[花边] 大桥醉酒后直播懒人包

楼主: Kai877 (淡江吴签)   2026-06-16 10:38:33
https://x.com/knicks_union/status/2066595409506787685?s=46
Everything Mikal said on his drunk IG live today
‧ Shouted out Atlanta for pissing him off and turning him up
点名感谢老鹰,说他们惹毛了自己,反而让自己打得更猛。
‧ Called Ariel Hukporti “35” and joked that he lied on his birth certificate
称 Ariel Hukporti 为“35岁”,还开玩笑说他肯定是出生证明造假。
‧ Called Jalen Brunson the GOAT and said his big-ass head needs a statue.
称 Jalen Brunson 是 GOAT,还说他那颗超大的头应该立座雕像。
‧ Referred to Victor Wembanyama as the “French Prince N****"
称呼 Victor Wembanyama 为“法国王子N****”。
‧ Called KAT a “big foot ass n****"
称 Karl-Anthony Towns 是个“大脚怪N****”
‧ Said Yabusele is a savage for dunking on LeBron.
说 Guerschon Yabusele 颜扣 LeBron James 那球真的超狠。
‧ Confirmed that Dolan told the team not to have sex for 10 weeks.
证实 James Dolan 曾告诉全队 10 周内不准做爱。
‧ Told Dolan to build a practice facility in the city.
叫 Dolan 赶快在市区盖一座训练馆。
‧ Admitted he could’ve played better and still has more to prove.
坦承自己其实可以打得更好,接下来还有很多东西需要去证明。
‧ Said he wishes he was in the room when Coldplay made “Lost!”
说他真的好希望当年 Coldplay 在创作神曲《Lost!》的时候,自己能在录音室现场亲眼见
证。
‧ Said Brunson and the Knicks are “ready for another run.”
说Brunson 和尼克已经准备好再次冲冠。
‧ Said Leon Rose changed the culture and organization.
大赞总裁 Leon Rose 彻底改变了这支球队的文化与整个球团组织。
‧ Said Becky Hammon’s “1A” comments fueled Brunson to win a chip
直言当年 WNBA 传奇教练 Becky Hammon 批评 Brunson“不是 1A 等级建队基石”的言论,
反倒成了最强燃料,直接逼出现在拿到总冠军的 Brunson。
‧ Called Chris Paul a troll for sending him a Nets football helmet after he got
traded and called him an “old ass n****"
爆料 Chris Paul在他被交易到尼克后,CP3 竟然寄了一个篮网队(前东家)的橄榄球头盔
去嘲讽他,大桥直接笑骂 CP3 是一个“老家伙N****”
作者: RandyOrlando (兰迪)   2026-06-16 10:41:00
法国王子那个
作者: yannick80116 (Yannick)   2026-06-16 10:42:00
头盔不是交易到篮网时候送的吗
作者: GordonJordan (戈灯乔灯)   2026-06-16 10:45:00
作者: turtlebearha   2026-06-16 10:49:00
还好啦大桥也没什么暴言
作者: rainbowcrash (洋)   2026-06-16 10:54:00
薪资帽+现代体系,总管真的才是夺冠关键
作者: GordonJordan (戈灯乔灯)   2026-06-16 10:55:00
直播到AR球衣他也说AR尼哥
作者: Like5566Like (㊣ 永远的5566 ㊣)   2026-06-16 11:14:00
发疯啦
作者: billgreenoil (阿扁巴巴大侠)   2026-06-16 11:28:00
欸欸阿盛他可以讲
作者: jackjoke2007 (jjk)   2026-06-16 11:57:00
CP3 笑死
作者: GordonJordan (戈灯乔灯)   2026-06-16 12:44:00
糖糖交易是大成功 还顺便把Randle蛋雕
作者: KiniroMosaic (梓妹妹)   2026-06-16 15:17:00
严厉斥责,你发疯了尼克队超负荷
作者: RandyOrlando (兰迪)   2026-06-16 15:33:00
ddv好像拿过冠军了

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