[花边] 球评:若吹杨有Lowry的屁股 就可以撞飞防守

楼主: pneumo (超☆冒险盖)   2021-01-01 11:31:04
来源: NBA Central
网址: https://twitter.com/TheNBACentral/status/1344759061145935878
"Zach Lowe on Trae Young’s new way of drawing fouls: "If he had Kyle Lowry’s
butt, he would be knocking dudes ten feet backwards."
“Zach Lowe讲到Trae Young要犯的新招式:‘若他有Kyle Lowry的屁股的话,他就可以把
守他的人撞飞3公尺外。”
吹杨要犯影片: https://streamable.com/he1vfn
Reddit乡民表示:
"Kyle Lowry’s ass is so fat that serious NBA analysts make jokes about it
lmao. His ass has to be fatter than at least 75% of all women"
“Kyle Lowry的屁股已经大到连认真的NBA球评都会对他的屁股开玩笑了,笑死我惹。他的
屁股一定比75趴的女人大。”
"DeRozan said he was seeking out Lowry on switches... "but Kyle's fat ass know
how to guard me obviously."
“DeRozan说他在换防的时候会去找Lowry....‘但是Kyle的肥屁股很明显知道要怎么守
我。’”
"If my player doesn't have HOF thiccness I don't want him"
“如果我的球员没有名人堂等级的屁股的话,我是不会要他的。”
"First time my girlfriend watched the Raptors she goes 'Jesus that number 7
guy has a huge ass'"
“我马子第一次看暴龙的比赛,她说,‘老天啊~~那个7号球员的屁股真大~~’”
"He’s also built like an obese mexican kid"
“他身材看起来也像是个肥胖的墨西哥小孩。”
"Who would be better? Lebron with Curry's shot or Trae with Lowry's buttocks?"
“谁比较强?有Curry的外线的LBJ vs 有着Lowry屁股的吹杨?”
"THICC Young"
“肥杨”
“I wonder how Lowry feels about his cheeks being iconic"
“我很好奇Lowry对于他的屁股变成他的标志的想法是怎样。”
作者: kyoko3678906   2021-01-01 11:34:00
胡子:有人提到屁股?
作者: blueocean292 (蓝海)   2021-01-01 11:39:00
到底有多大 有比较图吗
作者: sampsonlu919 (欢迎所有球队教训旧金山)   2021-01-01 11:42:00
Lowry的身高不像恐龙 但臀部像
作者: saintmin1002 (Ming1002)   2021-01-01 11:48:00
FBI:有谁提到萝莉的屁股吗
作者: blueocean292 (蓝海)   2021-01-01 11:58:00
作者: Antibody0409 ( )   2021-01-01 12:09:00
他这季有够会要 平均15.5个罚球
作者: sampsonlu919 (欢迎所有球队教训旧金山)   2021-01-01 12:10:00
话说暴龙似乎也不排斥阿登
作者: littlelaibia (赖包包)   2021-01-01 15:34:00
https://i.imgur.com/t2ftEPa.jpgHill:这种大屁股我最懂

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