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Date: 27th April 2017 , Thu
Daily Horoscope
Today isn't a good day to sign contracts or make any substantial purchases.
Go to the grocery store, by all means, but buy hamburger not tenderloin. Keep
your money in a safe place and save your reserves. Don't negotiate anything
today, Scorpio. No matter how good the offer sounds or how compelling the
deal, just walk away.
今天不是个签署任何合约或者作出任何巨额购入的日子。
去杂货店吧，各种意义上，不过是去买汉堡包而不是去买里脊肉。
把你的钱放在安全的地方并且节约你的储备吧。
今天不要商讨任何事情，蝎子。
无论那项交易那么难以抗拒或者他们声称能给你多好的条件也好，
先避开吧。
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Love Horoscope
The present planetary alignment creates the opportunity for much fun and
laughter. If you are going out on a first date with someone, then you could
find yourself involved in a humorous debate about the meaning of life and
love. But just make sure you get them to take you out beneath the moonlight
later on, otherwise they won't get to see the other delightful side of your
nature.
现在行星的排列创造了更多带来欢笑和乐趣的机会。
如果你今天与某个人第一次约会的话，
你会发现自己参与了一场与生活和爱有关的有趣讨论。
但是要确定你后来会和他们一起走到月光之下，
不然他们不会看到你本性之中讨喜的另一面。
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