A man drowned in a tub of milk with a banana in his ear.
Authorities suspect a cereal killer.
A toilet was stolen from the precinct.
Police have nothing to go on.
Someone broke a hole in the nudist colony's fence.
Cops are looking into it.
Why don't skeletons date?
They don't have any body to got out with.
Why can't mummies keep friends?
They're too wrapped up in themselves.
Do Zombies eat candy with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
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