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Date: 7th Feb 2016 , Sun
Daily Horoscope
Consider channeling your philosophical inspirations into some creative
writing, Scorpio. You’ll certainly enjoy this type of activity. Even if you
haven't explored this before, there's no better day than today to give it a
whirl. Why not start a journal if you haven't done so already? This will give
your ideas a place to incubate, and it can become a starting point for
further reflection. Or you could try your hand at poetry and fiction instead.
引导你哲学的灵感去一些创意写作之中吧，蝎子。
你绝对会享受这类活动的。
即使你以前从来没试过写作，但再没有比今天更适合试一试的了。
如果你还没试过写日记的话为什么不开始试试写呢?
这会令你的构想开始发芽，它会成为一个起点令你进一步思考。
当然也可以试试写诗歌或者小说。
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Love Horoscope
If you are out on a first date tonight, it will be great fun, with a lot of
bizarre and philosophical topics of conversation thrown in. But don't expect
to feel any great depth of emotion, at least not yet. This may start off more
on the intellectual than the feeling level, but that doesn't mean that it
won't get any deeper.
如果你今晚要赴第一次约会，
那今晚将会因为各种哲学及离奇的话题的加入而变得非常有趣。
但是请别期待太深入的情感，最少目前还没有。
比起感性的层面更可能会从知识性的层面开始，
但这不代表谈话的话题不会愈来愈深入。
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