在reddit上面看到的，干快笑死
原文:https://tinyurl.com/ya2plbqk
Kawhi cleary doesn't want to play in Toronto. For those of you who are
unfamiliar,Toronto is in Canada. Of course,if Kawhi really doesn't want
to play this year in Toronto,he could just get "injured" and sit another
year out,hoping that LA is still willing to pay a player who throws a
tantrum when he doesn't get what he wants. But what if I told you there
was a way Kawhi could both not play in Toronto this year And sign and play
most of the season for LA...
很显然可爱并不想为多伦多打球，先说清楚:多伦多在加拿大。
当然啦，可爱只要继续"受伤"，本季就可以用坐板凳的方式坐掉，然后祈祷下一季LA
会签一个只要不是他中意的球队就发脾气的球员。
要是我告诉你有个方法可以让可爱今年在跟暴龙签约的同时不用在多伦多打球，还同
时可以在LA度过本季多数时光呢...
Kawhi's uncle should convice Kawhi to cross into Canada illegally and claim
asylum.
Kawhi will be arrested. His refugee claim will be evaluted and quickly denied.
He will not be charged,but will be sent back to the US and banned from
re-entering the country or obtaining a visa.
可爱的舅舅应该说服可爱非法跨境加拿大，接着申请庇护。
可爱会被逮捕，而且他的难民申请会先被审核接着再很快的被拒绝。可爱不会被罚钱，但
会被遣送回美国而且不准再踏上加拿大国土，也不能持有加拿大签证。
Why not just commit a felony(like a DUI) in the usa?
Felonies that carry less than a 5-year prison sentence do not make you
ineligible to enter Canada.Kawhi would probably rather spenf 1 year in
Toronto than 5 years in prison. Plus,you can be granted a waiver to enter
Canada,which is how other convicted felond are able to play in Canada.
干嘛不在美国犯个重些的罪(像是酒驾)就好?
犯一个低于五年有期徒刑的罪可无法让踏入加拿大这件事变成违法。而且如果
真的要坐牢五年，那可爱还不如去多伦多打一年。此外，你还有可能会被豁免，这就是为
什么有些犯过罪的人依然可以前往加拿大打球。
What happens next?
Kawhi will either try to enter Canada to report to Toronto and be denied OR
the will be accepted. If he is allowed in,he simply has to leave and re-enter
illegally again and apply for asylum again.Applying for asylum alone might do
it,but it's more of a fool-me-once scenario.
At this point,the Raptors will be faces with either having Kawhi only available
for away games or severing his contract due to his conduct. Now, if they sever
his contract,I'm not sure whether they retain his right or not but they certainly
won't be interested in re-signing him. After some period of no contract being
tendered I assume he becomes a free agent an can sign with LA.
之后呢?
可爱试着进入加拿大好跟暴龙报到，但被加拿大拒绝在外或被接受入境。
但就算他被接受入境，他只要再离境接着马上非法入境，接着一样再次向加拿大申请庇护
。只单单申请一次还有可能会过，但这样搞?人家政府可不是智障。
到这地步，暴龙就得被迫面对是要选择一个只能打客场的可爱或是买断。如果
选择买断的话，我不晓得他们是否还保有对可爱的权利，但暴龙绝对不想续签可爱。经过
一阵没有报价送上门来的时间后，我想他应该成为自由球员了，也就是可以跟LA签约了。
Caveats
1.Kawhi can't re-enter Canada. As long as Toronto doesn't make the Finals(which
they won't without him)this doesn't seem to be a huge problem.
2.Adam silver won't like it. This is a bigger issue but NBA players have done
worse things that actually hurt people and they still have jobs.
3.His bargaining position with LA is seriously affected if they know he's
willing to break the law to play for them. Then again,if I'm Magic I may admire
the dedication.
后续影响
1.可爱将不能再踏入加拿大。反正暴龙也打不进总冠(没可爱暴龙要怎么打进总冠?)，所以
这点也不是什么大问题。(注:湖人在西区，季赛也去不了几次位在东区的暴龙主场)
2.Silver一定会很不爽这种事，但NBA球员可干过比这还糟糕的事情，还真正意义上的伤害
过民众，而事后他们也都还有球打。(疴...奥本山事件?)
3.可爱与LA谈价时的地位一定会深深受到这件事影响，毕竟为了去LA打球连犯法的事都干
的出来。我要是魔术还真不得不佩服他的决心。
这篇真的超闹XDDD
虽然我自己看下来是觉得有点奇怪，像是都非法入境加拿大了那还怎么跟暴龙报到
不过既然只是趣味酸文，就看看就好吧XD