[花边] Odom : 我用假老二骗过奥运前的尿检

楼主: sezna (sezna)   2019-05-18 19:03:03
https://www.complex.com/sports/2019/05/lamar-odom-admits-to-using-prosthetic-penis-to-pass-drug-test-for-2004-olympics
Lamar Odom Admits to Using Prosthetic Penis to Pass Drug Test for 2004
Olympics
"[...] the joy of being named to the twelve-man roster quickly turned to
anxiety when Olympic officials informed me that I would have to pass a drug
test before officially joining the team,” Odom said in the memoir, calling
the chance to play for the U.S. "one of the biggest honors in my career." He
then explained how he got a "call from USA Basketball that a drug tester
would be coming to my house in a few days to administer the screening [...]
There was absolutely no way I was going to pass. I’d been smoking weed every
day that summer. Panic set in."
"We started googling 'fake penises' and studied different ways to beat a drug
test," Odom said. "After an exhaustive search we ordered a giant, rubber,
black cock to arrive the next day."
Odom continued: "I unzipped my pants and carefully slid the fake penis
through the zipper hole. To get the pee to come out of the tip, I had to
squeeze the shaft repeatedly..."
Despite being "paranoid it wouldn’t work," the ploy was successful. Odom was
able to play at the Olympics.
Odom在他的新书"Darkness to Light"里透露了不少往事
其中他自称自己在2004年时用一根假老二躲过了尿检
那时他收到了美国队的邀请参加奥运,但是需要通过尿检.
Odom那时天天在吸大麻自知根本不可能过药检.
他就上网google假老二,而且订了一根又黑又大的假老二.
然后等药检官来,就拉开裤子拉链利用它和准备好的假尿液通过了药检
之后成功参加了2004奥运.
作者: alittleghost (littleghost)   2019-05-18 19:05:00
呈堂证供,可以收回美国那年奥运奖牌了
作者: winsteadlove (i love winstead)   2019-05-18 19:05:00
真假@@
作者: tainancousin (台南婊哥)   2019-05-18 19:07:00
真假...
作者: eternity0005 (魔法修业之路进行中)   2019-05-18 19:08:00
以后每个运动员都要触诊
作者: s00105albert (柳意冷)   2019-05-18 19:12:00
这到底是三小啦哈哈哈哈
作者: Arsenalhenry (橙香烤兔肉)   2019-05-18 19:19:00
作者: Hohenzollern   2019-05-18 19:25:00
这太豪洨了 当药检官看不出假屌噢
作者: siegfriedlin (齐格飞)   2019-05-18 19:27:00
笑死
作者: Hohenzollern   2019-05-18 19:28:00
他是离开湖人后开始崩坏 卡戴珊家的实镜秀有播NBA也有药检 当时鸟人就被禁赛二年
作者: Federer4ever (费神)   2019-05-18 19:48:00
真假…
作者: Hohenzollern   2019-05-18 20:18:00
作者: AustinPowers (Yeah~baby Yeah~~)   2019-05-18 20:23:00
额...这样美国队的铜牌是不是要被追回了? XD
作者: RuleAllWorld (生命剩下365年)   2019-05-18 21:09:00
有假老二...拜托!不要有假老大
作者: armageddonwa (阿通伯)   2019-05-18 21:52:00
老大用假老大
作者: breakingduck (破碎的鸭子)   2019-05-18 22:07:00
国际盗懒觉集团:我这里有更逼真的,要买吗?
作者: ENCOREH33456 (XM3)   2019-05-18 23:54:00
算了就算他没过美国也很强
作者: leonightmare (LeoPa)   2019-05-19 01:11:00
格~这不是老二这是美国大雪茄!

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