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NBA Fan Compares Players To Porn Stars: Michael Jordan, LeBron James, Stephen
Curry, And Others
NBA粉丝把球员跟AV明星比较：Michael Jordan，LeBron James，Stephen Curry等
NBA fans often have too much time to think and do things that the rest of the
people wouldn't. NBA Twitter is a wild place, but every now and then, we find
fans making very interesting content for the rest of the community.
不像其他人，NBA粉丝们时间太多，可以想跟做些有没有的。但是有时候，这些粉丝会做些
很有趣的东西让大家欣赏。
One of the most curious cases happened recently when somebody decided it was
actually a good idea to compare the current NBA stars to porn stars.
@DaMightyChiefs thought and analyzed all of this to explain why stars like
LeBron James, Michael Jordan, and more are very similar to certain porn
stars.
最近一件最诡异的案例是有人决定要把目前的NBA明星拿来跟AV明星比较。一位推特乡民认
为并分析解释，为什么像是LBJ，MJ等NBA球员会很像某些AV明星。
推特连结: https://twitter.com/DaMightyChief/status/1391585094188474369
The explanations are hilarious and fans must have thought this person really
nailed with them. This has become a big deal on Twitter, and the fan already
promised a second part.
他的分析说明非常好笑，粉丝们认为讲的鞭辟入里。这在推特上非常轰动，而这位推特乡
民也承诺他会有下一集。
LBJ像: https://imgur.com/ogiyy5J.jpg
"Abella Danger is like LeBron James because shes the best in the game. She’s
versatile in both ends of the floors(Lesbian and Straight). The D always
surrounds her and shes very good with the ball. Shes also clutch when it
matters."
“Abella Danger像LBJ的原因是她是她领域里最顶尖的。她在场上两端(蕾丝边跟异性)
都可以，总是有一堆的防守(尸吊)围绕着她，而且她在处理球(蛋)球(蛋)上也很顶尖。而
当在紧要关头的时候，她也可以得分。”
Ja Morant像: https://imgur.com/o9ljl21.jpg
"Ash Kash like Ja Morant because shes young and new to the game but already a
legend. She has the potential to go far in the sport. Sacrificing her body
for the long run. Shes also a fan favorite. Shes good at attacking the rim
and leaving nothing left."
“Ash Kash像Ja Morant的原因是她很年轻，刚入行，但是已经是个传奇了。她在这领域有
潜力可以做很久，她为了长远着想会愿意牺牲她的身体，而且她也是粉丝们的最爱。她攻
击篮(屁)框(眼)也是很有心得，不留活口。”
Enes Kanter像: https://imgur.com/1O6BlKk.jpg
"Mia Khalifa is like Enes Kanter because she had one good season and everyone
thinks shes amazing. Shes hated by her country just like Enes. Her boobs are
the size of the turkey kurdish monster. Her body frame gives her advantage to
be on top of D."
“Mia Khalifa像Enes Kanter的原因是她有一个很好的赛季，然后大家都认为她棒透了。
她就像Enes一样被她的国家讨厌，她的奶子大的像是个turkey kurdish怪兽(这梗我不
懂)。她的身材让她在防守(尸吊)上可以取得有利位置。”
Kyle Lowry像: https://imgur.com/8NRcK6H.jpg
"Violet Myers is like Kyle Lowry because she has a Humongous Big Grabber
Wrabber Juicy Succulent Beatable Eatable Ass. Shes hall of fame worthy,
deserves to be an all star, and all around a goat of her franchise."
“Violet Myers像Kyle Lowry的原因是她有个超级无敌巨大超软有弹性多汁可口的屁股。
她有名人堂的价值，明星赛明星，而且也是她公司的GOAT。”
Michael Jordan像: https://imgur.com/JFbsjvD.jpg
"Johnny Sins is like Michael Jordan because hes the GOAT. Johnny Sins did
everything. He was a Firefighter, Doctor, Teacher, ETC. He was there when you
needed him the most like The Last Airbender. He is the legend, the myth, the
man. Also bald."
“Johnny Sins像MJ是因为他是个GOAT。Johnny Sins做所有的事情，他可以是个消防员，
可以是医生，可以是老师....当需要他的时候，他就会出现，就像是动画:降世神通-最后
的气宗。他就是个传奇，是个谜，是真男人。而且，他也是个光头。”
球三像: https://imgur.com/gt3pNde.jpg
"Astrid Wett is like LaMelo Ball because she has alot of hype surrounding her.
Shes already All Star Caliber and everyone is ready for her next move as a
player. She has alot of talent but needs to work on her D work and turnovers
on the court."
“Astrid Wett像球三是因为在刚入行就有很多的消息。她已经有全明星的表现，每个人都
准备好要看她身为球(演)员的下一个动(片)作(子)。她天赋满满，但是在防守(尸吊)上还
得努力，减少场上的失误。”
咖哩像: https://imgur.com/6fpnn4T.jpg
"Lana Rhodes is Steph Curry because she changed the game. Without Lana Rhodes
we wouldn’t have the talent in the league we have right now. She is
incredible both sides of the game. Even if she’s slacking on the D her
offense will show out. Legendary."
“Lana Rhodes像咖哩是因为她改变了整个生态。没有Lana Rhodes，我们不会有像现在联
盟里这么多的天赋。她在场上两端都是不可思议的，尽管她在防守(尸吊)上面很懒散，但
是她在攻击上是充满表现的，太传奇了。”
杨怀乐像: https://imgur.com/gDKnu42.jpg
"Lena Paul is like Zion Williamson because she is built different. She
literally had sex with a fan and im not talking an actual person. She has the
abilty to be on top of the league but always falls short to due short
cumings. Legend in the making."
“Lena Paul像杨怀乐是因为她体格异于常人。她真的跟个粉(风)丝(扇)上床，而且我不是
说是真的人喔(https://imgur.com/FzhuEm9 仅供大家参考)。她有能力可以在联盟里成为
顶尖球员但总是因为一些缺点(高潮)差了那么一点。她是正在成形中的传奇。”
龟龟像: https://imgur.com/FOqKJCM.jpg
"Riley Reid is like Russell Westbrook because they are both overrated and has
a mickey mouse mvp. She started her career off good but over time became
annoying. She is still good but she doesn’t hit the same anymore. Legend tho."
“Riley Reid像龟龟是因为他们两个都过誉，都拿过平庸的MVP。她一开始表现的很好，但
是后来的表现就很恼人。她仍旧是个好球(演)员，但是再也不一样了。仍旧是个传奇。”
Vince Carter像: https://imgur.com/rZuBrVH.jpg
"Sara Jay is like Vince Carter shes old asl. She has all the traits that you
want and was amazing in her prime. Will go down the hall of fame. Hates me
and blocked me but I still watch her videos. Tell her to unblock me please I
miss her :("
“Sara Jay像VC是因为她真的老。她有所有我们想要的特质，而且当她在她巅峰期的时候
真的是棒呆惹。一定可以进名人堂的，但是她讨厌我，而且封锁我，但是我还是看她的影
片。有人可以跟她说一下不要封锁我吗? 我好想她喔~~”