台面上的KD有力角逐者
Oklahoma City Thunder: We've been here with you since the beginning. We have m
ade the Western Conference finals four times; we've put a winning team around
you. You love OKC. OKC loves you. We have Russell Westbrook and no one else ca
n. We can offer more money.
Golden State Warriors: We won 73 games last year. We have the most fun team in
the league in one of the most fun cities in the league. We're light years ahe
ad of the competition, outside of that unfortunate "losing after going up 3-1
in the Finals for the first time in NBA history" thing. You can watch Steph dr
ibble a lot and then shoot, and be super close for it. Draymond probably won't
kick you in the groin as much as he does other people.
San Antonio Spurs: We have Gregg Popovich and great tacos. We're the best orga
nization in sports and there are no concerns about distractions.
Los Angeles Clippers: You get to live in L.A., you get to play with Chris Paul
, and you won't have to have that pained look on your face when your shooters
miss wide open shots because you have J.J. Redick.
Boston Celtics: You like Larry Bird, he played for us a long time ago. We lost
to Atlanta in the first round, so we're澑ight there. Brad Stevens is a Level
50 mage.
Miami Heat: (Pat Riley and Dwyane Wade knock on the table with their champions
hip rings to the tune of "Shave and a Haircut." )
New York Knicks: Phil Jackson won 11 championships, you get to play with Carme
lo Anthony and Derrick Rose, and the city never sleeps.
Los Angeles Lakers: You can get your own television show and we put a parental
lock on D'Angelo Russell's phone.
Houston Rockets: James Harden. Also the Texas income tax thing.
Washington Wizards: You lived here a long time ago. Also, John Wall.
Denver Nuggets: Witness the beauty of the Continental Divide!
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让我们来看看台面上的KD角逐者能提供给KD什么？!
雷霆队:我们从你的一开始就一直陪伴你囉，四次打进西区决赛，围绕着你打造了常胜军
团队，而且我们有龟龟，你的好麻吉，其他人没有的喔，还有我们可以给你很高的续约薪
资，Oklahoma 爱你喔。
勇士队:我们去年可是拿了73胜，我们的球队和城市都是最棒最好玩的，而且我们还在总
冠军系列三比一的情况下，被姆斯逆转，创造另一项纪录，你来我这，可以近距离观赏科
铝目眩神迷的花式运球，然后再投篮，最重要的是，你再也不用担心被追梦绿踢到你的小
KD了。
马刺队:你知道的，我们有Popovich,还有一堆很U质的团队球员，世界上最棒的制服组，
更重要的我们是圣堂圣地，没有什么多余消遣好让你分心，因此可以专心打球。
快艇队:你住在LA可以就近打球，还有CP3可以传球给你，你也不用难过你的队友投不进大
空档，因为你有JJ Redick
青赛:对我们来说你就是我们的伯德，还有我们的Stevens 是50等的术士可以魔法协助你
。
热火:油头和魏德会戴上冠军戒给你爱的鼓励。
尼克:禅师有11枚冠军戒喔，你还可以跟安东尼和罗斯一起打球一起卖鞋，重点是这里是
纽约喔，纽约!
湖人队:你可以有你自己的电视节目喔，还可以设定亲子锁在罗素的手机上，防止他再乱
偷拍。
火箭:可以和大胡子一起监视器，且不要忘了德州不收收入税喔！多余钱胡子会带你去花
。
巫师队:你生在这里，长在这里，这里是你的家，还有约翰墙等你。
金块队:偶们什么都没有，但你可以欣赏美国大陆分水岭的壮阔景观。
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