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Josh Hart says his wife’s breast milk tasted like vanilla flavored almond
milk when he tried it during a blind taste test
“I would say 85% of new dads at least wonder what breast milk tastes like.
So we had family over that day, and they asked me, ‘Have you tried it?’ I’
m like, ‘No, I haven’t tried it.’ But if I ever do, I want to be burped, I
want to be cradled, I want everything’”
“Then somehow I got finessed into doing a blind tasting. So we had a couple
flavors of almond milk, a creamer and breast milk. They blindfolded me, and I
was trying the different ones. I tried it, and it was like vanilla-flavored
almond milk. That’s how it tasted”
“I literally took the blindfold off after I tasted it. I’m like, ‘Damn,
this actually doesn’t taste bad. This has got to be the breast milk.’ I
just knew because it tasted the best out of all of them. It wasn’t even a
shot glass full of breast milk. It wasn’t bad, I’ll say that”
Josh Hart 说，他老婆的母乳喝起来就像香草口味的杏仁奶。当时他还被家人蒙着眼睛玩
了一场“盲测”。
我想，至少有 85% 的新手爸爸都会好奇母乳到底是什么味道。
“所以那天家人刚好来家里，他们就问我：‘你喝过母乳吗？’我说：‘没有，我还没喝
过。’但如果我真的要喝，我希望有人帮我拍嗝、把我抱在怀里，所有流程我都要有。”
“结果不知道怎么回事，我就被‘套路’去做盲测了。我们准备了几种杏仁奶口味、一种
奶精，还有母乳。他们把我的眼睛蒙起来，让我一个一个试。我喝到其中一个，觉得味道
就像香草口味的杏仁奶。母乳喝起来就是那个味道。”
“我一喝完就直接把眼罩拿掉了。我说：‘靠，这其实一点都不难喝。这肯定就是母乳。
我就是知道，因为它是所有东西里面最好喝的。那杯母乳甚至连一个小酒杯都装不满。反
正我只能说，真的没有不好喝。”
心得：Josh Hart 大谈