[花边] Jermaine O'Neal谈因为OREO饼干离开热火

楼主: hanson90244 (阿憨)   2022-05-22 11:35:12
来源:https://www.instagram.com/p/CdyEnoZjJ10/
Jermaine O'Neal:
Listen, I'm going to be honest. I'm going to start with Miaimi.
They wanted me to re-sign. I knew that Bron and them was coming, and this is the realest thing I could tell y'all:
当初热火想要跟他重新签约,他也知道LBJ等会到来。
You know, they got that 8% body fat for a big guy.
That's heavy lifting.
他们要求8%的体脂,对大个子来说相当不容易。
I remmber going into the pantry at night.
Looking at the Oreos, the Oreos looking at me.
我记得我走进甜点柜,看着Oreo饼干,Oreo饼干也看着我。
And I could't- Bruh, I am in a full battle, daily, on what I ate.
And I was like, "Bruh, I am 30-plus years old, I can't go through this."
我已经一整天都在跟吃什么奋斗了!我就想:我已经30几岁了,我受不了这些了。
So I was like, "Bruh,I'm too old to be having a debate whether I want o have an Oreo or not.
我只觉得我已经老到不需要去争执要不要吃Oreo饼干了。
Right? I can't do that S***. So that's why I left Miami.
这就是我离开迈阿密的原因。
心得:
Zion:还好我在鹈鹕....
作者: orion1991830 (鸡哩咕噜希哩哗啦吱吱喳)   2022-05-22 11:36:00
职业球员
作者: car1osboozer (想离开了)   2022-05-22 11:37:00
oreo换两冠
作者: Harrison1814   2022-05-22 11:39:00
8%体脂…OREO还是吃好吃满比较实在XD
作者: sunnydragon7 (香肠)   2022-05-22 11:48:00
我不要跟Oreo分手啦QAQ
作者: KingChang711 (十二星超级上将)   2022-05-22 12:04:00
这理由有点鬼扯
作者: everybody417   2022-05-22 12:22:00
我看着奶子 奶子也看着我
作者: Utopiasphere   2022-05-22 12:31:00
“我恨那些胖子,他们让双层Oreo饼干停了产,让麦当劳不再卖超级汉堡,下一步他们也许会禁止卖冰淇淋!”——老巴谈节食运动
作者: www456789789 (马铃)   2022-05-22 12:35:00
笑死
作者: Giovinazzi99 (alpharomeo)   2022-05-22 13:02:00
反观台湾职篮球员 林冠均
作者: shooooooboom (咻蹦)   2022-05-22 13:41:00
无情工商
作者: pagenotfound (404 not found)   2022-05-22 14:09:00
时间久了,杂鱼都可以洗白了
作者: dontdoitbaby (ANACONDAS)   2022-05-22 15:48:00
好奇萝莉有吗?
作者: horstyle0411 (树林马尚)   2022-05-22 16:27:00
这又是真的还是假的欧肥欧肥食言而肥X,看到吃的就想到欧肥
作者: alfonsosoria (我是乡民)   2022-05-22 21:50:00
为啥一堆人在提欧肥 不是小欧吗==

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