同学好！
没～有～错～
又是我NBA版客座教授要来上课啦
今天跟大家分享最近很红的一首歌
不多说直接进入歌曲
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNE1Vju1ftM
The banners glow bright on the rafters tonight, not a Lakers fan to be seen.
冠军旗帜闪闪发亮，但今晚一个湖人迷都没看见。
Coach Scott calls isolation, And Swaggy P's setting the screen.
败总只会下令单打，然而竟是老尖来帮我单挡。
The fans are howling, there's a media storm outside.
迷迷们狂风呼啸，外头还有PTT有着媒体风暴(酸酸)。
Couldn't get the win. Heaven knows I tried.
拿不到胜利，天知道我多努力。
Don't let them in, don't let them see.
别让他们进来，别让他们看到。
Be the Mamba you always have to be.
看到我每晚变身曼巴的样子。
Shaquillie O'neal, don't let him know.
别让曾经的大腿鲨鱼知道。
Well, now he knows.
好吧！现在他知道了。
Let it tank, let it tank.
摆烂吧，摆烂吧。
Going 8 for 24.
继续一晚打16铁以免被追上。
Let it tank, let it tank.
摆烂吧，摆烂吧。
Fade away and shoot some more!
虾子投篮再多点，三夹内皆是空挡。
I don't care, If I am overpaid.
我不在乎，是否我是高薪低效王。
Let the spurs rage on.
让马刺继续养生拿冠吧。
Getting old never bothered them anyway!
他们养生真有一套。
It's funny how much distance.
好奇还有多远。
We have from winning it all.
才会有大咖加盟，让我们再返荣耀。
And defenders that couldn't control me.
过去守不住我的小咖。
Now just steal the ball.
现在直接把球抄走。
If I retire, what would I do?
如果我退休，我会做什么？
Maybe I'll star in Frozen 2.
也许我会演出冰雪奇缘2。
Do what I want, no rules for me.
做我想做的没有束缚58132000105
I'm Kobe!!!!!!!!!!
我是老大!!!!!!!!!!!
Let it tank, let it tank.
摆烂吧，摆烂吧。
Get a pick hopefully top 5.
希望选秀顺位至少有前五。
Let it tank, let it tank.
摆烂吧，摆烂吧。
Without Phil, why even try?
没了只带强队的禅师，我们还在拼什么？
Here I stand.
这里我站。
And here I'll play.
这里我玩。
If my legs hold up.
如果我的大腿们有来的话。
My power forward broke his shin in his first game.
我家兰德尔第一场就胫骨受伤，去喝红茶了。
Now I could not even tell you half of our players name .
现在我甚至叫不出一半队友的名子。
And one thought bulges like a disc inside Steve Nash.
说要帮助我的Nash现在却在阿根廷踢足球。
No more back-to-backs.
不再打背靠背比赛。
The past is in the past.
过去就让它过去吧58132000105。
Let it tank, let it tank.
摆烂吧，摆烂吧。
I'll never get that sixth.
我永远拿不到那第六冠了。
Let it tank, let it tank.
摆烂吧，摆烂吧。
Dwight Howard's a soft-ass bitch.
草莓兽就是个软趴趴的废物。
Here I stand.
这里我站。
King of L.A.
洛杉矶之王！
Laker Nation!
湖人王国！
Getting old never bothered me anyway!
管他变不变老，这支球队永远都是我的！
这首歌真的蛮好听的是不是呢？
老大我想你快回来吧!