前言：以下资讯推荐给完全不知道Twitch Plays系列的读者
http://0rz.tw/v70RM Twitch Plays Pokemon
http://0rz.tw/X8Fdj Twitch Plays Pokemon (Red)
http://0rz.tw/0uJFq Twitch Plays Pokemon (Crystal)
因为这东西太明显了，所以不用[情报]
以下尽我所能翻译一些，部分内容会加点料
http://esportsexpress.com/2014/03/twitch-plays-protoss/
IEM to Replace NaNiwa with Twitch Plays Protoss — March 13, 2014
Twitch Plays Protoss将取代黑暗神帝
ESL has announced plans to replace Alliance’s Johan “NaNiwa” Lucchesi
with an account powered by Twitch Plays Protoss (TPP) at the IEM World
Championship in Katowice, Poland. In February, Naniwa was eliminated in the
WCS Europe Round of 32 and recently stated that he has not played a single
ladder game in the last month.
ESL(电子竞技联盟)已经公布一项计画，为了取代不爽不要玩的NaNiwa选手，
他们将以一个由一狗票神族玩家操控的TPP(Twitch Plays Protoss)帐号，
来参加于波兰卡托维治所举办的IEM(Intel极限大师杯)世界大赛。
While critics say that a mass group of thousands of Protoss players could
not possibly compete in a field featuring players like Life, herO, Polt, and
sOs, many fans seem to favor TPP’s chances.
虽然批评声浪表示一坨暴民不可能与许多知名选手竞争，但是支持者也很乐意给TPP机会。
“Now there’s thousands of foreigners competing in IEM instead of just one,”
said one excited fan. “And they have all been practicing.”
“不只是一位玩家能参加IEM了，成千上万来自各国的乡民都能一起参与。”
一位兴奋的支持者如此表示。“他们现在已经蓄势待发。”
Protoss players have been increasingly frustrated with Blizzard’s reluctance
to change the Zerg swarm host, with players like Naniwa and Babyknight
considering retirement. Fortunately, TPP has no such weakness, as its
experience playing Pokemon Red non-stop for sixteen straight days proves
invaluable in ZvP.
BZ坚持不改变莲子虫让越来越多的神族玩家不爽，Naniwa和Babyknight也萌生退意。
幸运地，TPP没有这项弱点。他们具有连续十六天不眠不休地玩着神奇宝贝红的毅力。
Sources say several players fear TPP’s nearly infinite APM and
invulnerability against pressure or nerves, especially with IEM’s $100,000
winner-take-all format.
据了解，许多玩家以经开始害怕TPP会把IEM“赢者全拿”赛制中的10万美元抢走。
他们具有几乎无限的APM(平均每分钟操作数)，以及无惧任何压力的强韧信仰心。
“Twitch Plays Protoss might be too good,” said Zerg ombudsman Artur “
Nerchio” Bloch. “Pokemon had eight possible commands, but Protoss really
only has two or three.”
“TPP很可能会太强。”虫族出身的监察委员Artur "Nerchio" Bloch表示。
“神奇宝贝有８种指令，但神族宝贝实际上只需要２～３个。”
In fact, it is rumored that the WCS NA Premiere League player Choi “CranK”
Jae Won is actually TPP in disguise. Crank advanced in first place from his
Round of 32 group, defeating Terran players aLive and TaeJa.
事实上，已经有小道消息传出WCS选手Choi "CranK" Jae Won 事实上是由TPP所伪装的。
Crank在32强小组赛中干掉了人类选手aLive与TaeJa拿下了第一。
“Crank definitely exists — my wife has seen him eat, sleep, and walk
around,” said Axiom owner John “TotalBiscuit” Bain. “He is definitely
not a Twitch chat.”
“Crank真的是人类啦，他吃饭睡觉和走路都被我老婆看光光了。”
Axiom战队的当家John "TotalBiscuit" Bain表示。“他绝对不是Twitch来的。”
Currently, ESL is working out the logistics and costs of flying and housing
nearly 80,000 Protoss players in Poland.
为了估计数量约80000位神族玩家的机票、住宿等等后勤上的花费，
现在ESL正尽最大的努力筹备中。

神奇宝贝有８种指令，但神族宝贝只有２～３个。 超酸lol

XDDDD 之前就有外国乡民恶搞过Twitch Play Protoss

等一下这样要怎么玩啦www

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

未看先猜战术新突破，6E

神族宝贝♥♥♥

WZZZZZZZA

W Z A 3个?

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

靠 机票旅馆都包喔 我也想去XD

rofl

信不信连矿都挖不了 一定有几百人开赛就7E A过去

干 真的假的 太智障了XDDDDD

悍马2000表示：就算有10万只猴子操作，依旧只是猴子！

终于可以看到APM破千的比赛了XDDDDDDDDDDD

猴群负责WZZZZZZZZZZZZZZA，可是营运谁来负责？？？

无限APM XDDDDD

APM 无限 EPM = 0

要是可以一个人控制一个单位好像也蛮HIGH的

一人控制一个单位 那是在玩国战吗XDD

遇到的人不就free win 神奇宝贝走出新手村了吗 XDD

已经破关两次了XD

我要控控探测机谢谢 超萌的

ABBBBBK

会不会有临阵脱逃的狂战士XDDDD

主播：这个狂战士抽筋啦!!!

一定有人会卖队友

我有疑问，到时指令输入是接续输入还是同时输入？

Twitch plays protoss!

没差 会按A就好

神族宝贝XD

到时候我也可以参加了

不要叫我控巨象 我会送掉

神族种族优势 + 破千APM 这怎么打

竟然破关两次 XDDD

每个人都能控制一个单位就准备开始找战犯了

狂战A:狂战B你去哪? 还不快来打三矿 狂战B:我去GK对面主矿

一群人遥控的凤凰战队好像有点帅?

狂战C:GK主矿是三小 很喜欢被单抓喔? 狂战D: (跑去二矿)

马的 PIMBA 说不定连马路都打不赢

凤凰战队会变成只有抬人没有人要打吧

感觉让一个人控制一个兵种最适合啊 不过也会阵行脱节就是XD

笑了XDD 太恶搞了

重点是点开网页那张图，右边全是1A 1A 1A 1A阿 快笑死XDD

XDDDDDDDDDDDD 你不说我还没点开看图

图片超好笑...肚子超痛

Twitch plays protoss XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

tpp我要干死你

点开旁边Naniwa的新闻连结 看到好多八卦阿~~

黑暗神帝爆气 群体嘲讽 twitter上 见一个呛一个

1aaa1aaaaaaaaaa XD

想像是两百个单位 分别给两百个玩家控制这样一人控制一只

是什么情况可以这样操作？感觉好好玩啊，我想参加！

明明是四百只猴子控一只单位

这新闻是真的还是假的 我好像被骗了

这网站都是恶搞新闻拉

我根本先知 干

一个月前就说过这样就能玩了