看到这系列随手估了一下 playing pick up games with NBA players
刚好翻到这篇Reddit上蛮有趣的经历
没有太大的相关
但是丢出来给大家看一下。
http://ppt.cc/WVYd
原文如下:
I used to have a membership at the Hollywood YMCA, and there as a pickup game
there every single day.
原文作者(以下简称原PO)以前常常在YMCA打球，那边以前天天都有pick up game(报队打球)。
The normal game was just a bunch of guys who were there every day, but once
or twice a week, some crazy good ex college and sometimes even ex pros came
in. You had 5 man teams, played to 10 points, winning team kept the court and
the next team rotated in. When the really good guys came, they always played
on the same team, and they ran the court for hours at a time. (They were
dicks about it too, acting like they owned the place, etc.)
一般来说那里都是正常人，可是每隔一两周都有神手报队，
甚至是海外职业球员。
当时的规则是五打五，10分换队胜队留下，
可是神手们常常霸场好几个小时都未曾下场过，可是很靠北的是他们常常因此很唱邱。
以为自己真的很猛之类的。
There was this really old man (60 or so) who played alot, he wasn't worth
much but he could bomb threes like mad when he was hot, and he always claimed
he was friends with Magic Johnson and that one day he'd bring him in and we'd
finally get to beat this one really good group of guys. We all thought he was
full of shit. Then, lo and behold, one day the group of really good guys came
in and started winning, (one of them played for UCLA back in the day, and one
of them had played pro in Europe) and they started ordering everyone around,
calling cheap fouls, etc.
这时候有一个三分超准的老头常常声称他是Magic的好朋友，
总有一天带他来会把你们这些嚣张的小毛头电下场。
想当然大家都当他在豪洨。
直到有一天...那些强者依然在赢球霸场，甚至开始指使、乱喊犯规...。
So this old man lost it, he leaves and says he'll
be back in twenty minutes. Twenty minutes later, he came back with, no shit,
Magic Johnson. This was like summer of 1997, so Magic was probably only a
year or two removed from his comeback season with the Lakers. He was in
really good shape, and he looked like he was about 37 feet tall compared to
me, and I'm 6'3". So, Magic and this old man formed a team, I tried to get on
it but they needed runners and I was a known gunner. Eventually it's their
turn, and they take the court. Magic played PG, dribbled the ball up the
court, and he said he would only shoot the ball two times per game. "The
first bucket of the game, and the last." The other team just scoffed and said
he could shoot all he wanted, they were obviously not scared at all. Long
story short, Magic absolutely destroyed the game, made those guys look like
little boys.
老头他妈的这下火了，走出球馆并烙下狠话，说二十分钟后回来你们走着瞧。
二十分钟后....
不唬烂，活生生的魔术就出现在球馆。
全场都惊呆了。
那时候是1997年的夏天，刚好魔术退役一年，身形还保持得非常良好，站在原PO旁边
看起来足足有37呎高跟一只怪物一样。
魔术跟那个老人组一队对抗血气方刚的小毛头们。魔术打控卫，带球过半场的时候
说他整场比赛只投2球...整场比赛的第一球和最后一球。
当然对手也不是什么好惹的料，毕竟身为前UCLA的成员或是海外球员。
看到一大把年纪刚退役的魔术他们根本不怕。甚至回呛你可以想出手就出手。
长话短说，魔术把他们电爆了，就跟大人打小孩一样。
As he stated, he did indeed score the first bucket of the game,
a very long three pointer (it actually only counted as 2, that's how we
played) and then he just became strictly a passer. It seemed like he grabbed
just about every rebound of the entire game, and made some insane passes. At
one point he actually dribbled the ball up the court by running backwards,
and was laughing and obviously not even trying at all. The old man who called
him there ended up hitting a three to make the score 9-3, or maybe 9-4, I
can't recall, but then Magic said "Ok, you guys get one more posession, then
this game is over." With this big grin on his face. So the other team took
the ball up the court, but all of a sudden, like a lightning bolt or
something, Magic just... it was almost like he dissappeared, that's how fast
he moved... he just exploded off his feet, stole the ball from the dribbler,
dribbled the ball up the court like a sprinting deer, took it all the way to
the hole and dunked it. Not a hard dunk, not a spectacular dunk, it was more
like he dunked it the way a normal person would open their car door, like,
his facial expression didn't even change. Game over.
魔术那场比赛当然投进了比赛的第一颗球，而且还是一颗大号三分。
之后就乖乖的组织传球，抓下了几乎每一波的篮板，传出各种高难度神奇的助攻。
他还曾经一度边笑边倒退运球过半场，他根本不care这场比赛。
之后老头子投进了一颗三分把比数拉到9:3还是9:4(原PO有点忘记了)剩最后一分。
这时候魔术说:"好，给你们最后一波球权，你们把握住了就算你们赢。"
脸上挂着他的招牌笑容。
于是乎对手带球过半场，这时候...
魔术突然消失了，他就是这么快的，像闪电一样把球给抄了。
带球过去...灌篮。
他的灌篮没什么特别的，就跟普通人在关车门一样轻松简单，脸上依然挂著招牌笑容。
Game Over。
Epilogue:
The other guys were mad and demanded a rematch, but Magic said the rules of
the court were that they had to give up the court to the winnig team and wait
their turn to play again. Magic ended up playing there that day for about 2
hours, and won at least 10 games in that timespan. The really good team
played his team 2 more times, and again Magic's team won both times, score
was never even close.
结语:
对手要求再打一场，可是魔术说规则就是要把场子让给下一队，你们滚球吧。
之后魔术又打了2个小时吧，赢了至少10场比赛，
中间又跟小毛头队交手了2次...全胜。
比分根本没拉近过。