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Dancing Kawhi Leonard was the NBA All-Star Game’s most robotic meme
在明星赛跳舞的Kawhi Leonard在网络上疯传
Kawhi Leonard’s narrative as the NBA’s best-running robot will never reach
an apex. His legend grows bigger and bigger by the day, because there is no
end to the humor of one of the best players in one of sports’ most
passionate game showing no emotions.
Kawhi Leonard被说成是NBA里运作超精良的机器人的说法一直流传不已，而且越传越广，
因为在这样激情的比赛，他完全不表现出任何情绪，这让大家从他身上得到源源不绝的乐
趣。
At the 2019 NBA All-Star Game, Leonard showed us his latest system update. He
tried to dance, and it went exactly how you think it would.
而在今年的明星赛，Leonard让大家看到最新的系统更新：他尝试跳舞，而且就如同大家所
想像的一样。
原始版本：https://twitter.com/i/status/1097348386590785536
This instantly became a meme, as internet hero C.J. Fogler prompted Twitter
users to add their own music to which Leonard could dance.
这段影片很快就在网络上疯传，网络名人C.J. Fogler鼓励推特用户加些音乐上去。
饶舌Offset版: https://twitter.com/i/status/1097356564623695872
机器人音乐版: https://twitter.com/i/status/1097360037633314816
迪斯可Earth Wind&Fire版: https://twitter.com/i/status/1097352441643888640
墨西哥派对音乐版: https://twitter.com/i/status/1097351666993573888
拉美音乐版: https://twitter.com/i/status/1097352893940813824
可爱自己笑声版: https://twitter.com/i/status/1097355071707324416
In order to properly appreciate Leonard, let’s remember his best
robot-trying-to-be-a-human moments.
为了让大家更了解Leonard，来回顾一下之前机器人尝试想成为人类的片段。
1. His freakin’ laugh
This is his best moment so far. This will be funny 300 years from now.
Leonard legitimately told people he was a “fun guy” and then proceeded to
laugh like his chip was malfunctioning.
1. 可爱的魔性笑声
这大概会是他最经典的片段，可以在300年后都觉得很好笑。Leonard认真的说他是个"有趣
的人"，然后开始笑的让大家觉得他的芯片坏掉了。
影片支援: https://youtu.be/zIwh0njInPk
改编NBA on NBC版: https://twitter.com/i/status/1052046504343601152
2. Indubitably
Do y’all remember the old HEB commercial where Leonard says indubitably?
Because — ha, ha, ha, ha — it’s even funnier in 2019.
2. 可爱念"Indubitably"
大家记得之前Leonard在帮超市HEB拍广告念indubitably吗? 因为在今年来看更加好笑。
影片支援: https://youtu.be/DAuo_LkXAQ4
Also, you can hear his laugh when reporters ask him to say it again, and it’
s PERFECT:
后来他被记者要求再讲一次indubitably，大家可以再一次听到他的笑声。
影片支援: https://youtu.be/3HuFgw-B3L8
3. When then-Grizzlies coach David Fizdale flat out called him a robot
Fizdale said he didn’t hear him breathing and also said he bleeds
anti-freeze.
3. 当那时候还是灰熊教练的David Fizdale直接说可爱就是个机器人
Fizdale说他没听到过可爱的呼吸声，而且宣称他血管里流的是抗冻剂。
影片支援: https://youtu.be/mTffdOM3UwI
LMFAO.
笑死人了。
Please stick around, as this page will be updated each time our robot hero
Leonard does something hilarious.
敬请期待，这个清单会随着机器人Leonard做更多爆笑的事会越来越长。