[花边] 线上分类帽游戏把Kobe分到史莱哲林学院

楼主: pneumo (超☆冒险盖)   2020-01-08 00:12:34
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Kobe Bryant Proves He’s A Real Villain By Getting Sorted Into Slytherin By
Harry Potter Online Sorting Hat
Kobe Bryant玩哈利波特线上分类帽游戏被分到史莱哲林学院
Kobe Bryant has never been one to shy away from being the villain. Over the
course of his 20-year career, there were many times that people were rooting
against him and even now, there are villain-like narratives being thrown
around about his career.
Kobe Bryant对于当坏人从来就不会回避,他20年的篮球生涯中,就有很多次有人表示讨厌
他,即使到现在,讲到他的篮球生涯就会有一些说他是坏人的说法跑出来。
Kobe has always embraced that role as another challenge for him to overcome.
Despite the narratives being thrown his way, Kobe has always found a way to
win and succeed, both during his career and his life after it.
对于那种角色,Kobe总是很享受,认为是一种挑战,想去克服它。在Kobe的篮球岁月以及
他的平常生活,尽管有那些说法针对他,Kobe始终可以找到方式战胜他们。
Ironically, even the internet seems to recognize this fact.
很讽刺的,似乎连网络世界都认为他是坏人。
In a filter dedicated to finding his “Harry Potter” wizard house, he wasn’
t named with the famous and prestigious Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff
groups. Instead, Kobe bean was put with the Slytherins: the bad guys. A group
of the worst and most powerful wizards.
一个网络游戏可以帮使用者找到适合他的魔法学院,Kobe没有被分进去著名有声望的学
院,像是葛莱分多,雷文克劳或者赫夫帕夫。相反地,他被分进史莱哲林:都是坏家伙,
一群最坏也是最有力量的巫师。
影片连结: https://twitter.com/i/status/1213243829144313856
Sam Quinn of CBS Sports shared the most glaring similarities between Bryant
and Slytherins’ most powerful member, Voldemort:
CBS Sport记者Sam Quinn比较了Kobe跟史莱哲林里最有力量的成员佛地魔,两者有多相似:
"Albus Dumbledore once claimed that Voldemort never had a friend, nor did he
want one. Bryant literally told GQ that he was incapable of high-level
friendship."
"邓不利多曾经说过佛地魔没有朋友,他也不想要有朋友。Bryant也曾经跟GQ杂志讲过他没
办法有挚友。"
"Both were prodigies. Bryant entered the NBA Draft as a teenager. Voldemort
was already capable of controlling his magic before attending Hogwarts."
"两个都是天才神童,Kobe是在青少年时就被选进NBA,佛地魔则是还没进霍格华兹之前就
已经可以控制他的魔法。"
"Voldemort took extreme and unnatural steps towards immortality by creating
Horcruxes. Bryant undertook a number of unusual treatments in the name of
prolonging his career, including traveling all the way to Germany for plasma
rich platelet therapy not allowed by the FDA."
"佛地魔为了追求不死采取了极端且不自然的方式,最后创造出分灵体。Kobe则是以为了延
长篮球生命的理由采取了不寻常的方式,其中包括了去德国接受当时仍不被FDA准许的浓厚
血小板血浆注射等。"
There you have it. The similarities are quite stunning.
从这些来看,两者的相似性真的颇让人惊讶。
And though that type of classification might seem disappointing to some,
Bryant seemed thrilled. And why shouldn’t he be? It’s nothing new for him
and something he has embraced his whole life.
尽管那种分类的方式似乎会让某些人失望,但是Kobe似乎很开心。为什么不呢? 对他来
说,这跟他一辈子都在面对的东西并没有不一样。
It’s just who he is.
Kobe就是这样子的人。
作者: jjjohnny1282 (伏特加菲貓)   2020-01-08 00:21:00
丹x地魔,hen会!
作者: somebody1025 (火哥)   2020-01-08 00:23:00
丹佛地魔XDDD
作者: happyben1025 (happyben1025)   2020-01-08 01:13:00
话说哈利他儿子也史来哲林的啊
作者: AnnHeeYung77 (ChuchuHaNi)   2020-01-08 02:15:00
其实史莱哲林应该是纯种的象征啦 史拉轰也是史莱哲林啊 他就是个孬孬 应该只是因为佛地魔的力量和纯种理念吸引了一堆血统概念根深蒂固的史莱哲林
作者: HorseaDragon   2020-01-08 03:23:00
丹佛地魔笑死
作者: ButterflyBao (蝴蝶宝宝)   2020-01-08 06:42:00
姆斯:葛来分多 TD:赫夫帕夫咖哩:雷文克劳 Kobe:史莱哲林
作者: Hohenzollern   2020-01-08 07:50:00
史莱哲林的人特质主要是骄傲充满野心不表示一定就是坏人 看看最伟大的卧底石内卜
作者: LiamMcMorrow (李恩)   2020-01-08 08:39:00
合理!!!

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