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Date: 24th Apr 2016 , Sun
Daily Horoscope
Just how long has it been since you indulged in a big helping of your
favorite guilty pleasure, Scorpio? It's time to let the youngster in you come
out and play today. Eat that chocolate, read those mindless magazines, or
skip down the sidewalk. You've been taking life much too seriously lately.
Even grownups are entitled to indulge in the pleasures of youth from time to
time.
自从你上次尽情放纵在你热爱的事情上究竟过了多久呢，蝎子?
今天是时候让你心中年轻的一面出来玩了。
吃那块巧克力，读那些不用动脑的杂志或者从行人道跳下来。
你近来对生活实在太认真了。
即使是成年人们都有权偶尔放纵在年轻人的乐趣中。
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Love Horoscope
You may find that your love life feels a little like walking through sticky
toffee. The position of the heavenly bodies means that you are not sure what
to make of the signals you are receiving from your sweetheart. They could be
interpreted either way, which is making you very insecure. Perhaps it would
be better if you stopped trying, and for the time being concentrate on having
fun.
你可能发现你的爱情生活感觉就像走在黏糊的太妃糖上一样。
天体的位置指你不确定怎样了解那些从你的爱人收到的信号。
这些信号能够以任何方式解读，
这使你非常没安全感。
也许你停止尝试去解读，
然后将时间集中在玩乐可能比较好点。
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