http://starcraft2-en-us-news-22940765.tk/
即使在四月一号暴雪也不忘要勤劳更新游戏
人族
矿螺
血量60 > 100
能源50 > 40
速度3.94 > 4.13
雷神
大小5.2 > 4.9
high impact payload 对护盾+5
诡雷
冷却时不现形
虫族
异化虫
变成空军单位而且对空+2伤害
母后
可以骑在异化虫身上而且速度1.31 > 5.37
骑在异化虫身上不会被伤害
虫洞
虫洞永久隐形
护甲上升至无限
卸载从 0.36 > 0.
神族
神族玩家会被删帐，但是可以在 reddit 贴梗图
bug fixes
campaign
自由之翼：避免让人以为人族在一对一比剧情 op
虚空之遗：修正讨厌的 bug 防止暴雪管理层专注手游市场
versus
堡垒建造时间基于你的时区
渡鸦的版本将变成随机因为没人知道它到底该变成什么样子
ui
修正 feardragon (英文台常见赛评) 的头像
修正某些玩家仍然可以使用 dva 播报员的 bug
修正 bug 避免有人真的以为这不是愚人节假补丁
Terran
MULE
Energy cost decreased from 50 to 40.
Health increased from 60 to 100.
Speed increased from 3.94 to 4.13.
Thor
Model size decreased from 5.2 to 3.9.
High Impact Payload now does +5 bonus damage against shields.
Widow Mine
Widow Mines are no longer revealed when Sentinel Missile is on cooldown.
Zerg
Zergling
Zergling are now flying units.
Zergling can now attack air units and does 10 (+2) damage.
Queen
Queens can now ride a Zergling to boost their speed from 1.31 to 5.37.
While riding a Zergling, the Queen can't take any damage from ennemy units.
Nydus Network/Nydus Worm
Nydus Worm are now permanently cloaked.
Nydus Worm armor while emerging increased from 6 to ∞.
Nydus Network and Nydus Worm initial unload delay decreased from 0.36 to 0.
Protoss
Due to popular demand, we finally decided to remove Protoss from Starcraft II.
Each Protoss player will get their account deleted.
They will still be able to post juicy memes on reddit of course.
BUG FIXES
Campaign
Wings of Liberty: Fixed an issue that caused people to think Terrans were as
Legacy of the Void: Fixed a nasty bug that caused Blizzard management to foc
Versus
Bunker build time will now depend on the timezone you are in.
The Raven's patch version will now be random because no one knows what this unit should be like.
UI
Fixed the text for FearDragon’s portrait.
Fixed an issue that caused certain people to still be able to use and see the D.va announcer.
Fixed a bug where people though this was an official balance patch and not a fake website for April fool's day.