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Date: 1st Apr 2016 , Fri
Daily Horoscope
If you've been thinking about starting a new creative project, Scorpio, don't
try to do it today. Friends and family could vie for your attention and
distract you. Other responsibilities could interfere with your desire to get
going on it now. Don't hesitate to try to come up with ideas, but you might
have to wait until tomorrow to start the work. Tomorrow you should be raring
to go. Be patient!
蝎子，如果你一直在构思关于开始新的创意计划的话，
别在今天作任何尝试。
朋友和家人会夺走你的注意力并且令你分心。
其他职务会妨碍你去继续构思这个计划的渴望。
不用顾虑，尝试构思更多的想法吧，不过你应该等到明天才开始行动。
明天你应该巴不得马上就开始。
所以今天先耐心一点吧！
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Love Horoscope
The movement of the heavenly bodies may mean that your date this evening has
a distinctly philosophic approach to life. Not only this, but their attitude
is unique as well. Although there may not be any great show of passion right
away, you will find yourself enthralled by the new levels and dimensions of
conversation you both uncover. This may become a deep friendship before it
becomes anything else.
天体的运动意味着你晚上的约会有着很达观的生活态度。
不止如此，他们的态度亦会同样地独特。
虽然可能没有马上表现出什么特别的热情，
但你会发现自己被你们拓展的全新对话层次及范围吸引住了。
在这变成其他情况之前这将会是一段很深入的友谊。
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