※ 引述《willy911006 (小温)》之铭言：
: 因为可能有板友想看一下Reddit对输球的反应，所以我决定挑几则热门留言，顺便练习翻
: 译，有错请告知，感谢！
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笑死了 看到肚子痛 REDDIT一整个酸爆
翻译几个超酸的
"Space Jam: New Legacy Extended Cut.
Lebron James and Don Cheadle return to help Team USA
exceed expectations, defy all odds, and obtain the bronze medal."
"怪物奇兵 全新世代 导演延伸加长版
老詹跟唐奇铎回归拯救美国队，不惧一切困难，最终.....依然取得铜牌"
"Yeah I think maybe also the whole Tune squad may need to lend a
helping hand too"
"是啊! 我觉得连乐一通队(兔巴哥、达菲鸭、萝拉兔、猪小弟等等)
也该对美国队伸出援手"
"Dame Time aint working in non US Timezones"
Dame Time 在非美国时区不管用
"That’s why they were able to make him an old man in Space Jam"
那就是说明为什么他在怪物奇兵里面是个老人
What you mean? His French passport is in the mail, Damién Lillárd.
Lillard 的法国护照正准备寄过来 "Damién Lillárd"
And Kevin Durant doesn‘t even need to correct his name
for the French passport
KD的法国护照看起来不需要更改成法文的姓名
"KD after the game: Mon Prochain Chapitre"
KD在比赛后发推写上法文 " 我的下一个章节" (MY NEXT CHAPTER)
"The hardest macaron"
KD是最硬的马卡龙 (美国杯子蛋糕变法国马卡龙)
"KD about to take a 23andme test to see if he has any French ancestry"
KD正准备接受基因测试，看他的祖先是否有法国人"
"Kevin De Rant"
KD的法国名
"KD in 2 weeks"
https://i.imgur.com/GDFsOy8.jpg
"Don't worry. KD can just reuse the test results after the
Nigeria game."
不用担心这个，KD在输给尼日利亚赛后已经去测试基因了
"Joe Biden trying to get Giannis a us passport as we speak"
我们在讨论的同时拜登正准备给字母哥一本美国护照
"Giannis one has already been processed,
they’re working on the Jokic one now"
字母哥的美国护照已经没问题了，现在他们正在乔JOKIC那一份"
"US lost to France, France lost to Japan (in warmup games).
Japan > US!"
美国输给法国，法国输给日本(热身赛) 日本>>>美国
"Harry Truman waking up in his coffin like the Undertaker"
杜鲁门在棺材里跟UNDERTAKER一样准备醒来 (二战原子弹地狱梗)
"Tokyo already preparing for the nuke."
东京准备好了(被原爆)
"Iso States of America"
讽刺United States of America 美国合众国