※ 引述《gautier (Zoo)》之铭言：
: 板凳＂暴徒 ＂的描写！
: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecv6NBZwedE
Jimmy Kimmel:哈囉,各位观众,今年冠军赛结束了.即是在季后赛中,在球员名单上仍然可以
看见很多明星,LBJ,Dirk,Wade.这些拥有数字可观的合约,拥有他们名字的球
鞋的名人.但那些没有上场真正打到球的人呢?这个想法一直在我脑海里徘徊
不去,因此我打给一个要好的朋友,他是在麦克风上很有名(歌唱明星)的人,
最后,那些默默无闻的人今天终于能被唱名.带来这首歌"Benchwarmers".
歌曲开始:
"Benchwarmers" by Jimmy Kimmel & Usher
All the green basketball players, I have one thing in common.
对于所有的绿叶球员,我有一个共通的看法.
See they never be the best without the guys on the bottom.
最后时刻,他们永远没能出头,依然无法摆脱红花.
The man waves the towel, the jonathan's tone is in grace.
挥着毛巾的人,代表苹果成熟颜色的日子在后退.
The guy drinks the Gatorades, but you never see their legs.
喝着开特力的人,但你永远无法看见他们的腿.
On the bench not do with nothing(noting at all), and between their knees,
在板凳上闲闲没事(真的没事),只能抱着膝盖发呆.
Stretch is not in the courtside seat, have hi-five at some celebrity.
坐在板凳好无奈,只能和明星击掌说嗨.
These benchs will be cold without you, Benchwarmers.
这些板凳因为没有你而冰冷,温板凳的.
So we tired looked delegate we love you, Benchwarmers.
因此我们疲惫地表示我们爱你,温板凳的.
You stand up and you sit back down, Benchwarmers.
你站了起来,又做了回去,温板凳的.
For these you travel lots of towns, Benchwarmers.(Benchwarmers)
你因此流浪了许多城镇,温板凳的.
For Hi-five you gonna need a benchwarmer,
当你要击掌的时候,你需要温板凳的.
For lo-five you gonna need a benchwarmer.
当你要鼓励的时候,你需要温板凳的.
(相较Hi,用low,有用比较低沉的声音.笔者认为是搞笑用.)
Gain in a hug you gonna need a benchwarmer,
当你需要一个拥抱时,你需要温板凳的.
For a little cradle, OH~ you gonna get a benchwarmer.
像是一个小摇篮一般,你需要一个温板凳的.
This one goes out to the white Guy (White Guy), who never get into the game.
这首歌献给那个白人,那位从来不曾上场比赛的.
(后面的演员很称职演出,一起站起来,是因为板凳的通常都是这样...然后才搞清楚,原来其
中一个不是白人,没人叫你呀,黑人.)
Like Brian Scalabrine, he still deserve some fans~ooh
就像Brain Scalabrine,它依然赢得一些粉丝.
(Brain Scalabrine大家应该不陌生.有名的吉祥物.)
[以下Jim开始乱入,唱起R-Kelly的"I believe I can fly"]
I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky.
I think about every night and day, I spread the wing and...
[Usher 阻止Jim]
Ho..Ho..hold a wait.
喔,喔,嘿,等等.
[Jim]
What?
干嘛?
[互看几秒]
......
[Usher]
BENCH!
去坐板凳!
[回来继续唱,Jim不死心还是在后面帮腔.]
You never play a single minutes, BENCHWARMERS,
你从来不曾打满一分钟,温板凳的.
The game is on but you're not here, BENCHWARMERS.
比赛开始了,但你不在,温板凳的.
In high-school you were the best(that was then), BENCHWARMERS. WARM that bench!
在高中你曾经是很棒的(那时候),温板凳的. (快去板凳!!)
Now you sit down, sit down at the bench and praise whole night, BENCHWARMERS.
现在你坐着,坐在板凳,然后整夜加油,温板凳的.
You are a benchwarmer~~~wo~ho~o.
你是一个温板凳的.
[Usher唱完了开始说话]
So all my benchwarmers out there, me and Jim thank you.
献给所有板凳球员们,我和Jimmy感谢你们.
So much for you support, fot all the motivation you give to the real players,
感谢你的支持,和给予所有先发球员的热情.
All of your unique handshakes, chases and bombs. We thank you.
那些你们独特的挥手加油,肢体动作和投入比赛的方式.我们感谢你.
[Jim]
Yo, thanks.
没错,谢谢.
听译完毕!有错请多多指教,谢谢观看.