告。
子女们继承父母的阶级;
婚姻乃依据双方家庭股权策略联盟作为媒合。
最高档次的交通工具是Tesla Short Bus。
所有子民每天晚上对 Deep Fucking Value祈祷。
 祂将以继续HOLD来回应他们的祷告;
他们亦采取相同的行动,以荣耀 祂。
心得:
未来人开释了,看来这场HOLD之战还要持续很长一段时间。
作者: Akitsukineko (跌死的猫 Death the Neko)   2021-02-02 14:50:00
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